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#21 Posted 07 May 2019 - 08:00 PM
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#22 Posted 07 May 2019 - 08:17 PM
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SpartacusDiablo, on 07 May 2019 - 03:58 PM, said:
To be honest I'd rather know the average age of the folks complaining about avatars...
Were all old enough to complain about the music these days
#23 Posted 07 May 2019 - 08:30 PM
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RonaldusMaximus_, on 07 May 2019 - 08:17 PM, said:
Were all old enough to complain about the music these days
You can hear it?
#24 Posted 07 May 2019 - 09:14 PM
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_Cletus, on 07 May 2019 - 02:53 PM, said:
You can only pee left?
No not at all. That sucked. Fixed it.
No flomax. Just cut out alcohol and eating right.
Edited by ___ez_e___, 07 May 2019 - 09:15 PM.
#25 Posted 07 May 2019 - 10:57 PM
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Probably 6 on their parent's phones
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#26 Posted 07 May 2019 - 11:45 PM
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___ez_e___, on 07 May 2019 - 03:14 PM, said:
No not at all. That sucked. Fixed it.
No flomax. Just cut out alcohol and eating right.
Yeah I need to start cutting out fun also, according to my stupid doctor.
If a person feels powerless or insignificant in their life, the easiest way to achieve power is to make other people angry; every internet troll has known this since 1993 and every toddler has known it since the dawn of time.
#27 Posted 08 May 2019 - 12:11 AM
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_Cletus, on 07 May 2019 - 11:45 PM, said:
Yeah I need to start cutting out fun also, according to my stupid doctor.
Hey Cletus. Is Brandine pregnant again???
#28 Posted 08 May 2019 - 12:55 AM
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millennial_killer, on 07 May 2019 - 07:29 PM, said:
Hmmmm...if so I had better update my username? I thought it was older.
LOL
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#29 Posted 08 May 2019 - 07:00 AM
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___ez_e___, on 07 May 2019 - 11:37 AM, said:
oh snap. You 1970 too! Me too
Old man’s disease has been kicking my [edited] recently.
Sucks when you can’t pee right.
Couple of kids!
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#30 Posted 08 May 2019 - 07:04 AM
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___ez_e___, on 07 May 2019 - 01:14 PM, said:
No not at all. That sucked. Fixed it.
No flomax. Just cut out alcohol and eating right.
I have a friend that did the “root-rooter treatment - reaming out your canal.
No thank you!
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#31 Posted 08 May 2019 - 12:31 PM
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Melissa_Durat, on 07 May 2019 - 06:11 PM, said:
Hey Cletus. Is Brandine pregnant again???
Well yeah. As soon as she has a baby we start on the next one. I mean like, the same day. Shes a tough woman.
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#32 Posted 08 May 2019 - 01:49 PM
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__Crusader6__, on 07 May 2019 - 06:39 PM, said:
49yrs old. I use a Permanent Snowflake 
Honestly I don’t even look at them in the load screen - I’m only looking for tank types to see which way is best to go.
___ez_e___, on 07 May 2019 - 07:37 PM, said:
oh snap. You 1970 too! Me too
Old man’s disease has been kicking my [edited] recently.
Sucks when you can’t pee right.
1969 must have been a good summer, all these 1970 babies. Pee just fine just have to do it a lot more often now.
#33 Posted 08 May 2019 - 02:11 PM
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__Crusader6__, on 07 May 2019 - 01:39 PM, said:
49yrs old. I use a Permanent Snowflake
Honestly I don’t even look at them in the load screen - I’m only looking for tank types to see which way is best to go.
i want a Permanent Snowflake sooooo bad!!
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#34 Posted 08 May 2019 - 04:27 PM
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Old enough to never wear a free worthless avatar.
#35 Posted 08 May 2019 - 04:27 PM
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_Cletus, on 07 May 2019 - 07:11 PM, said:
I'm usually zoned out during the loading screen, thinking about things like the meaning of god, soccer butts, how much I miss my old dog, and what the world will be like when my kids are my age. I never notice avatars.
I gave up all thoughts and hopes on any god, and now constantly focus that thought power on women's soccer butts and/or crossfit butts. Sometimes beach volleyball butts. Ya' know, or just butts in general.... those kind that are like 2 puppies fighting under a blanket when they walk? *goes into a trance*
Any time left on the loading screen I try to imagine how strikingly attractive, yet approachable, Cletus is.
It's a game, not a d!ck. Don't take it so hard.
#36 Posted 08 May 2019 - 04:50 PM
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Herbie_N124, on 08 May 2019 - 10:27 AM, said:
I gave up all thoughts and hopes on any god, and now constantly focus that thought power on women's soccer butts and/or crossfit butts. Sometimes beach volleyball butts. Ya' know, or just butts in general.... those kind that are like 2 puppies fighting under a blanket when they walk? *goes into a trance*
Any time left on the loading screen I try to imagine how strikingly attractive, yet approachable, Cletus is.
Yeah well I think.......hmmm puppies are so cute. Almost as cute as soccer butts.....sorry I got distracted for a minute.
We can't just have one track minds man, open yourself up to other things. For instance, sometimes after thinking about soccer butts for a while, I start thinking about boobs too.
If a person feels powerless or insignificant in their life, the easiest way to achieve power is to make other people angry; every internet troll has known this since 1993 and every toddler has known it since the dawn of time.
#37 Posted 08 May 2019 - 04:53 PM
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_Cletus, on 08 May 2019 - 04:50 PM, said:
Yeah well I think.......hmmm puppies are so cute. Almost as cute as soccer butts.....sorry I got distracted for a minute.
We can't just have one track minds man, open yourself up to other things. For instance, sometimes after thinking about soccer butts for a while, I start thinking about boobs too.
I branch out to yoga pants butts too.
It's a game, not a d!ck. Don't take it so hard.
#38 Posted 09 May 2019 - 05:24 AM
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Based on replies, a prostate avatar would do better than any other.
#39 Posted 09 May 2019 - 12:51 PM
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___ez_e___, on 07 May 2019 - 07:37 PM, said:
oh snap. You 1970 too! Me too
Old man’s disease has been kicking my [edited] recently.
Sucks when you can’t pee right.
1974. And it sucks when you can't pee left too 
#40 Posted 09 May 2019 - 12:52 PM
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tankist22, on 08 May 2019 - 11:24 PM, said:
Based on replies, a prostate avatar would do better than any other.
Or a soccer butt avatar. 1977
If a person feels powerless or insignificant in their life, the easiest way to achieve power is to make other people angry; every internet troll has known this since 1993 and every toddler has known it since the dawn of time.
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