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Blartch #1 Posted 01 January 2019 - 01:14 PM

    Causer of Unrest

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    05-01-2015

[Light-hearted, irreverent intro banter here]

 

[Theme-twisting segue here]

 

[Disgusting campers pendejos stupids gameplay screenshot/replay here]

 

So there was that.

 

I'd have actually written some wild account of awesome gameplay, but I'm not very good any more (if I ever was) and this was a solid 6:30 of effort-free farming.  I already put twice as much effort into writing this post as I did into playing that game.  Welcome to your new Blitz, where every tier is tier 2-4 (except tiers 2-4, which you can't play any longer).

 

[Mic drop here]



Vater_Von_Tom #2 Posted 01 January 2019 - 02:35 PM

    Senior Sergeant

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  • 888
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    03-26-2016

[Insert gushing laudatory endorsements here]

 

...no really, you deserve it. Excellently played game and thanks for showing me that WOT Inspector page. Had no idea. It made the COD at the end look almost like child's play.



BushiBan #3 Posted 01 January 2019 - 06:27 PM

    Senior Sergeant

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    10-15-2016

[insert loud applause here]

 

Congratulations on another Hall of Fame #1!   Put some ice on that shooting finger


 

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tanker070 #4 Posted 01 January 2019 - 06:33 PM

    The Nitwit

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    07-11-2014
[¿insert welcome message filled with greetings here?]

→_→ #tankerTalks

pro tip: Take Deep Breaths Often.


vvk2 #5 Posted 01 January 2019 - 06:46 PM

    First Sergeant

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    11-29-2014
Just wow!

ShootinSabot #6 Posted 01 January 2019 - 08:31 PM

    Excelling at Mediocrity

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    12-02-2016
[Insert applause: more than a golf clap, less than a standing ovation]

                                      

Full time Spud, part time potato 

              Striving to be an Ambassador to help grow the game. 


Vater_Von_Tom #7 Posted 01 January 2019 - 09:05 PM

    Senior Sergeant

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  • 888
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  • Member since:
    03-26-2016

I say this contest was much more than a simple game of pixel tanks. Whereas, it was, in reality, Prince Vultan in digital combat with Ming. We have just been witness to a world saving event. I notice that pansy Flash Gordon was nowhere to be seen for this one.

 

Crap, there was suppose to be a graphic showing the top damage tankers in both teams. Our hero Blartch and on the other side the Mighty Ming. But, I haven't posted a graphic in quite awhile and I can't recall what I had for breakfast let along the procedure for doing that correctly. Check the teams lineup.


Edited by Vater_Von_Tom, 01 January 2019 - 09:08 PM.


richdubz #8 Posted 01 January 2019 - 09:25 PM

    Senior Sergeant

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    08-22-2016
Whoa!  You got three Christmas cards too!  Talk about icing on the cake!

Edited by richdubz, 01 January 2019 - 09:25 PM.

 


minitel_NA #9 Posted 01 January 2019 - 11:51 PM

    First Sergeant

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  • [EUREF]
  • Member since:
    12-19-2015
[insert generic Blartch creative writing praises here]

Minitelrose visiting from EU, occasional player/forumer in the NA

 





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