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AOT_Jaeger2 #1 Posted 09 September 2019 - 09:25 PM

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Just played this game...I have so many questions. Why did the Obj. 704 drive out in front of the entire enemy team and die rather than just shoot the targets I was spotting from the safety of the bushes? Why did the Charioteer and AMX CDC fight a full-HP Jagdtiger from the front?! Why was the 252U also on full health?! And finally:

 

When it it enough?!! 

 

When do you carry hard enough to actually prevent your team from dragging you down with their sheer ineptitude? I mean, hell, outside of my performance the enemy IS-8 basically just fed his tank to me, that being his grand contribution to the battle.

 

And yet, this time...it wasn’t enough.

 

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Absolute_Sniper #2 Posted 10 September 2019 - 12:01 AM

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It’s enough when all the reds ones are dead. Carry pants are getting harder and harder to find. I recommend adding some dried fennel stem powder to your gameplay. If that’s not enough, Cletus has some voodoo rituals but they can be a bit, well, messy.

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boris55555 #3 Posted 10 September 2019 - 12:35 AM

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View PostAbsolute_Sniper, on 09 September 2019 - 07:01 PM, said:

It’s enough when all the reds ones are dead. Carry pants are getting harder and harder to find. I recommend adding some dried fennel stem powder to your gameplay. If that’s not enough, Cletus has some voodoo rituals but they can be a bit, well, messy.


such solid advice. Probably would have carried if he had the right screen lube or at least a talisman.


Positive Vibes: The only way I got to keep them Tigers busy is to LET THEM SHOOT HOLES IN ME!  To a New Yorker like (me), a hero is some type of weird sandwich, not some nut who takes on three Tigers.

crpl_hicks #4 Posted 10 September 2019 - 12:52 AM

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The ole Carry Harder Pill is getting harder & Harder to swallow.  I don't care how good you "think" you are, 1 Tanks cannot beat 7, 6, 5 or 4...Maybe 3 if  1 is AFK or a Robot.

I wanna introduce you to a personal friend of mine. This is an M41A pulse rifle. Ten millimeter with over-and-under thirty millimeter pump action grenade launcher.


boris55555 #5 Posted 10 September 2019 - 12:54 AM

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View Postcrpl_hicks, on 09 September 2019 - 07:52 PM, said:

The ole Carry Harder Pill is getting harder & Harder to swallow.  I don't care how good you "think" you are, 1 Tanks cannot beat 7, 6, 5 or 4...Maybe 3 if  1 is AFK or a Robot.


you talk like a guy who hasn’t sacrificed the proper amount of goats


Positive Vibes: The only way I got to keep them Tigers busy is to LET THEM SHOOT HOLES IN ME!  To a New Yorker like (me), a hero is some type of weird sandwich, not some nut who takes on three Tigers.

crpl_hicks #6 Posted 10 September 2019 - 01:10 AM

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View Postboris55555, on 09 September 2019 - 05:54 PM, said:


you talk like a guy who hasn’t sacrificed the proper amount of goats

Is that what it takes??  Here I've been using buckets of KFC??  And Copius amount of Vodka!

 


I wanna introduce you to a personal friend of mine. This is an M41A pulse rifle. Ten millimeter with over-and-under thirty millimeter pump action grenade launcher.


AOT_Jaeger2 #7 Posted 10 September 2019 - 01:25 AM

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View Postcrpl_hicks, on 09 September 2019 - 07:52 PM, said:

The ole Carry Harder Pill is getting harder & Harder to swallow.  I don't care how good you "think" you are, 1 Tanks cannot beat 7, 6, 5 or 4...Maybe 3 if  1 is AFK or a Robot.


Sadly, it would have been a Kolobanov’s. I had to kill the Jagdtiger (1300hp), T-34-100 (gg to him, but he only had 481hp), and the 252U. I had the 252U down to a one shot kill and he just beat me before I could reload. Depressing.


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BAR_001 #8 Posted 10 September 2019 - 01:57 AM

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View Postcrpl_hicks, on 09 September 2019 - 06:10 PM, said:

Is that what it takes??  Here I've been using buckets of KFC??  And Copius amount of Vodka!

 

 

 I tried and tried the Colonels recipe as well then discovered it's loaded with GMO's. Now I use strictly Jimmy Dean sausage on a marble pyre while playing chants from indiana Jones movies in Hi-Fi. If you love your WR use only the best.



crpl_hicks #9 Posted 10 September 2019 - 03:39 AM

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View PostBAR_001, on 09 September 2019 - 06:57 PM, said:

 

 I tried and tried the Colonels recipe as well then discovered it's loaded with GMO's. Now I use strictly Jimmy Dean sausage on a marble pyre while playing chants from indiana Jones movies in Hi-Fi. If you love your WR use only the best.

I'll give anything a try!


I wanna introduce you to a personal friend of mine. This is an M41A pulse rifle. Ten millimeter with over-and-under thirty millimeter pump action grenade launcher.


FussyRude #10 Posted 10 September 2019 - 06:12 AM

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Just took one of these players ^^^ play in a platoon/training room and drive like a mad.
#LoveLuchs

Mako__Reizei___ #11 Posted 10 September 2019 - 11:16 AM

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Perhaps when your damage is significantly higher than your team's total damage?

Must. Have. 60%. Winrate. Under. 0.5%. Platoon. Rate!!! (30 day)

 

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_Cletus #12 Posted 10 September 2019 - 01:01 PM

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View PostBAR_001, on 09 September 2019 - 07:57 PM, said:

 

 I tried and tried the Colonels recipe as well then discovered it's loaded with GMO's. Now I use strictly Jimmy Dean sausage on a marble pyre while playing chants from indiana Jones movies in Hi-Fi. If you love your WR use only the best.

 

Protip:  Many voodoo gods not only dislike GMO's, but also don't tolerate gluten very well.  If you care about WR, go voodoo gluten free.


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