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RommelTanker #1 Posted 02 December 2019 - 11:41 PM

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So I was being all nice and polite and being a good player dominating mid on Aplenstadht with my Chieftain when suddenly a JP2 decides to challenge me. He got 1 single hit on me and I deleted his entire HP pool, to which his response is that I'm an autistic cigarette (look up the british slang for a cigarette, he said that but it's banned here). The fact some people feel the need to cry over getting bested by a better player is just sad to me. 

 

Just after that match I had a particularly good match in the Nashorn, which I got 3 kills and 2.2k damage. Lost unfortunately but one of the people who I killed called me a no talent loser. 

 

I think it says something when people's first instinct when beat is to fall back onto degrading comments and verbal harassment. 

 

Anyways for the sake of giving everyone a place to vent chat frustrations, let's try posting the funniest, dumbest, or saltiest stuff you see in chat here. Try to keep it PG13 tho.


Edited by RommelTanker, 02 December 2019 - 11:42 PM.

Something something insert joke here

__Crusader6__ #2 Posted 03 December 2019 - 12:14 AM

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Earlier today I had a SU-122-54 on green promptly announce ‘we lose’.   
  Red had a Foch 155 driven by a RGN player, while we had a Pramo (or maybe clans where vice versa) me and another 60%+ player (who I think is a forumer). 
 

Black Goldville: SU sits in spawn entire game.  Staying we can’t win. 
   43%’er with 620 something average damage - playing a tier 9 and wonders why he loses a lot.  
 

We won mainly as the Foch was pretty much abandoned at caves by his team. 

   What does Our SU do after getting zero damage after game? He types  ‘EZ’ in global.   
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__V_O_P__ #3 Posted 03 December 2019 - 12:40 AM

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For some reason I find EZ particularly objectionable.

_Cletus #4 Posted 03 December 2019 - 02:11 AM

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I was working with a guy to kill the reds, and as we came close to the win he suddenly got behind me and blocked me into fire.  I told him he just killed me and he said yeah he did it on purpose.  He thought my clan tag was offensive (HAHA).  

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MaxxDamage #5 Posted 03 December 2019 - 04:37 AM

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View Post__V_O_P__, on 02 December 2019 - 07:40 PM, said:

For some reason I find EZ particularly objectionable.


Yep, this, and typically by someone in the bottom 2-3 places.  I typically follow up with some feedback.



RommelTanker #6 Posted 03 December 2019 - 04:52 AM

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I'll throw a ggez in chat if red's being toxic otherwise I'm pretty well mannered unless I'm tilt. 

 

Sometimes I feel like people throw ez in chat just to get a rise out of people, and from the results I've seen in the past it works. Gotta not take the bait folks xD


Something something insert joke here

Vantablack12 #7 Posted 03 December 2019 - 04:57 AM

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I never really say anything in chat unless I'm trying to direct someone or I'm mad to the point of chucking my tablet at the wall.

I have seen people get pretty mad.


Edited by Vantablack12, 03 December 2019 - 04:58 AM.

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PeteGee45 #8 Posted 03 December 2019 - 12:21 PM

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View Post__V_O_P__, on 02 December 2019 - 06:40 PM, said:

For some reason I find EZ particularly objectionable.


This is how I burn through 5 downvotes in 5 games. Red or green, “EZ” always gets my vote.



RonaldusMaximus_ #9 Posted 03 December 2019 - 01:22 PM

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God hates cigarettes. 

View Post_Cletus, on 23 October 2019 - 08:49 AM, said:

I don't know how I feel about Ronnie cosplaying a 9 year old with a stranger on the internet.....

 

 

 


Sher9lock #10 Posted 03 December 2019 - 02:32 PM

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View PostRonaldusMaximus_, on 03 December 2019 - 08:22 AM, said:

God hates cigarettes. 

 

I see what you did there.....



Vantablack12 #11 Posted 03 December 2019 - 03:42 PM

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View PostSher9lock, on 03 December 2019 - 09:32 AM, said:

 

I see what you did there.....

I do too.


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RonaldusMaximus_ #12 Posted 03 December 2019 - 04:41 PM

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View PostSher9lock, on 03 December 2019 - 09:32 AM, said:

 

I see what you did there.....

 

View PostVantablack12, on 03 December 2019 - 10:42 AM, said:

I do too.

 

I just couldn't help myself. I admit I have a problem.


View Post_Cletus, on 23 October 2019 - 08:49 AM, said:

I don't know how I feel about Ronnie cosplaying a 9 year old with a stranger on the internet.....

 

 

 


__The_Dude_30__ #13 Posted 03 December 2019 - 04:56 PM

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View Post__V_O_P__, on 02 December 2019 - 07:40 PM, said:

For some reason I find EZ particularly objectionable.

Anyone who says EZ can burn in hell


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RonaldusMaximus_ #14 Posted 03 December 2019 - 05:11 PM

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View Post__The_Dude_30__, on 03 December 2019 - 11:56 AM, said:

Anyone who says EZ can burn in hell

 

I have it on good authority that God hates those guys more than cigarettes.


View Post_Cletus, on 23 October 2019 - 08:49 AM, said:

I don't know how I feel about Ronnie cosplaying a 9 year old with a stranger on the internet.....

 

 

 


_Cletus #15 Posted 03 December 2019 - 05:19 PM

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It's always the 40%ers who say EZ, you never hear that from decent players.

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RonaldusMaximus_ #16 Posted 03 December 2019 - 05:22 PM

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View Post_Cletus, on 03 December 2019 - 12:19 PM, said:

It's always the 40%ers who say EZ, you never hear that from decent players.

 

I have been surprised as to how many "EZ" culprits are from very well known elite clans.


View Post_Cletus, on 23 October 2019 - 08:49 AM, said:

I don't know how I feel about Ronnie cosplaying a 9 year old with a stranger on the internet.....

 

 

 


WhiskeyCyclone #17 Posted 03 December 2019 - 05:27 PM

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Roberto577_One #18 Posted 03 December 2019 - 05:33 PM

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View Post__V_O_P__, on 02 December 2019 - 04:40 PM, said:

For some reason I find EZ particularly objectionable.

View PostPeteGee45, on 03 December 2019 - 04:21 AM, said:


This is how I burn through 5 downvotes in 5 games. Red or green, “EZ” always gets my vote.

 

Thank God, I thought I was the only one. I might excuse a green player who has a really great game, but other than that, nope.


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Sher9lock #19 Posted 03 December 2019 - 05:34 PM

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i seethe when I see "EZ." Either from my team or the reds......  Its usually from the player with the lowest combined damage and WR.....

Dominator702 #20 Posted 03 December 2019 - 05:50 PM

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So I ammoracked someone today in my skrop g and I types “Clapped” in chat he was cool but, was I toxic?

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