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JCC_74 #1 Posted 10 January 2019 - 05:01 PM

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Going to bed and just a thought to have fun.  Post em here :)

Chuck Norris is is tough he doesn't do push ups, he does earth downs. :)



wrecker1968 #2 Posted 10 January 2019 - 05:15 PM

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"How About Chuck Norris with a BB Gun ??"

cheesehead247365 #3 Posted 10 January 2019 - 05:16 PM

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I_Maverick_I #4 Posted 10 January 2019 - 05:32 PM

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Chuck Norris is a...healer?

It’s said that a drop of Chuck Norris’s blood would be an universal cure for all diseases, but mankind has yet to find a needle strong enough to penetrate through his skin. 



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Holy_Outlaw #5 Posted 10 January 2019 - 05:36 PM

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Chuck Norris is so tough...………...he always goes town in a light tank and wins by raseiniai. He blocks a hesh round from a 183 with his belt buckle. He penned and ammo racked a Maus with a spinning back kick with his cowboy boots. 

Edited by Holy_Outlaw, 10 January 2019 - 05:41 PM.


_Cletus #6 Posted 10 January 2019 - 05:43 PM

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Chuck Norris is a time traveller....

When Chuck throws a roundhouse kick his foot moves so fast it travels back in time and kicks you yesterday.


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A good heavy driver knows how to make shots bounce off their armor, how to use cover while fighting at the front, when to get out there and just take the shot to protect his team, to keep the reds attention focused so his team can flank, and to consistently do damage while all of that happens.  

 


Meat_Locker #7 Posted 10 January 2019 - 05:45 PM

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... is a mis-informed reactionary that was enjoyably beat up by an immigrant in "Way of The Dragon".

Edited by Meat_Locker, 10 January 2019 - 05:49 PM.

 


Holy_Outlaw #8 Posted 10 January 2019 - 06:09 PM

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View PostMeat_Locker, on 10 January 2019 - 11:45 AM, said:

... is a mis-informed reactionary that was enjoyably beat up by an immigrant in "Way of The Dragon".

 

Haha! Bruce Lee was at a level no one else was. We can start another thread about what he would do in a type 62 . :P

maxwell191145 #9 Posted 10 January 2019 - 06:12 PM

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Only thing you can say after Bruce Lee, is NOTHING!

4sfield #10 Posted 10 January 2019 - 06:26 PM

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Snowflakes - 1, Good Guys - 0

 

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FussyRude #11 Posted 10 January 2019 - 06:59 PM

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OUR GOD AND SAVIOR!
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minitel_NA #12 Posted 10 January 2019 - 07:43 PM

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Chuck Norris doesn’t need to play blitz, because he finished the game a long time ago.

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slayer_____ #13 Posted 10 January 2019 - 07:52 PM

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Older than dirt. He’s still relevant?

WhiskeyCyclone #14 Posted 10 January 2019 - 09:36 PM

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Is still mad Bruce Lee kicked his butt in Rome and will always be The Godfather of martial arts in pop culture.

 


Edited by WhiskeyCyclone, 10 January 2019 - 09:38 PM.

                                        

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dr_appleby #15 Posted 10 January 2019 - 09:48 PM

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google will not do a find chuck norris, because you don't find chuck norris he finds you.

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9_V0LT #16 Posted 11 January 2019 - 02:24 AM

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Chuck Norris’ cowboy boots are made from real cowboys. 

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JCC_74 #17 Posted 11 January 2019 - 03:03 AM

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The boogeyman checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.


CA_vampire #18 Posted 11 January 2019 - 03:11 AM

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View PostMeat_Locker, on 10 January 2019 - 10:45 AM, said:

... is a mis-informed reactionary that was enjoyably beat up by an immigrant in "Way of The Dragon".

 

 

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Absolute_Sniper #19 Posted 11 January 2019 - 05:33 AM

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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought to settle a bet. The loser had to wear their underwear on the outside of their pants.

wwing #20 Posted 11 January 2019 - 06:37 AM

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