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Do NOT buy Soviet tanks (govt plot)


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HumanCoookie #1 Posted 24 January 2019 - 04:46 AM

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Historically, the US isn’t too kind to Socialism. And also historically Soviets believed in such forms in government. Well, how does this affect Blitz? Every time you buy a Soviet tank notice how your game freezes just for a second? That’s the government tapping into your account to monitor your tank purchases and determine your loyalty. The more American tanks opposed to Soviet tanks you have the faster your game runs. You all can quote me on that because it’s fact. I regret only playing Soviet tanks for the past 2 years, what a tragedy? Perhaps Hollywood will make a movie of my predicament.

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__Frostbite #2 Posted 24 January 2019 - 05:08 AM

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Yes.
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Player_5773117413 #3 Posted 24 January 2019 - 05:28 AM

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What's next? An American tank that doesn't drive for thirty days when you experience credit troubles?

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Morphman11 #4 Posted 24 January 2019 - 08:25 AM

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But my Lowe is so slow, does this occur due to past blemishes on the Wehrmacht's reputation?

Explixiit_ #5 Posted 24 January 2019 - 02:25 PM

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oh thats why my game lags when i play a is6....

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__The_Dude_30__ #6 Posted 24 January 2019 - 03:02 PM

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No wonder my game's been extra laggy this past week.

American tanks in garage: 13

Russian tanks in garage: 22

 

I might as well be a Russian spy......


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Rio_Grande #7 Posted 24 January 2019 - 06:33 PM

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Well, Soviet tank build quality is rather crude.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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HumanCoookie #8 Posted 25 January 2019 - 05:20 AM

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View Post__The_Dude_30__, on 24 January 2019 - 03:02 PM, said:

No wonder my game's been extra laggy this past week.

American tanks in garage: 13

Russian tanks in garage: 22

 

I might as well be a Russian spy......

 

I’m very disappointed in you 

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