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JCC_74 #1 Posted 10 January 2019 - 05:01 PM

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Going to bed and just a thought to have fun.  Post em here :)

Chuck Norris is is tough he doesn't do push ups, he does earth downs. :)



wrecker1968 #2 Posted 10 January 2019 - 05:15 PM

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"How About Chuck Norris with a BB Gun ??"

cheesehead247365 #3 Posted 10 January 2019 - 05:16 PM

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I_Maverick_I #4 Posted 10 January 2019 - 05:32 PM

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Chuck Norris is a...healer?

It’s said that a drop of Chuck Norris’s blood would be an universal cure for all diseases, but mankind has yet to find a needle strong enough to penetrate through his skin. 


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Holy_Outlaw #5 Posted 10 January 2019 - 05:36 PM

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Chuck Norris is so tough...………...he always goes town in a light tank and wins by raseiniai. He blocks a hesh round from a 183 with his belt buckle. He penned and ammo racked a Maus with a spinning back kick with his cowboy boots. 

Edited by Holy_Outlaw, 10 January 2019 - 05:41 PM.


_Cletus #6 Posted 10 January 2019 - 05:43 PM

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Chuck Norris is a time traveller....

When Chuck throws a roundhouse kick his foot moves so fast it travels back in time and kicks you yesterday.


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Meat_Locker #7 Posted 10 January 2019 - 05:45 PM

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... is a mis-informed reactionary that was enjoyably beat up by an immigrant in "Way of The Dragon".

Edited by Meat_Locker, 10 January 2019 - 05:49 PM.

 


Holy_Outlaw #8 Posted 10 January 2019 - 06:09 PM

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View PostMeat_Locker, on 10 January 2019 - 11:45 AM, said:

... is a mis-informed reactionary that was enjoyably beat up by an immigrant in "Way of The Dragon".

 

Haha! Bruce Lee was at a level no one else was. We can start another thread about what he would do in a type 62 . :P

maxwell191145 #9 Posted 10 January 2019 - 06:12 PM

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Only thing you can say after Bruce Lee, is NOTHING!

4sfield #10 Posted 10 January 2019 - 06:26 PM

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FussyRude #11 Posted 10 January 2019 - 06:59 PM

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minitel_NA #12 Posted 10 January 2019 - 07:43 PM

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Chuck Norris doesn’t need to play blitz, because he finished the game a long time ago.

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slayer_____ #13 Posted 10 January 2019 - 07:52 PM

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Older than dirt. He’s still relevant?

WhiskeyCyclone #14 Posted 10 January 2019 - 09:36 PM

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Is still mad Bruce Lee kicked his butt in Rome and will always be The Godfather of martial arts in pop culture.

 


Edited by WhiskeyCyclone, 10 January 2019 - 09:38 PM.

                                        

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dr_appleby #15 Posted 10 January 2019 - 09:48 PM

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google will not do a find chuck norris, because you don't find chuck norris he finds you.

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9_V0LT #16 Posted 11 January 2019 - 02:24 AM

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Chuck Norris’ cowboy boots are made from real cowboys. 

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JCC_74 #17 Posted 11 January 2019 - 03:03 AM

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The boogeyman checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.


CA_vampire #18 Posted 11 January 2019 - 03:11 AM

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View PostMeat_Locker, on 10 January 2019 - 10:45 AM, said:

... is a mis-informed reactionary that was enjoyably beat up by an immigrant in "Way of The Dragon".

 

 

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Absolute_Sniper #19 Posted 11 January 2019 - 05:33 AM

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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought to settle a bet. The loser had to wear their underwear on the outside of their pants.

wwing #20 Posted 11 January 2019 - 06:37 AM

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