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_Cletus #1 Posted 14 January 2020 - 01:05 PM

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Chapter 1

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Chapter 2

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Chapter 3

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Chapter 4

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Chapter 5

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Chapter 6

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Chapter 7

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Chapter 8

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Chapter 9

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Chapter 10

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Chapter 11

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Edited by _Cletus, 24 January 2020 - 07:04 PM.

 

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Explixiit_ #2 Posted 14 January 2020 - 01:08 PM

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Thank you, I needed something to do. 

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So basically I legit don't ever look at the forum anymore because I mainly look at it during school. My school banned the site you go to log in and I couldn't post, and I'd rather devote my time when on my home computer to playing the game. So yeah basically why I vanished from the forum. Its not like I posted a lot anyways lol 

my crappy stats= here

and for the life of me I cant find a pfp that is small, this one is getting old 

 


RonaldusMaximus_ #3 Posted 14 January 2020 - 01:17 PM

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Where is the rest?? I demand to know what happened to Ronnie, Judy, Paul, Dianne, and Boris!

What happened to Blartch's leg?

Will Ronnie get his tooth back?

Was OMK's skull disfigured before or as a result of the blast?

Will there be a hot tub scene with Judy and Dianne?

Inquiring minds demand answers!

 


Edited by RonaldusMaximus_, 14 January 2020 - 01:38 PM.

 


Kiwi_Kebab #4 Posted 14 January 2020 - 01:32 PM

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This is canon. 

 

Nice one! I like the little details and world building you did. 



_Cletus #5 Posted 14 January 2020 - 01:47 PM

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View PostRonaldusMaximus_, on 14 January 2020 - 07:17 AM, said:

 

Where is the rest?? I demand to know what happened to Ronnie, Judy, Paul, Dianne, and Boris!

What happened to Blartch's leg?

Will Ronnie get his tooth back?

Was OMK's skull disfigured before or as a result of the blast?

Will there be a hot tub scene with Judy and Dianne?

Inquiring minds demand answers!

 

 

Blartch's leg got blown off when his tank was hit.  I always pictured him as a pirate.

Ronnie will probably lose more teeth.

OMK's skull is actually disfigured IRL.  [probably]

Of course there will be a hot tub scene.

 

It took more time than a responsible family man should give a spur of the moment writing project, so if I do continue it'll be quite a while before I do.


 

If a person feels powerless or insignificant in their life, the easiest way to achieve power is to make other people angry; every internet troll has known this since 1993 and every toddler has known it since the dawn of time.

RonaldusMaximus_ #6 Posted 14 January 2020 - 01:56 PM

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View Post_Cletus, on 14 January 2020 - 08:47 AM, said:

 

Blartch's leg got blown off when his tank was hit.  I always pictured him as a pirate.

Ronnie will probably lose more teeth.

OMK's skull is actually disfigured IRL.  [probably]

Of course there will be a hot tub scene.

 

It took more time than a responsible family man should give a spur of the moment writing project, so if I do continue it'll be quite a while before I do.

 

No I mean what happened to Blartch's leg AFTER it was blown off? Did it continue to have its own leg adventures? Did it get turned into a Major Award from Italy, proudly displayed in someones front window for all the neighbors to gaze at in wonder? Did Boris slow roast it with a dry rub?


Edited by RonaldusMaximus_, 14 January 2020 - 01:57 PM.

 


_Cletus #7 Posted 14 January 2020 - 01:58 PM

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View PostRonaldusMaximus_, on 14 January 2020 - 07:56 AM, said:

 

No I mean what happened to Blartch's leg AFTER it was blown off? Did it continue to have its own leg adventures? Did it get turned into an Italian Award, proudly displayed in someones front window for all the neighbors to gaze at in wonder? Did Boris slow roast is with a dry rub?

 

Ah, right.  Well, that's a whole story in itself.  We'll save it for later, but for now we'll just say that Blartch's leg found true love and then denied it so it could embark on a voyage of debauchery.


 

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RonaldusMaximus_ #8 Posted 14 January 2020 - 02:00 PM

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fair enough

 


Alopex__ #9 Posted 14 January 2020 - 02:50 PM

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Well, it attempts to explain the nonsense of this game. Works for me. Needs more starfox though.

jahawa #10 Posted 14 January 2020 - 02:55 PM

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View Post_Cletus, on 14 January 2020 - 08:47 AM, said:

It took more time than a responsible family man should give a spur of the moment writing project, so if I do continue it'll be quite a while before I do.

 

Well written neighbor. Let me know when you publish. I’ll read your book! 



_Cletus #11 Posted 14 January 2020 - 03:09 PM

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You could have given it a minute on the main page before you moved it to the "nobody reads" section.

 

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RonaldusMaximus_ #12 Posted 14 January 2020 - 03:14 PM

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Thinking the Crusader 6 don't like being painted as villains

 


Mr_Qwertyxsad #13 Posted 14 January 2020 - 03:19 PM

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Quite the little read here, more interesting than the Math I'm supposed to be doing :)


 

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Explixiit_ #14 Posted 14 January 2020 - 03:21 PM

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Hands down best part was the biting off of the chicken heads.

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So basically I legit don't ever look at the forum anymore because I mainly look at it during school. My school banned the site you go to log in and I couldn't post, and I'd rather devote my time when on my home computer to playing the game. So yeah basically why I vanished from the forum. Its not like I posted a lot anyways lol 

my crappy stats= here

and for the life of me I cant find a pfp that is small, this one is getting old 

 


RonaldusMaximus_ #15 Posted 14 January 2020 - 03:24 PM

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View PostExplixiit_, on 14 January 2020 - 10:21 AM, said:

Hands down best part was the biting off of the chicken heads.

 

 

No no no! The best part is the Hot Tub Scene, yet to be published.


 


Mr_Qwertyxsad #16 Posted 14 January 2020 - 03:24 PM

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View PostRonaldusMaximus_, on 14 January 2020 - 03:14 PM, said:

Thinking the Crusader 6 don't like being painted as villains

The beauty of this is they are not neccessarily villians, but rather the ambiguity of their relation to "THE RIBBLE" menas they could be in a similar position to Cletus, in that they do not have a choice in the matter


 

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RonaldusMaximus_ #17 Posted 14 January 2020 - 03:28 PM

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View PostMr_Qwertyxsad, on 14 January 2020 - 10:24 AM, said:

The beauty of this is they are not neccessarily villians, but rather the ambiguity of their relation to "THE RIBBLE" menas they could be in a similar position to Cletus, in that they do not have a choice in the matter

 

Ahh, but the 6 failed!  Cletus received the title of the Cletus.  Thus the 6 are spiteful losers?


 


Mr_Qwertyxsad #18 Posted 14 January 2020 - 03:34 PM

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View PostRonaldusMaximus_, on 14 January 2020 - 03:28 PM, said:

 

Ahh, but the 6 failed!  Cletus received the title of the Cletus.  Thus the 6 are spiteful losers?

The 6 weren't the ones he fought.  There is the flaw in your claim.  They could be previous holders of the title of "Cletus", having won for so long it got boring to whoever watches the streams "THE RIBBLE" makes of these gladitorial machine games.


 

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RonaldusMaximus_ #19 Posted 14 January 2020 - 03:42 PM

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I don't know, I think that the defeated become the 6 when there are no champions. They become shells of their prior selves and helpless pawns of the Ribble.

 


_Cletus #20 Posted 14 January 2020 - 04:16 PM

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View PostRonaldusMaximus_, on 14 January 2020 - 09:14 AM, said:

Thinking the Crusader 6 don't like being painted as villains

 

The Crusader Six are the moderators of the multiverse.  Neither good nor evil, more of a force of nature.

 

I thought C6 would like that.


 

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