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trogvision #1 Posted 09 December 2018 - 02:46 AM

    Rushing B

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What do you do?
Nobody likes AFK'ers.

BrunoIsMyDog #2 Posted 09 December 2018 - 02:49 AM

    Lance-corporal

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Well, 10 minutes is at least 2 battles so...

Edited by BrunoIsMyDog, 09 December 2018 - 02:50 AM.

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FussyRude #3 Posted 09 December 2018 - 02:50 AM

    Senior Sergeant

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Kill people with a spoon
#LoveLuchs

trogvision #4 Posted 09 December 2018 - 02:52 AM

    Rushing B

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View PostBrunoIsMyDog, on 09 December 2018 - 02:49 AM, said:

Well, 10 minutes is at least 2 battles so...

 

Your dedication has been noticed.


Nobody likes AFK'ers.

j0nn0 #5 Posted 09 December 2018 - 03:11 AM

    F2P Skrub

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Sit down, relax in silence, and maybe fall asleep.

I may have a few too many tanks. I think I was over 150 in garage by last count.


Player_5773117413 #6 Posted 09 December 2018 - 03:12 AM

    Professional Tinfoil Hatter

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View PostBrunoIsMyDog, on 08 December 2018 - 08:49 PM, said:

Well, 10 minutes is at least 2 battles so...

 

With the teams in this day and age, you might even squeeze in four if you can move around the garage quick enough.


"HULK SMASH[er]!!!"

^ Gotta derp around in Tier 7 before the inevitable nerf! ^

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slayer_____ #7 Posted 09 December 2018 - 03:21 AM

    Spray and Pray

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What version of Blitz are you playing? I’ve been getting 7 minutes since 2014. 

Morphman11 #8 Posted 09 December 2018 - 03:57 AM

    Senior Sergeant

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Wash my toaster while making toast.

j0nn0 #9 Posted 09 December 2018 - 04:04 AM

    F2P Skrub

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View Postslayer_____, on 08 December 2018 - 07:21 PM, said:

What version of Blitz are you playing? I’ve been getting 7 minutes since 2014. 

 

If you check actual battle duration, as in how long a battle is from timer start to a win/draw, back to garage(?) condition, then they tend to be roughly 3-4 minutes for most players. Check blitzstars under "show more statistics" for it. Mine shows 2 min, 54sec as my avg battle time. Not sure if this stat is readily available within the in-game stats pages.

I may have a few too many tanks. I think I was over 150 in garage by last count.


Meat_Locker #10 Posted 09 December 2018 - 04:39 AM

    Large Member

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Seems like the average Blitz player doesn’t realize that they have 7 minutes let alone 10. 

 


TunaSandwichNA #11 Posted 09 December 2018 - 08:20 AM

    Sergeant

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    03-23-2016
Sleep

Bachus131 #12 Posted 09 December 2018 - 10:47 AM

    Sergeant

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    12-28-2017
Finish off the Chocolate Brownie Bite ice cream in the freezer. ;) 
'Don't follow the lights, they will lead you to your DOOM'  ( Gollum )

slayer_____ #13 Posted 09 December 2018 - 02:40 PM

    Spray and Pray

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View Postj0nn0, on 08 December 2018 - 11:04 PM, said:

 

If you check actual battle duration, as in how long a battle is from timer start to a win/draw, back to garage(?) condition, then they tend to be roughly 3-4 minutes for most players. Check blitzstars under "show more statistics" for it. Mine shows 2 min, 54sec as my avg battle time. Not sure if this stat is readily available within the in-game stats pages.

 

Sigh.......sarcasm is not strong in your detection. 

Explixiit_ #14 Posted 09 December 2018 - 05:50 PM

    Wannabe unicum

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make a "IM GONNA KMS' training room 

 

 

 

 

 

 

with the desc of "go away....my life is so bad...i hate my life.."


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tanker070 #15 Posted 09 December 2018 - 07:29 PM

    The Nitwit

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Run outside with my natural form only

(And it's 2* outside rn.. yay midwest)


Edited by tanker070, 09 December 2018 - 07:29 PM.

→_→ #tankerTalks

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MSGTGlitterGlue #16 Posted 10 December 2018 - 05:04 AM

    Challenge(r) Accepted

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”You’ll never take me alive!”

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But I’m an IMPROVING 46.96 percenter

 

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little_brother_of_war #17 Posted 16 December 2018 - 04:46 PM

    ᎠᏁᏦᏗ ~ A-ne’-tso-di

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You have 10 minutes to live. :ohmy:

 

View Posttrogvision, on 08 December 2018 - 08:46 PM, said:

What do you do?

...make a phone call and up my life insurance. :great:

 


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Old cowboy saying #2...

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Pitorkas #18 Posted 16 December 2018 - 07:52 PM

    3 de Asada Con Todo

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P..nH.b

Give_Anna_An_Alt #19 Posted 17 December 2018 - 04:29 PM

    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Shorten it to 0 Minutes.

MudkipAtWar #20 Posted 17 December 2018 - 05:30 PM

    die

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cry

Hello

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Clan list in order of join date: TBNT, 22ND, 22ND2, FSA, FSX, ZNTH, FLEET, FL-TH

 

 





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