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Update fouled up working as intended sux thanks WG

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tedg5 #1 Posted 27 March 2019 - 02:31 AM

    Tater salad

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Must be update time as my entire first forum page now has threads about bugs in the game, or completely unplayable. Keep up the good work WG. :great:

 

Working as intended™ :amazed:



andyllinger #2 Posted 27 March 2019 - 02:33 AM

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WG blunders as usual. 

Tier X: Leo.1, E50 ME100, Jageroo, MAUS, E4E5, M48, T57, Obj.140, T-62, IS-7, IS-4, Obj.268, STB-1, 4202, BC.25T.


TunaSandwichNA #3 Posted 27 March 2019 - 02:33 AM

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Right now they are in a room having coffee laughing at the threads everyone's making. How do i know? I'm with them :D They are working on it.

tedg5 #4 Posted 27 March 2019 - 02:37 AM

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View PostTunaSandwichNA, on 27 March 2019 - 02:33 AM, said:

Right now they are in a room having coffee laughing at the threads everyone's making. How do i know? I'm with them :D They are working on it.

If by “working on it”, you mean a 5th of Vodka, then yes. :bajan:



Tanka1949 #5 Posted 27 March 2019 - 02:42 AM

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Can’t believe nobody test the update before they send it to us..

_GhostPepper #6 Posted 27 March 2019 - 02:44 AM

    Spicy HESHed Potato Pies, Inc.

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Just stupid and I’ll thought out as usual. But we will easily take your $30 for...

tedg5 #7 Posted 27 March 2019 - 02:45 AM

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Good news WG. Now my iPad is hung up and won’t even down load the update. Guess at least I won’t be getting to experience all the bugs. :great:

Forward_To_Death #8 Posted 27 March 2019 - 02:53 AM

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View PostTanka1949, on 26 March 2019 - 09:42 PM, said:

Can’t believe nobody test the update before they send it to us..

 

Welcome to the super-secret End User Testing group. 


boris55555 #9 Posted 27 March 2019 - 03:11 AM

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Yay, my first blatant ghost shells. 10m and nothing. No shell, no impact, no bounce, no stupid comment from the half wit in charge. Also kicked out of queu. Please odd loading speeds in new places. Yeah!

 

Can I actually mail you vodka? 


 

 


_GhostPepper #10 Posted 27 March 2019 - 03:21 AM

    Spicy HESHed Potato Pies, Inc.

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“Hurry up Alexsandr, Minsk say we need to get the update out and sell more smashers”

_warL0rd_ #11 Posted 27 March 2019 - 03:30 AM

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welp, my clan is gone, and everyone on my friends list.

 

so long suckers, dont need you anyway.



Player_5773117413 #12 Posted 27 March 2019 - 03:35 AM

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View PostTanka1949, on 26 March 2019 - 08:42 PM, said:

Can’t believe nobody test the update before they send it to us..

 

cost cutting measures

"HULK SMASH[er]!!!"

^ Gotta derp around in Tier 7 before the inevitable nerf! ^

Just another demo account, nothing to see here

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_GhostPepper #13 Posted 27 March 2019 - 03:37 AM

    Spicy HESHed Potato Pies, Inc.

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View PostPlayer_5773117413, on 26 March 2019 - 09:35 PM, said:

 

cost cutting measures

 

no... it’s “Hurry up Alexsandr, Minsk say we need to get the update out and sell more smashers”

FlammeumDraco333 #14 Posted 27 March 2019 - 03:45 AM

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"Comrade, what if we make decent update that does not break game in anyway and actually has features that people ask for?"

"Good idea, but what is catch?"

"The game does not work."

"I like idea. Promotion!"

View PostSystemrename, on 03 February 2015 - 04:06 PM, said:

Whatever, since people seem content with the plain oleophobic coating and dragging their meaty, calloused workman's thumbs around like proto-lizards sliding up out of the primordial ooze onto dry land, it's just more for me.  I'm happy to float on fiber and run circles around you filthy casuals. Eat my dust, snail thumbs.

 Sauce

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GANJAXREDBULL #15 Posted 27 March 2019 - 04:22 AM

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LEL

GG NO RE® :coin:

 

Spoiler

 


krkintex #16 Posted 27 March 2019 - 04:25 AM

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Seems to be working now/

peskypesky #17 Posted 27 March 2019 - 05:21 AM

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Why do they NEVER test the "upgrades" before releasing them? I just don't get it. Happens EVERY single time.

swampydoodle #18 Posted 27 March 2019 - 05:27 AM

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Multiple pooches were screwed making this update. Besides all the aforementioned disasters,,, I sh!t you not... I was ammo racked in my Vk 30.01 by a Kv 2 shooting HE, in my first battle. Good job on that buff to resist that big gun HE. SMDH

 


Edited by swampydoodle, 27 March 2019 - 05:28 AM.


tedg5 #19 Posted 27 March 2019 - 11:25 AM

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View Postswampydoodle, on 27 March 2019 - 05:27 AM, said:

Multiple pooches were screwed making this update. Besides all the aforementioned disasters,,, I sh!t you not... I was ammo racked in my Vk 30.01 by a Kv 2 shooting HE, in my first battle. Good job on that buff to resist that big gun HE. SMDH

 

 

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