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To any aspiring porch pirates and packages thieves out there...beware!


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junaluska7 #1 Posted 14 January 2019 - 10:10 PM

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I thought the creativity of this guy to strike back against porch pirate thieves was pretty ingenious and hilarious! 

Time consuming, but remarkably clever and effective. It s kinda long (about 9 minutes) but well worth watching.

 

Introducing farting glitter-bomb! 

 

Enjoy!

 


 

 

 

slayer_____ #2 Posted 14 January 2019 - 10:40 PM

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So, he spends thousands of dollars for a prank? Makes sense. Because a dye pack wouldn’t have been cheaper.......

originalmadkilla #3 Posted 14 January 2019 - 10:53 PM

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View Postslayer_____, on 14 January 2019 - 05:40 PM, said:

So, he spends thousands of dollars for a prank? Makes sense. Because a dye pack wouldn’t have been cheaper.......

 

I didn't watch the video, but it has like 53 million views.:playing:

 

He could be setting $100 dollar bills on fire, one after another, and the video would still be earning plenty of money at the end of the day.

 

It's like those videos that take a brand new $1000 iPad and then they destroy it just for the hell of it. It doesn't matter to them, because they're making more than that from the views.:justwait:



acrisis #4 Posted 14 January 2019 - 11:28 PM

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That video sure has made the rounds ... 

And I’m still skeptical about the entire thing ... all things considered. 


 

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Bbm_14 #5 Posted 15 January 2019 - 12:34 AM

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View Postacrisis, on 14 January 2019 - 05:28 PM, said:

That video sure has made the rounds ... 

And I’m still skeptical about the entire thing ... all things considered. 

 

I saw this a while back and you sir are correct in being skeptical.

 

Fun none the less.

 

https://globalnews.ca/news/4784990/viral-glitter-bomb-fake/


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slayer_____ #6 Posted 15 January 2019 - 07:33 AM

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View Postoriginalmadkilla, on 14 January 2019 - 05:53 PM, said:

 

I didn't watch the video, but it has like 53 million views.:playing:

 

He could be setting $100 dollar bills on fire, one after another, and the video would still be earning plenty of money at the end of the day.

 

It's like those videos that take a brand new $1000 iPad and then they destroy it just for the hell of it. It doesn't matter to them, because they're making more than that from the views.:justwait:

 

I know OMK, just venting from the inner Officer in me. I would have made a more sinister box than spend the money and time he did. The part when he says, “The Police said it wasn’t worth their time” is total bull. Criminals deserve more than glitter and farts. Some OC spray and dye would work. What are they going you do, call the Police? 

__Alexwen__ #7 Posted 19 January 2019 - 01:11 PM

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Step 1: replace all the inner mechanisms with a hydrogen core

Step 2: put enriched uranium as a core cover

Step 3: Wrap the thing in C4

Step 5: After the thief steals the package, get as far away from town as you can.


Edited by __Alexwen__, 19 January 2019 - 01:12 PM.

3x3: 21.xx AO5

2x2: 8.xx

OH: 30.xx

4x4: 1:45

Oh nevermind, wrong forum.





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