plsdontkillmexxx, on 14 May 2019 - 06:36 AM, said:
What qualifies someone as a unicum anyway?
To be a unicum, first you have to find a unicorn in the woods. Well, you can find the unicorn anywhere I guess, but having a unicorn is key. Once you find this unicorn, you have to trap it. I prefer using a cruel trap with spikes to something gentle like a normal rope. It has to know you're in charge. Next, and this is difficult because you just trapped the thing, you need to gain the unicorn's trust. Speak soothingly to it, softly stroke it's fur, play a little Barry White, and slowly, gently, set the mood.
Now we've taken care of the Uni part, but there's more to it to be a unicum. I've opened the door for you, it's up to you to unlock the rest of the secret.