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JCC_74 #21 Posted 11 January 2019 - 08:41 AM

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Chucks tears cure cancer....but Chuck NEVER cries

BlackFlag2715 #22 Posted 11 January 2019 - 03:15 PM

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Like John Wayne said, “Chuck Norris?  Never heard of her”

Blackduckfury #23 Posted 11 January 2019 - 03:28 PM

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Chuck Norris once picked up a maus and shoved it up the Fuher’s [edited]
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Godzillacus #24 Posted 11 January 2019 - 03:32 PM

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View PostBlackFlag2715, on 11 January 2019 - 03:15 PM, said:

Like John Wayne said, “Chuck Norris?  Never heard of her”

 

Going with John Wayne on this one. But if we are going to look at actors that were bad A.., how about one that really was? Audie Murphy, should check it out.

 

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Audie_Murphy



ZebraUp #25 Posted 11 January 2019 - 03:34 PM

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Chuck Norris...   pee'd his undies when Bruce Lee looked at him sternly. 

You gotta be Lucky or a Lion to kill a Zebra!

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StillReloading #26 Posted 11 January 2019 - 07:17 PM

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone.

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JCC_74 #27 Posted 11 January 2019 - 09:28 PM

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Macguyver can make an airplane from paper clips, gum, and cardboard, but Chuck can kill him and take it

JCC_74 #28 Posted 11 January 2019 - 09:29 PM

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When Chuck donates blood he uses a gun and a bucket.

BoomBoyGT #29 Posted 11 January 2019 - 10:36 PM

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Chuck Norris makes the powers of FlexTape look weak.

JCC_74 #30 Posted 12 January 2019 - 12:06 PM

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Chuck counted to infinity, twice.

Arron Rogers can throw a football 50 yards, Chuck can roundhouse kick Arron 50 yards.

Chuck knows Victorias secret.

And...

Chuck is the reason that Waldo is hiding.

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DestructSean #31 Posted 12 January 2019 - 04:35 PM

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there is no theory of evolution or natural selection , only creatures Chuck Norris allows to live. 


Edited by DestructSean, 12 January 2019 - 04:42 PM.


little_brother_of_war #32 Posted 12 January 2019 - 05:08 PM

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View PostGodzillacus, on 11 January 2019 - 09:32 AM, said:

 

Going with John Wayne on this one. But if we are going to look at actors that were bad A.., how about one that really was? AudieMurphy, should check it out.

 

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Audie_Murphy

Yes, he was the real deal.

A true American military warrior and hero :medal: who just happened have that boyish Hollywood, star-quality looks. :B

All those others were just wannabe-hero-types and, mostly, B-level actors fantasizing about being a real-life AudieMurphy-type heroes. (Sorry to burst a few bubbles...)

 

Audie wins...hands down. :great:

 

 

 



minitel_NA #33 Posted 13 January 2019 - 12:09 AM

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Long time ago some guys asked chuck Norris to throw something in the air,

they wanted to see how long it would take to fall back down. 

These guys died but the moon hasn’t fallen back yet.


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LaughingRam #34 Posted 13 January 2019 - 04:26 AM

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View PostWhiskeyCyclone, on 10 January 2019 - 01:36 PM, said:

Is still mad Bruce Lee kicked his butt in Rome and will always be The Godfather of martial arts in pop culture.

 

 

Wow..... Hvaen’t seen that clip in a long, long time.

 

o7

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