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The Secret Life of a Donkeyballs Nub Coward


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Player_39363936 #1 Posted 11 May 2019 - 12:06 AM

    First Sergeant

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Do any stupid thing you want in the first minute and die and your team could care less.

 

But have the nerve to stay alive for three minutes and not let the TD's blast away at you, and you have committed a mortal sin.

 

https://youtu.be/bOENdDoN31I

 



shyw #2 Posted 11 May 2019 - 02:08 AM

    Senior Sergeant

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What....???

 

you did not wanted to get knocked out like the rest of your teammates within the first 3 minutes?

 

what type of teammate are you?

 

thumbs down for playing SMART...!!!



djhiz #3 Posted 11 May 2019 - 03:07 AM

    Never Say Die

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Nice game!

 

One thing I have to point out, though; When you can clearly penetrate something, you waste a lot of DPM and credits by spamming premium APCR. You did not need APCR for a little less than half your shots, and you would have killed them much quicker if you used your AP.


 

"Common sense is not so common"

- Voltaire Jingles


Absolute_Sniper #4 Posted 11 May 2019 - 04:34 AM

    First Sergeant

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GentleNova #5 Posted 11 May 2019 - 05:51 AM

    First Sergeant

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Love the title. Please let me know when the major motion picture version is released. I’d recommend the following actors for the following roles. 

 

Vince Vaughn: "Cromwell nub"

 

Brad Pitt: "Go to the cap, Donkeyballs"

 

Alan Rickman: "Coward Cromwell"


 

FussyRude #6 Posted 11 May 2019 - 06:46 AM

    Senior Sergeant

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Nice carry
#LoveLuchs

Zuke76 #7 Posted 11 May 2019 - 12:29 PM

    Get zuked

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It would have been funny watching the chat if u just let the su cap out and watch the chat haha

 

they didn't deserve the win



TonnerreCadien #8 Posted 11 May 2019 - 05:38 PM

    Cabri dans le Maïs

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So is "Donkeyballs" how the kids say "A** Whupper" these days?

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I'm too old to be a seal clubber! I can't tell you the last time I even went to a club!

"Go back to tier III!" - Every stat-fetisher who ever got salty with me in post-game chat

Des fois ce jeu est laid comme un coin de banquette, laisses-mon te dire...


Kiilu #9 Posted 11 May 2019 - 06:43 PM

    Senior Sergeant

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Jerky Nuts




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