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_Cletus #1 Posted 13 December 2019 - 07:24 PM

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I have found a new lover, and her name is T26E5, although I call her Eva for short.  She is very responsive to my touch [handles really well for a heavy], she's dangerous [the gun is awesome, it's got enough pen to go through the front of a lowe, it's got nice DPM, gun handling] and she doesn't take any sht [armored like a boss].  I've only played a few matches at lunch, but I think Eva and myself are going to get along fantastically.  If my redhead finds out I'm gonna be in trouble [I spent a lot on gold, right near Christmas, so I'm hoping she doesn't look too close at the bank account].

 

I plan on getting with Eva a whole lot for the next few weeks, she's going to be a wicked woman for me.


 

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9_V0LT #2 Posted 13 December 2019 - 07:27 PM

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View Post_Cletus, on 13 December 2019 - 07:24 PM, said:

I Have Found a New Lover


your sister will be so disappointed 


Yeah, I'm back. Let's not make a big deal about this.


_Cletus #3 Posted 13 December 2019 - 07:28 PM

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View Post9_V0LT, on 13 December 2019 - 01:27 PM, said:


your sister will be so disappointed 

 

She'll understand.  Eva has a full set of teeth, so it's not much competition.


 

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minitel_NA #4 Posted 13 December 2019 - 07:30 PM

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An ex came by the other day and hooked me right by the balls where I’m sensitive.
She’s got a big rack and didn’t take no for an answer.

by the time I understood she was there,

my value was just the same as dead.

its been a week now and up or down, it’s full throttle 24/7.

her name’s T49 and she wouldn’t leave me.


Edited by minitel_NA, 13 December 2019 - 07:31 PM.

Minitelrose visiting from EU, occasional player/forumer in the NA

 


boris55555 #5 Posted 13 December 2019 - 07:35 PM

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View Post_Cletus, on 13 December 2019 - 02:24 PM, said:

I have found a new lover, and her name is T26E5, although I call her Eva for short.  She is very responsive to my touch [handles really well for a heavy], she's dangerous [the gun is awesome, it's got enough pen to go through the front of a lowe, it's got nice DPM, gun handling] and she doesn't take any sht [armored like a boss].  I've only played a few matches at lunch, but I think Eva and myself are going to get along fantastically.  If my redhead finds out I'm gonna be in trouble [I spent a lot on gold, right near Christmas, so I'm hoping she doesn't look too close at the bank account].

 

I plan on getting with Eva a whole lot for the next few weeks, she's going to be a wicked woman for me.


so awkward. She’s been my side chick for a while. You know...when my ...... hurts. Though ferdrika has been showing up at my house lately too. 


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cheesehead247365 #6 Posted 13 December 2019 - 07:45 PM

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she's getting passed around like a cheerleader

Meat_Locker #7 Posted 13 December 2019 - 08:29 PM

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Whew... I thought that you were going to share ‘our little secret’.


   

 

 

 


_Cletus #8 Posted 13 December 2019 - 09:18 PM

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View PostMeat_Locker, on 13 December 2019 - 02:29 PM, said:

Whew... I thought that you were going to share ‘our little secret’.

 

Don't worry baby, nobody's gonna find out about us.  Btw, are you walking better today?  


 

Most people are other people.  Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation.  -Oscar Wilde
 

boris55555 #9 Posted 13 December 2019 - 09:45 PM

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View PostMeat_Locker, on 13 December 2019 - 03:29 PM, said:

Whew... I thought that you were going to share ‘our little secret’.

Oh! Meat locker 

View Post_Cletus, on 13 December 2019 - 04:18 PM, said:

 

Don't worry baby, nobody's gonna find out about us.  Btw, are you walking better today?  

Like where someone would put their....


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Schantzy #10 Posted 13 December 2019 - 10:22 PM

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View Post_Cletus, on 13 December 2019 - 07:28 PM, said:

 

She'll understand.  Eva has a full set of teeth, so it's not much competition.


To be clear, she will be jealous of your sister because of your sister’s missing teeth right?  



wrecker1968 #11 Posted 13 December 2019 - 10:30 PM

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Buy Buy.    BUY!!

_Cletus #12 Posted 13 December 2019 - 10:37 PM

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View PostSchantzy, on 13 December 2019 - 04:22 PM, said:


To be clear, she will be jealous of your sister because of your sister’s missing teeth right?  

 

Everytime I find a new lover there are tons of ladies and meat locker who are filled with jealousy.  It's not always easy being this good looking.


 

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Dark_Magician_Girl #13 Posted 13 December 2019 - 11:54 PM

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It's the normalization.  That is what is special about the Patriot.

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_Cletus #14 Posted 14 December 2019 - 12:06 AM

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View PostDark_Magician_Girl, on 13 December 2019 - 05:54 PM, said:

It's the normalization.  That is what is special about the Patriot.

 

What does that mean exactly?


 

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Meat_Locker #15 Posted 14 December 2019 - 02:55 AM

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View Post_Cletus, on 13 December 2019 - 11:18 PM, said:

 

Don't worry baby, nobody's gonna find out about us.  Btw, are you walking better today?  

View Post_Cletus, on 14 December 2019 - 12:37 AM, said:

 

Everytime I find a new lover there are tons of ladies and meat locker who are filled with jealousy.  It's not always easy being this good looking.

 

It’s not so much the walking, it’s the sitting and the fact that I can’t drink citrus on account of how you always make my lips bleed. 
 

It is true, oh handsome one, that I am possessive: gonorrhea, crabs, herpes and the onset of arthritis; I possess ‘em all. 



   

 

 

 


Dark_Magician_Girl #16 Posted 14 December 2019 - 03:22 AM

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View Post_Cletus, on 13 December 2019 - 07:06 PM, said:

 

What does that mean exactly?

 

That means that when enemy tanks are angled more, you still have a good chance of penning using your gold rounds due to their increased normalization.


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boris55555 #17 Posted 14 December 2019 - 03:28 AM

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View PostDark_Magician_Girl, on 13 December 2019 - 10:22 PM, said:

 

That means that when enemy tanks are angled more, you still have a good chance of penning using your gold rounds due to their increased normalization.

What makes the t26e5’s prammo superior?


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tankeatingtiger #18 Posted 14 December 2019 - 03:38 AM

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View PostMeat_Locker, on 13 December 2019 - 09:55 PM, said:

 

It’s not so much the walking, it’s the sitting and the fact that I can’t drink citrus on account of how you always make my lips bleed. 
 

It is true, oh handsome one, that I am possessive: gonorrhea, crabs, herpes and the onset of arthritis; I possess ‘em all. 

How many times do we have to keep necroing that thread for you to realize that the best lubricant out there?

Keep the playing surface clean everyone.


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Vacazion #19 Posted 14 December 2019 - 06:19 AM

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Cletus, that’s the Sheriff you’re talking about.  SMH, I never thought you would have relations with the Law.

 

 


Meat_Locker #20 Posted 14 December 2019 - 10:38 AM

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View Posttankeatingtiger, on 14 December 2019 - 05:38 AM, said:

How many times do we have to keep necroing that thread for you to realize that the best lubricant out there?

Keep the playing surface clean everyone.


Cletus keeps telling me that the best lubricant is blood. Turns out, it's tears.



   

 

 

 






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