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Omega_Man_Chuck #1 Posted 23 October 2019 - 12:56 AM

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Okay what is the Best Excuse you have heard for why someone was AFK or really suxed in a game & was called out on it...keep in mind I get this is a Mobile game...but cmon, finish what you start...And the "I was lagging" is No excuse.  Don't play if yer lagging.

 

The last one I heard was..."I was talking to my GF"


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_Cletus #2 Posted 23 October 2019 - 01:06 AM

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I can only get crappy wifi where I live, so I'm often in my truck by a cell phone tower.  I've had cops check me out before.  It's not easy to explain you went afk cause you kind of got pulled over...

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fangs58 #3 Posted 23 October 2019 - 01:21 AM

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It is usually my dog. He has an uncanny ability to know that I have just pushed the battle button and now needs to go outside. 

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_Cletus #4 Posted 23 October 2019 - 01:25 AM

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View Postfangs58, on 22 October 2019 - 07:21 PM, said:

It is usually my dog. He has an uncanny ability to know that I have just pushed the battle button and now needs to go outside. 

 

My wife and your dog must have had the same trainer.


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fangs58 #5 Posted 23 October 2019 - 01:31 AM

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LOL yeah I get some from the wife too. My cat likes to come up and bump the IPad. But you take it with the police thing _Cletus. I would not want to explain to an officer why I was sitting in my vehicle by a cell phone tower. 

 

 


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_Cletus #6 Posted 23 October 2019 - 02:15 AM

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I'm out in the country, when I tell the cops where I live they're like "oh yeah there's no signal over there." The first cop that stopped out there was a guy, he was familiar with the game, he was cool with it.  The second time was a lady, she thought I was an immature man-child, but it's public property, I wasn't bothering anybody, and I was sober, so there wasn't much she could do.

 

I've started driving a little bit farther and parking at a truck stop.  I have to worry more about getting robbed but I worry less about getting molested by cops.  That lady cop was looking at me real funny.


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boris55555 #7 Posted 23 October 2019 - 02:53 AM

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RonaldusMaximus_ #8 Posted 23 October 2019 - 02:56 AM

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View Postboris55555, on 22 October 2019 - 09:53 PM, said:

Last night I sucked in toon w Ronnie because my 5 year old put me in a rear naked choke 

True statement.. The kid almost made himself an orphan 


View Post_Cletus, on 23 October 2019 - 08:49 AM, said:

I don't know how I feel about Ronnie cosplaying a 9 year old with a stranger on the internet.....

 

 

 


fangs58 #9 Posted 23 October 2019 - 02:57 AM

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View Post_Cletus, on 23 October 2019 - 02:15 AM, said:

I'm out in the country, when I tell the cops where I live they're like "oh yeah there's no signal over there." The first cop that stopped out there was a guy, he was familiar with the game, he was cool with it.  The second time was a lady, she thought I was an immature man-child, but it's public property, I wasn't bothering anybody, and I was sober, so there wasn't much she could do.

 

I've started driving a little bit farther and parking at a truck stop.  I have to worry more about getting robbed but I worry less about getting molested by cops.  That lady cop was looking at me real funny.

OMG those are the best stories in a while _Cletus. WG should give you something just for your dedication to the game. 07 dude. 


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fangs58 #10 Posted 23 October 2019 - 02:58 AM

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View PostRonaldusMaximus_, on 23 October 2019 - 02:56 AM, said:

True statement.. The kid almost made himself an orphan 

I don't feel so bad about the cat now LOL. 


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RonaldusMaximus_ #11 Posted 23 October 2019 - 02:59 AM

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One guy was giving me salt after I played poorly.. I told him I was 9..then he felt bad. 

View Post_Cletus, on 23 October 2019 - 08:49 AM, said:

I don't know how I feel about Ronnie cosplaying a 9 year old with a stranger on the internet.....

 

 

 


Absolute_Sniper #12 Posted 23 October 2019 - 03:02 AM

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The only times I have ever gone afk have been when I get a phone call I can’t ignore. The only ones I can’t ignore are the ones from kitchen 6. Ignoring phone calls from kitchen 6 result in bad times for this guy so I happily take my well deserved downvoted when it happens. Joys of being a phone only player who happens to be married.

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Mako__Reizei___ #13 Posted 23 October 2019 - 07:07 AM

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View PostOmega_Man_Chuck, on 22 October 2019 - 04:56 PM, said:

Okay what is the Best Excuse you have heard for why someone was AFK or really suxed in a game & was called out on it...keep in mind I get this is a Mobile game...but cmon, finish what you start...And the "I was lagging" is No excuse.  Don't play if yer lagging.

 

The last one I heard was..."I was talking to my GF"

Tbh, lagging is a legit excuse. I get ping spikes and frame drops at least once every three battles, and those aren't good to have when driving a German heavy since it messes with the angling and with your shots.


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View PostOmega_Man_Chuck, on 23 October 2019 - 12:56 AM, said:

Okay what is the Best Excuse you have heard for why someone was AFK or really suxed in a game & was called out on it...keep in mind I get this is a Mobile game...but cmon, finish what you start...And the "I was lagging" is No excuse.  Don't play if yer lagging.

 

The last one I heard was..."I was talking to my GF"

Sometimes I play on the train and I get ping spikes. 

No one can predict when they will lag. 


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View PostRonaldusMaximus_, on 22 October 2019 - 09:59 PM, said:

One guy was giving me salt after I played poorly.. I told him I was 9..then he felt bad. 

I'm surprised he didn't tell you to "go back to Fortnite".


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RonaldusMaximus_ #16 Posted 23 October 2019 - 01:30 PM

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View PostVantablack12, on 23 October 2019 - 08:11 AM, said:

I'm surprised he didn't tell you to "go back to Fortnite".

 

Honestly, I spun this heated conversation around... Started by saying "My mom says I am a great player" The guy really started feeling bad to the point he tooned with me to show me how to play, it was so funny I ran with it for about 30 mins with the guy.


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View Post_Cletus, on 23 October 2019 - 08:49 AM, said:

I don't know how I feel about Ronnie cosplaying a 9 year old with a stranger on the internet.....

 

 

 


cheesehead247365 #17 Posted 23 October 2019 - 01:41 PM

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"my mom made me go afk" 

_Cletus #18 Posted 23 October 2019 - 01:49 PM

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I don't know how I feel about Ronnie cosplaying a 9 year old with a stranger on the internet.....

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RonaldusMaximus_ #19 Posted 23 October 2019 - 02:15 PM

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View Post_Cletus, on 23 October 2019 - 08:49 AM, said:

I don't know how I feel about Ronnie cosplaying a 9 year old with a stranger on the internet.....

 

I'm changing my signature to this.


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View Post_Cletus, on 23 October 2019 - 08:49 AM, said:

I don't know how I feel about Ronnie cosplaying a 9 year old with a stranger on the internet.....

 

 

 


BorisBaddenov #20 Posted 23 October 2019 - 02:24 PM

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View PostAbsolute_Sniper, on 22 October 2019 - 08:02 PM, said:

The only times I have ever gone afk have been when I get a phone call I can’t ignore. The only ones I can’t ignore are the ones from kitchen 6. Ignoring phone calls from kitchen 6 result in bad times for this guy so I happily take my well deserved downvoted when it happens. Joys of being a phone only player who happens to be married.

 

I wonder if only us current/ex-military understand who/what "kitchen 6" is :)

 

 

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