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Blartch #1 Posted 25 May 2019 - 12:00 AM

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I hate air travel.  Also car travel.  Foot travel and public transportation suck with great vigor as well.  Why couldn't I be blasting across the alkali flats in a jet-powered, monkey-navigated.....

 

erm.  anyway.  I'm waiting, brain-fried, and boredish with bad ping.

 

So I'm here.  I'm posting stuff.  

 

Want life's answers?  Don't ask me.  I haven't figured out anything, or else I wouldn't be doing any of this.  I'd be retired and taking the weekend to relax at home with my lovely buxom bride on a deck that wasn't splintering beside a pool that wasn't above ground and my neighbor wouldn't own the equivalent of the Bumpus Hounds that I constantly have to chase off with rock salt shot.  I'd live instead beside the world's only good and honest lawyer who would offer occasional free, worthwhile advice, and otherwise stay the flip out of my sight because he'd live a good quarter mile further down the road.

 

Don't be a Blartch.  Get life buttoned down before it does the same to you.

 

oh, wait.. might be off-topic.  So those Defender tanks are pretty damned queer, huh?


Edited by Blartch, 25 May 2019 - 12:01 AM.


michaeltsoon #2 Posted 25 May 2019 - 12:07 AM

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What is the purpose of life?

From where did we come? Why/How are we self-aware? 

What will happen after we die? 

 

If you can actually answer all these questions I will give you my account and wire 1000 Zimbabwe Dollars.


Edited by michaeltsoon, 25 May 2019 - 12:07 AM.

Data/Video Analyof [HATED] - Hated for a reason.

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Blartch #3 Posted 25 May 2019 - 12:12 AM

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42

 

Shall I PM you my Paypal?



FussyRude #4 Posted 25 May 2019 - 12:30 AM

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3-6-9?
#LoveLuchs

j_rod #5 Posted 25 May 2019 - 12:44 AM

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View PostBlartch, on 24 May 2019 - 06:12 PM, said:

42

 

Shall I PM you my Paypal?

 

PayPal is for old people and people that drive electric cars. Venmo is where it's at now.

 

MTS - $6.99 (USD) on Amazon and you too can have the depth of knowledge of a Blartch. Only hard copies available so if you're a Millenial, you're f*cked.



Ookla_the_Mok #6 Posted 25 May 2019 - 12:53 AM

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Is a hot dog a sandwich?

 

 


[BRSKT] may or may not be recruiting you. 

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TonnerreCadien #7 Posted 25 May 2019 - 12:53 AM

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As useless as this thread is, it's more valuable than about half the [edited] posted here.

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I'm too old to be a seal clubber! I can't tell you the last time I even went to a club!

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Blartch #8 Posted 25 May 2019 - 12:57 AM

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View PostOokla_the_Mok, on 24 May 2019 - 07:53 PM, said:

Is a hot dog a sandwich?

 

 

 

Based on the precedent of the "Twinkie-wiener sandwich," which is a hot dog placed in a lengthwise-sliced Twinkie and topped with whipped cream and/or Easy Cheese... yes.

2_of_Hearts #9 Posted 25 May 2019 - 01:25 AM

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What's the ideal viscosity for a friction reducer in a slickwater frac?

ShootinSabot #10 Posted 25 May 2019 - 01:34 AM

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Who makes the best rock salt? Should I get the large block or buy it pre-ground? Can I substitute the blue cattle salt lick from the farm supply store? Over/under or side by side and should I name it Jethro? How can warfarin be both a rat poison and medication for blood clots. If the actor playing opposite Jimmy Cagney gets prescribed it, do they die or get cured? Inquiring minds need to know?

                                                             

                                                                                Full time Spud, part time potato 

                                                                  Striving to be an Ambassador to help grow the game. 


4sfield #11 Posted 25 May 2019 - 01:44 AM

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View PostBlartch, on 24 May 2019 - 07:00 PM, said:

 


 

Snowflakes - 1, Good Guys - 0

 

FREE _stealy!!!


4sfield #12 Posted 25 May 2019 - 01:46 AM

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View Post4sfield, on 24 May 2019 - 08:44 PM, said:

 

 

 Uh... Which defender tanks?


 

Snowflakes - 1, Good Guys - 0

 

FREE _stealy!!!


shyw #13 Posted 25 May 2019 - 02:00 AM

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View Post4sfield, on 25 May 2019 - 01:46 AM, said:

 

 Uh... Which defender tanks?

 

^^^^^^^

      

Edited by shyw, 25 May 2019 - 02:01 AM.


_Ntwadumela #14 Posted 25 May 2019 - 02:20 AM

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What's your favorite brand of fennel stem powder?

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wrecker1968 #15 Posted 25 May 2019 - 09:26 AM

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The weather report here. Is going to be Sunny and 72゚

Zuke76 #16 Posted 25 May 2019 - 12:54 PM

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View Post4sfield, on 25 May 2019 - 01:46 AM, said:

 

 Uh... Which defender tanks?

 

Take a look at Wot Blitz's yt channel latest vid

AntoineDodson #17 Posted 25 May 2019 - 01:44 PM

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What’s your occupation? Age?

 

Me? Accountant. 42.


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___ez_e___ #18 Posted 25 May 2019 - 01:51 PM

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Blartch’s Grille video is a classic.  Go watch it.  It one of my favs.  

PickleOfInfiniteWisdom #19 Posted 25 May 2019 - 02:25 PM

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Is the opposite of a nub a bun?

malatya1 #20 Posted 25 May 2019 - 02:32 PM

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View Post___ez_e___, on 25 May 2019 - 01:51 PM, said:

Blartch’s Grille video is a classic.  Go watch it.  It one of my favs.  

 

What is Blartch grilling?  Dogs & burgers?  Ribs.  Inquiring minds want to know.




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