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_Cletus #21 Posted 24 May 2019 - 05:40 PM

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View Post4sfield, on 24 May 2019 - 11:33 AM, said:

 

  Hangovers suck proportionately as you age. If I get on a good one I don’t feel right for 2 days unless...

 

  you do something physical the next day after chugging a gallon of water. Then it just sucks until you start sweating, once the sweating starts keep going till the shakes go away. Once you lose the shakes the hangover is done. Celebrate by having a drink. 

 

Why didn't I think of that!  Hair of the dog....I'm gonna search the office for tequila bottles and shot glasses!  But it's not that bad, I'm pretty much over the worst of it.  Now I'm just a little tired, could use a nap, otherwise I'm fine.

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GrandToad #22 Posted 25 May 2019 - 06:42 AM

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Big greasy breakfast. Chicken fried steak, three eggs, and biscuits & gravy. Oh, and five cups of black coffee.

crpl_hicks #23 Posted 26 May 2019 - 11:58 PM

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Even at the Best of times WATER= Swamp water...Yuck to water!  It has no taste, No beneficial side effects..and it doesn't even have a color...Water?  No thanks.. Actually Swamp water might have some taste due to all the bacterial matter.

 

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_Cletus #24 Posted 28 May 2019 - 01:28 PM

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View Postcrpl_hicks, on 26 May 2019 - 05:58 PM, said:

Even at the Best of times WATER= Swamp water...Yuck to water!  It has no taste, No beneficial side effects..and it doesn't even have a color...Water?  No thanks.. Actually Swamp water might have some taste due to all the bacterial matter.

 

I've got a pond, and my pool, which we've ignored this winter and are now paying the price trying to get it cleaned up, which are both a deep green color.  I drank a couple of gallons from each this weekend, and as soon as the flesh eating bacteria run out of food I'm going to feel great!

 

Hey if you guys watch Netflix I'm going to recommend you watch the Bash Brothers Experience.  It's an introspective bringing a bright new perspective to 80's baseball.  You don't have to like baseball to enjoy this documentary.


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A good heavy driver knows how to make shots bounce off their armor, how to use cover while fighting at the front, when to get out there and just take the shot to protect his team, to keep the reds attention focused so his team can flank, and to consistently do damage while all of that happens.  


Absolute_Sniper #25 Posted 31 May 2019 - 01:51 AM

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View Post_Cletus, on 24 May 2019 - 05:40 PM, said:

 

Why didn't I think of that!  Hair of the dog....I'm gonna search the office for tequila bottles and shot glasses!  But it's not that bad, I'm pretty much over the worst of it.  Now I'm just a little tired, could use a nap, otherwise I'm fine.

A week late but here is the best hangover cure. Set your alarm clock for 2 hours before you need to be up. Chug those two glasses of water and pop a couple ibuprofen. Go back to sleep. Wake up feeling fine. It works. 



4sfield #26 Posted 31 May 2019 - 03:02 AM

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View PostAbsolute_Sniper, on 30 May 2019 - 08:51 PM, said:

A week late but here is the best hangover cure. Set your alarm clock for 2 hours before you need to be up. Chug those two glasses of water and pop a couple ibuprofen. Go back to sleep. Wake up feeling fine. It works. 

 

  It works when your younger but after about 40 it doesn’t. It helps but and I still can’t seem to get enough water the next day and if I tie on a good one it takes 2 days to get over the bubble guts. 

 

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HumanCoookie #27 Posted 31 May 2019 - 06:22 AM

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First thread I've seen in a while that's actually fun and entertaining to read. Very cool stories and even cooler reactions, lol!  :teethhappy:

I semi left the forums. I only edit my tutorial and suggestions threads and post WoTB videos. Why I semi left.

 

My suggestions thread for game improvement (now on Google Docs)

 

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_Cletus #28 Posted 31 May 2019 - 12:59 PM

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View PostAbsolute_Sniper, on 30 May 2019 - 07:51 PM, said:

A week late but here is the best hangover cure. Set your alarm clock for 2 hours before you need to be up. Chug those two glasses of water and pop a couple ibuprofen. Go back to sleep. Wake up feeling fine. It works. 

 

It sounds like it would work, but I'd need a personal assistant to wake me up.  Alarms two hours before I normally get up when I go to bed wasted aren't going to wake me up.  When I'm drunk I sleep so deep I might as well be 6' under.

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Absolute_Sniper #29 Posted 31 May 2019 - 04:55 PM

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View Post_Cletus, on 31 May 2019 - 12:59 PM, said:

 

It sounds like it would work, but I'd need a personal assistant to wake me up.  Alarms two hours before I normally get up when I go to bed wasted aren't going to wake me up.  When I'm drunk I sleep so deep I might as well be 6' under.

The red head will get tired of hearing your alarm clock and kick you in the ribs. That should do the trick although I wouldn’t call her your personal assistant unless you have a death wish. :)



_Cletus #30 Posted 31 May 2019 - 05:35 PM

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View Post_Cletus, on 28 May 2019 - 07:28 AM, said:

 

I've got a pond, and my pool, which we've ignored this winter and are now paying the price trying to get it cleaned up, which are both a deep green color.  I drank a couple of gallons from each this weekend, and as soon as the flesh eating bacteria run out of food I'm going to feel great!

 

Hey if you guys watch Netflix I'm going to recommend you watch the Bash Brothers Experience.  It's an introspective bringing a bright new perspective to 80's baseball.  You don't have to like baseball to enjoy this documentary.

 

I've gotta come back to the Bash Brothers Experience.  If anyone has ever heard of lonely island, it's the guy from Brooklyn 99 doing hilarious songs.  The Bash Bro's is something new from them for the first time in years, and it's hilarious to watch on netflix, I've watched it 3 times already.  And then today the album was on spotify.  Their songs are really good too, they sound like a funnier beastie boys.  

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_Cletus #31 Posted 31 May 2019 - 05:36 PM

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View PostAbsolute_Sniper, on 31 May 2019 - 10:55 AM, said:

The red head will get tired of hearing your alarm clock and kick you in the ribs. That should do the trick although I wouldn’t call her your personal assistant unless you have a death wish. :)

 

We run the local cub scout troop.  I'm the cub master and she is my assistant cubmaster.  But assistant cubmaster is a mouthful, so I've come up with a shortened version.  I lovingly refer to her as the assmaster, it's just easier to say.

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_Cletus #32 Posted 24 June 2019 - 07:02 PM

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https://venturebeat.com/2016/10/14/the-deanbeat-this-player-spent-2-million-in-a-mobile-game-then-he-led-a-boycott/

 

Now here is an interesting article.  It's a couple of years old.  But, a dude spent 2 mil on a mobile game.  Wow.

 

The rest of the article is about how big spenders have led boycotts of some games to protest bad customer service, changing items after purchase, etc.  To be clear I would not advocate for a boycott at this time, but it's a very interesting article and the time may come when I could change my mind.


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