Jump to content


Can I Borrow $50? (figure of speech)

Obj 252U

  • Please log in to reply
27 replies to this topic

_Cletus #1 Posted 10 May 2019 - 01:07 PM

    [edited] Voodoo [edited] Wizard [edited]

  • Players
  • 33657 battles
  • 8,595
  • Member since:
    04-03-2016

Wow WG is proud of their new 252U.  That price tag is pretty steep for another IS variant.  Looking at it's stats it's going to have crappy DPM but pretty decent armor, except for that huge, monstrous lower front plate.  But until you can win it in an event I won't know what it's like to drive it.  I can't pay $50, or even $45 for the base model, my redhead would kill me.  I can see how WG thought they could get away with selling the Smasher for this much, it was obviously a broken tank, but the 252U appears to be far from OP.  I mean, it's gun handling means that you'd have a lot of trouble fighting anywhere but in close quarters, and it turns so slowly close quarters could be a recipe for destruction.

 

How many of you rich playboy's plan on buying it?


 

If it burns when I pee, does that mean I wouldn't be a good fireman?
 

EricThePixelPirate #2 Posted 10 May 2019 - 01:11 PM

    First Sergeant

  • Players
  • 3277 battles
  • 2,479
  • Member since:
    04-10-2017
How dare you say bad things about the Stalinium wonder.
Play it badly and you will win, helped by the spirit of Stalin.


Edited by Ericmopar, 10 May 2019 - 01:11 PM.

Old and Treacherous Flying Monkey.

 

 


Zuke76 #3 Posted 10 May 2019 - 01:11 PM

    Get zuked

  • Players
  • 19660 battles
  • 2,806
  • [FL-TH]
  • Member since:
    06-25-2017
dont forget the double copulas

slayer_____ #4 Posted 10 May 2019 - 02:07 PM

    Spray and Pray

  • Players
  • 45526 battles
  • 3,092
  • [ATA2D]
  • Member since:
    07-10-2014
So nice to see that Blitz has made it to PC prices. The days of a $20-$25 tier 8 premium are long gone. 

andyllinger #5 Posted 10 May 2019 - 03:05 PM

    Mr. Hyde encantador

  • Players
  • 36262 battles
  • 2,637
  • Member since:
    09-07-2014
Too pricey for me, and it will be available later at a lower price. 

35 Tier X


twirlingtowardsfreedom #6 Posted 10 May 2019 - 03:19 PM

    First Sergeant

  • Players
  • 37384 battles
  • 1,151
  • Member since:
    12-04-2014
Yep, just wait. Just about every new tank in the past 18 months has been available at a big discount, sometimes gold instead of cash, a few months later. WZ and Smasher could buck this trend of course.

crpl_hicks #7 Posted 10 May 2019 - 03:25 PM

    First Sergeant

  • Players
  • 6108 battles
  • 1,551
  • [KOP]
  • Member since:
    05-22-2015

Wait a sec.....Are You telling me I could fullfill the American Dream of going into debt to Buy a tank???  Actually Mothers day is coming up, what better way to show the wife how much you love her by buying a Tank & naming it after her...like a Sail boat.   Also, there's fathers Day in June.

 

How many empty's equals $50??


 

"Looks like a Goddamn town meeting"


_Cletus #8 Posted 10 May 2019 - 03:50 PM

    [edited] Voodoo [edited] Wizard [edited]

  • Players
  • 33657 battles
  • 8,595
  • Member since:
    04-03-2016

View Postcrpl_hicks, on 10 May 2019 - 09:25 AM, said:

Wait a sec.....Are You telling me I could fullfill the American Dream of going into debt to Buy a tank???  Actually Mothers day is coming up, what better way to show the wife how much you love her by buying a Tank & naming it after her...like a Sail boat.   Also, there's fathers Day in June.

 

How many empty's equals $50??

 

If I spent $50 on a tank this weekend my redhead wouldn't just cut out BJ's, she'd actually sharpen her teeth into points.

 

If it burns when I pee, does that mean I wouldn't be a good fireman?
 

shyw_tex_mick #9 Posted 10 May 2019 - 03:50 PM

    First Sergeant

  • Players
  • 51898 battles
  • 1,171
  • [DOGZ]
  • Member since:
    09-01-2014

View Postcrpl_hicks, on 10 May 2019 - 03:25 PM, said:

Wait a sec.....Are You telling me I could fullfill the American Dream of going into debt to Buy a tank???  Actually Mothers day is coming up, what better way to show the wife how much you love her by buying a Tank & naming it after her...like a Sail boat.   Also, there's fathers Day in June.

 

How many empty's equals $50??

 

LOLOLOLOL 

Absolute_Sniper #10 Posted 10 May 2019 - 04:43 PM

    First Sergeant

  • Players
  • 49758 battles
  • 3,949
  • [CRU2L]
  • Member since:
    11-05-2015

View Post_Cletus, on 10 May 2019 - 03:50 PM, said:

 

If I spent $50 on a tank this weekend my redhead wouldn't just cut out BJ's, she'd actually sharpen her teeth into points.

If you’ve been married for any length of time and the BJ’s are still on the table, don’t change anything. Take it from someone that’s been married for 15 years, don’t screw that up. 


I used to have a picture here but tiny pic took an arrow to the knee....

 

https://discord.gg/twdc4Dq

 


_Cletus #11 Posted 10 May 2019 - 04:45 PM

    [edited] Voodoo [edited] Wizard [edited]

  • Players
  • 33657 battles
  • 8,595
  • Member since:
    04-03-2016

View PostAbsolute_Sniper, on 10 May 2019 - 10:43 AM, said:

If you’ve been married for any length of time and the BJ’s are still on the table, don’t change anything. Take it from someone that’s been married for 15 years, don’t screw that up. 

 

They only happen when she screws up and is willing to admit it.  She's psychotic, so she screws up plenty, thank God.

 

If it burns when I pee, does that mean I wouldn't be a good fireman?
 

crpl_hicks #12 Posted 10 May 2019 - 04:57 PM

    First Sergeant

  • Players
  • 6108 battles
  • 1,551
  • [KOP]
  • Member since:
    05-22-2015

 

BJ's...We're talkin' Beef Jerky...Right?


Edited by crpl_hicks, 10 May 2019 - 04:59 PM.

 

"Looks like a Goddamn town meeting"


Absolute_Sniper #13 Posted 10 May 2019 - 05:06 PM

    First Sergeant

  • Players
  • 49758 battles
  • 3,949
  • [CRU2L]
  • Member since:
    11-05-2015

View Postcrpl_hicks, on 10 May 2019 - 04:57 PM, said:

 

BJ's...We're talkin' Beef Jerky...Right?

Of course. What did you think it was?


I used to have a picture here but tiny pic took an arrow to the knee....

 

https://discord.gg/twdc4Dq

 


crpl_hicks #14 Posted 10 May 2019 - 05:14 PM

    First Sergeant

  • Players
  • 6108 battles
  • 1,551
  • [KOP]
  • Member since:
    05-22-2015

View PostAbsolute_Sniper, on 10 May 2019 - 10:06 AM, said:

Of course. What did you think it was?

 

I wasn't sure, we don't normally have our BJ's sitting on the table.  Like normal people we have it in bed or in the car...sometimes even at the movies.  One time we were going to have some on an airplane, but the stewardess was watching.  :angry:

 

"Looks like a Goddamn town meeting"


_Cletus #15 Posted 10 May 2019 - 05:27 PM

    [edited] Voodoo [edited] Wizard [edited]

  • Players
  • 33657 battles
  • 8,595
  • Member since:
    04-03-2016
I keep asking her to eat beef jerky while I play Blitz, but no luck yet.

 

If it burns when I pee, does that mean I wouldn't be a good fireman?
 

crpl_hicks #16 Posted 10 May 2019 - 05:37 PM

    First Sergeant

  • Players
  • 6108 battles
  • 1,551
  • [KOP]
  • Member since:
    05-22-2015

View Post_Cletus, on 10 May 2019 - 10:27 AM, said:

I keep asking her to eat beef jerky while I play Blitz, but no luck yet.

 

That might not be a good idea.  Sometimes the Beef Jerky is sooo good, you forget how to drive a tank or perform basic tasks.  I wonder if the wife would mind using her head as a tablet holder, while you enjoy the Beef Jerky?

 

How long until this thread gets locked?


 

"Looks like a Goddamn town meeting"


crpl_hicks #17 Posted 10 May 2019 - 06:16 PM

    First Sergeant

  • Players
  • 6108 battles
  • 1,551
  • [KOP]
  • Member since:
    05-22-2015

Reported for begging?  But no problem with the erection the thread has gone?  wth?

Thank goodness Beef Jerky is'nt banned.

 

I guess we do live in...oh I better not say anything political.


Edited by crpl_hicks, 10 May 2019 - 06:23 PM.

 

"Looks like a Goddamn town meeting"


_Cletus #18 Posted 10 May 2019 - 06:35 PM

    [edited] Voodoo [edited] Wizard [edited]

  • Players
  • 33657 battles
  • 8,595
  • Member since:
    04-03-2016

View Postcrpl_hicks, on 10 May 2019 - 12:16 PM, said:

Reported for begging?  But no problem with the erection the thread has gone?  wth?

Thank goodness Beef Jerky is'nt banned.

 

I guess we do live in...oh I better not say anything political.

 

With the exception of a couple of folks who have a chip on their shoulder in regards to me, I don't think anybody has a problem with us having a good time in our threads, within reason, and while our discussion might have gone a little bit adult I don't think many people will find offence.  I think our mysterious mods are doing a good job differentiating between truly hateful speech and good hearted humor, and I appreciate it.

 

If it burns when I pee, does that mean I wouldn't be a good fireman?
 

crpl_hicks #19 Posted 10 May 2019 - 06:41 PM

    First Sergeant

  • Players
  • 6108 battles
  • 1,551
  • [KOP]
  • Member since:
    05-22-2015
:great:

 

"Looks like a Goddamn town meeting"


TengenToppaPotatoLagann #20 Posted 10 May 2019 - 06:43 PM

    ᵐʸ ʰᵉˢʰ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵖᶦᵉʳᶜᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ʰᵉᵃᵛᵉᶰˢ﹗

  • Players
  • 75783 battles
  • 4,794
  • [CRYBB]
  • Member since:
    03-31-2015

View Postcrpl_hicks, on 10 May 2019 - 10:25 AM, said:

How many empty's equals $50??

 

l m a o

as for being on topic: yeah, wow this thing has quite a price tag


View Post_YSoSerious, on 03 November 2021 - 10:33 PM, said:

Everything you need to learn from on the forum is already written down eons ago. What's left is a scattering of woe me hobos and wannabe Unis like me. Just do a search on the search bar, and soak up the knowledge from legends who have since moved on to Valhalla. All we can offer you is distilled regurgitation, or worse, incorrect advice.

Learn about HE






Also tagged with Obj 252U

1 user(s) are reading this topic

0 members, 0 guests, 0 anonymous users