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trogvision #1 Posted 08 November 2019 - 04:25 AM

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10. Canyon - Town. There is just so many directions where the reds can poke at you. 

9. Middleburg - Town. Same reason as #10.

8. Port Bay - River. Or the valley of death. The river makes you easy pickings for the hull down meds and heavies on both sides of the river.

7. Yamato Harbor - The cap area. Meds will have a field day spotting you and getting you nuked by derp tanks.

6. Canal - Cap Valley. Another valley of death; large open area for derp tanks to nuke your tank back into its factory parts.

5. Castilla - The hill by cap. It's a 50/50 chance with this one. On a good day, the reds will all be at the mill. On a bad day, the enemy meds will have the same idea, spot you for their td's, and you know what happens next.

4. Naval Frontier - Cap area. Again, there is so many directions the red can poke at you from.

3. Normandy - The beach. I cringe a lot when I see greens going in that direction. A long corridor like valley that favors TD combat.

2. Himmelsdork™️ (Property of Blartch) - The great cap square. Venturing into the cap area is plain suicide. You will be spotted and nuked immediately.

1. Going alone. Yes, your team should have gone the appropriate direction, but you're not doing yourself any favor by going the appropriate direction while unaccompanied. You will be yolo rushed into oblivion.


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_TheKidd_ #2 Posted 08 November 2019 - 06:13 AM

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Seems about right

_Cletus #3 Posted 08 November 2019 - 01:52 PM

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Pegging is the worst position.

 

 

 

 

Low hanging fruit.....


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MegumemeLXIX #4 Posted 08 November 2019 - 01:59 PM

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I cringe when I see that I've been placed on Normandy as a whole. Seriously, I hate that map with a passion.

Rou_Garou #5 Posted 08 November 2019 - 02:08 PM

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normally B cap stands for bad idea

Don't rush inBe patient and Don't brawl unnecessarilyKnow your tanks and enemy tanks;  Know your tanks' role;  

Knowing maps allows situation awareness; Mini-map is a mighty map;  Drive to cover;

Fight like you have no armor; Relocate and reset camo oftenBe the lover of cover;  

Hull down is OP; Stay on high ground; Don't go where you don't know

 


Vantablack12 #6 Posted 08 November 2019 - 02:15 PM

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About Port Bay, do you mean the entire corner area or the just the valley under and between the bridges
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MegumemeLXIX #7 Posted 08 November 2019 - 02:22 PM

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View PostVantablack12, on 08 November 2019 - 07:15 AM, said:

About Port Bay, do you mean the entire corner area or the just the valley under and between the bridges

Sounds to me like it's just the valley



Vantablack12 #8 Posted 08 November 2019 - 02:39 PM

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View PostMegumemeLXIX, on 08 November 2019 - 09:22 AM, said:

Sounds to me like it's just the valley

OK, that's what I thought.


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Ronin_23 #9 Posted 08 November 2019 - 03:36 PM

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Cap in Rockfield is pretty garbage 9 times out of 10.

Immel_man #10 Posted 08 November 2019 - 03:41 PM

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View Post_Cletus, on 08 November 2019 - 05:52 AM, said:

Pegging is the worst position.

 

 

 

 

Low hanging fruit.....

Speak for yourself. Not all of us are married to fire spitting red heads. 



_Cletus #11 Posted 08 November 2019 - 03:43 PM

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View PostImmel_man, on 08 November 2019 - 09:41 AM, said:

Speak for yourself. Not all of us are married to fire spitting red heads. 

 

If we all were married to redheads, half of us would be dead by now.


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Vantablack12 #12 Posted 08 November 2019 - 05:14 PM

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View Post_Cletus, on 08 November 2019 - 08:52 AM, said:

Pegging is the worst position.

 

 

 

 

Low hanging fruit.....

View PostImmel_man, on 08 November 2019 - 10:41 AM, said:

Speak for yourself. Not all of us are married to fire spitting red heads. 

View Post_Cletus, on 08 November 2019 - 10:43 AM, said:

 

If we all were married to redheads, half of us would be dead by now.

Where were you going with this conversation?


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_Cletus #13 Posted 08 November 2019 - 05:15 PM

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View PostVantablack12, on 08 November 2019 - 11:14 AM, said:

Where were you going with this conversation?

 

I guess the point is - be careful with redheads.  Danger lurks behind their soulless eyes.


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wrecker1968 #14 Posted 08 November 2019 - 06:29 PM

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69 after she eats Taco Bell. OK that was just wrong. Sorry.

gsauce1 #15 Posted 08 November 2019 - 06:49 PM

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Disagree with river on Port Bay. IF I have competent mediums/lights on my team who control far side of river, I have often done considerable damage in that river valley, or at least caused a big enough distraction for my team to clean up. Not always of course, but works in the right circumstances. 

Vantablack12 #16 Posted 08 November 2019 - 06:57 PM

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View Postwrecker1968, on 08 November 2019 - 01:29 PM, said:

69 after she eats Taco Bell. OK that was just wrong. Sorry.

What in the world is wrong with you!?


Edited by Vantablack12, 08 November 2019 - 06:59 PM.

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Doilky #17 Posted 08 November 2019 - 10:23 PM

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Canal Capping can be a viable strategy.  I've definitely been on the receiving end of losing by cap on Canal. 

RonaldusMaximus_ #18 Posted 09 November 2019 - 04:32 AM

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One where your only defense is "I swear she said she was 18"

View Post_Cletus, on 23 October 2019 - 08:49 AM, said:

I don't know how I feel about Ronnie cosplaying a 9 year old with a stranger on the internet.....

 

 

 





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