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Russia, If you're listening, I hope you are able to remove, this demonic moaning in my garage


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_warL0rd_ #1 Posted 20 October 2019 - 06:55 PM

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_Cletus #2 Posted 20 October 2019 - 07:01 PM

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It makes me feel at home, underground, in my sacrificial lair, listening to the demonic moans of a nefarious entity as it snacks on my voodoo ritualistic KFC sacrifice and feeling my RNG grow in strength.  It's just relaxing.

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Dark_Magician_Girl #3 Posted 20 October 2019 - 07:06 PM

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Sounds hot

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_warL0rd_ #4 Posted 20 October 2019 - 07:25 PM

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I have to press battle just to get away from it :deer:

Vantablack12 #5 Posted 20 October 2019 - 08:36 PM

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View PostDark_Magician_Girl, on 20 October 2019 - 02:06 PM, said:

Sounds hot

I agree.


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Kodybrd #6 Posted 20 October 2019 - 08:49 PM

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it does get annoying after awhile though. 

 


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Vantablack12 #7 Posted 20 October 2019 - 09:14 PM

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View PostKodybrd, on 20 October 2019 - 03:49 PM, said:

it does get annoying after awhile though. 

 

No, it gets better the more you listen.


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tankeatingtiger #8 Posted 20 October 2019 - 10:07 PM

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View Post_warL0rd_, on 20 October 2019 - 02:25 PM, said:

I have to press battle just to get away from it :deer:

I'd rather listen to the demonic moaning.


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_warL0rd_ #9 Posted 20 October 2019 - 10:19 PM

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View Posttankeatingtiger, on 20 October 2019 - 10:07 PM, said:

I'd rather listen to the demonic moaning.

I cant decide whats worse, my teams, or the moaning :deer::deer:



Kiilu #10 Posted 21 October 2019 - 01:35 AM

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DMG it doesn't.

Driving me crazy. I turned the sound off. Sounds like s sick whale the hangs out with frogs with bells in a wind storm with a old dog.



Kiilu #11 Posted 21 October 2019 - 01:35 AM

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View Post_warL0rd_, on 20 October 2019 - 05:19 PM, said:

I cant decide whats worse, my teams, or the moaning :deer::deer:


And the lag and ping.



EL_Din_46 #12 Posted 21 October 2019 - 03:51 AM

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View PostKiilu, on 20 October 2019 - 05:35 PM, said:

DMG it doesn't.

Driving me crazy. I turned the sound off. Sounds like s sick whale the hangs out with frogs with bells in a wind storm with a old dog.


Not with an old dog. My old dog has trained me to respond to barking. The outdoor garage with a dog barking was horrible.

 

Demonic moaning is better. I have a whip. If they think they have something to moan about now...


 

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View Post_warL0rd_, on 20 October 2019 - 06:55 PM, said:

You will be greatly rewarded

Imagine bribing russia :trollface:

 

Shouldn't it usually be the other way round. 


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Explixiit_ #14 Posted 21 October 2019 - 12:03 PM

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View Post_Cletus, on 20 October 2019 - 02:01 PM, said:

demonic moans of a nefarious entity as it snacks on my voodoo ritualistic KFC sacrifice and feeling my RNG grow in strength. 

 

you sacrifice KFC for RNG?

 

 


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MudkipAtWar #15 Posted 21 October 2019 - 12:57 PM

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View Post_warL0rd_, on 20 October 2019 - 03:25 PM, said:

I have to press battle just to get away from it :deer:

Thats the trick (or the treat)


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_Cletus #16 Posted 21 October 2019 - 01:35 PM

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View PostExplixiit_, on 21 October 2019 - 06:03 AM, said:

 

you sacrifice KFC for RNG?

 

 

 

Well yeah, I sacrifice KFC for RNG, it's totally worth it.  I wouldn't sacrifice chic fi la for RNG though, God's chicken isn't meant for voodoo.


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MudkipAtWar #17 Posted 21 October 2019 - 02:01 PM

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View Post_Cletus, on 21 October 2019 - 09:35 AM, said:

 

Well yeah, I sacrifice KFC for RNG, it's totally worth it.  I wouldn't sacrifice chic fi la for RNG though, God's chicken isn't meant for voodoo.

How dare you imply the Colonel's goodness is inferior to chick fil a


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_Cletus #18 Posted 21 October 2019 - 02:28 PM

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View PostMudkipAtWar, on 21 October 2019 - 08:01 AM, said:

How dare you imply the Colonel's goodness is inferior to chick fil a

 

Chick fil a's chicken is infused with the constant prayers and devotions of each employee, adding new levels of deliciousness unachievable by science alone.  The colonel's chicken is cooked by underachievers with a sinus problem mucusing into the spice mix while debating the merits of the Aaron Carter/Backstreet boys kerfuffle.  But it's not like I don't eat KFC, after all chic fil a is closed on sundays.


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__The_Dude_30__ #19 Posted 21 October 2019 - 02:41 PM

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Unfortunately, Russia isn't going to be able to help you much. You should probably reach out to Belarus.;)

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View Post_Cletus, on 21 October 2019 - 08:35 AM, said:

 

Well yeah, I sacrifice KFC for RNG, it's totally worth it.  I wouldn't sacrifice chic fi la for RNG though, God's chicken isn't meant for voodoo.

 

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