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NoHurry #1 Posted 25 May 2019 - 03:25 AM

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The dog barking in the garage.
It's time to replace the dog barking and the crow with some explosives.
Machine gun fired would be so much more appropriate than an annoyance to keep you out of the garage.

Morphman11 #2 Posted 25 May 2019 - 04:27 AM

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The point of the game is for you to play it and not polish eyed-gophers in between hulls situated in the garage.

PickleOfInfiniteWisdom #3 Posted 25 May 2019 - 01:03 PM

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I named the mangey mutt.

 

Yeah, its name is Firetrucking dog.



_Cletus #4 Posted 25 May 2019 - 02:06 PM

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I don't mind the barking, but where is the dog?  Is it a ghost dog?  If there's such a thing as ghost shells, why can't there be a ghost dog too?  My theory is that Firetrucking dog's soul is stuck on Earth so he can solve his master's murder before the killer strikes again.

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PickleOfInfiniteWisdom #5 Posted 25 May 2019 - 02:28 PM

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View Post_Cletus, on 25 May 2019 - 09:06 AM, said:

I don't mind the barking, but where is the dog?  Is it a ghost dog?  If there's such a thing as ghost shells, why can't there be a ghost dog too?  My theory is that Firetrucking dog's soul is stuck on Earth so he can solve his master's murder before the killer strikes again.

 

It’s Cujo. He killed his Master and now barks the bark of a hound of, you know, down there.

TonnerreCadien #6 Posted 25 May 2019 - 05:17 PM

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I *think* the dog is only there if you are on Premium Time?

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_Cletus #7 Posted 25 May 2019 - 06:39 PM

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View PostTonnerreCadien, on 25 May 2019 - 11:17 AM, said:

I *think* the dog is only there if you are on Premium Time?

 

Nope, it barks incessantly on regular poor folk time too.  If they had a cute animated little fella out frolicking in the fields I wouldn't mind it at all.  As it is I'm getting tired of it.

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MarBearCat #8 Posted 25 May 2019 - 08:39 PM

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Cats needed

 

 

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PickleOfInfiniteWisdom #9 Posted 25 May 2019 - 11:31 PM

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View PostMarBearCat, on 25 May 2019 - 03:39 PM, said:

Cats needed

 

Q: What tank will you never find a cat in?

j0nn0 #10 Posted 26 May 2019 - 01:25 AM

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View PostPickleOfInfiniteWisdom, on 25 May 2019 - 03:31 PM, said:

 

Q: What tank will you never find a cat in?

The bulldog. Cuz who in their right mind would hack open a dog just to check?


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swampydoodle #11 Posted 26 May 2019 - 03:25 AM

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View PostPickleOfInfiniteWisdom, on 25 May 2019 - 03:31 PM, said:

 

Q: What tank will you never find a cat in?

Any tank on the winning team. Sorry MarBearCat.:hiding:

 



PickleOfInfiniteWisdom #12 Posted 26 May 2019 - 08:22 AM

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View PostPickleOfInfiniteWisdom, on 25 May 2019 - 06:31 PM, said:

 

Q: What tank will you never find a cat in?

 

A: A bathtub.

malatya1 #13 Posted 26 May 2019 - 12:38 PM

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It’s that dang woodpecker that’s driving me nuts.  It never stops...

swampydoodle #14 Posted 27 May 2019 - 04:51 AM

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Nobody ever mentions the rabbits... I hear them. They are circling counter clock wise around my camp. Sometimes it almost sounds like they are laughing in some sort of mocking fashion. I think they are killer bunnies. I fear they will blow up the bridge that crosses the river. 

 



PickleOfInfiniteWisdom #15 Posted 27 May 2019 - 02:50 PM

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View PostPickleOfInfiniteWisdom, on 26 May 2019 - 03:22 AM, said:

 

A: A bathtub.

 

(I guess I shoulda said you wont find a cat in a S35 CA....     :facepalm: ;)

MSGTGlitterGlue #16 Posted 28 May 2019 - 05:22 PM

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you will most definitely find many cats on my BatChat which i renamed BatCat

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