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Started by _Cletus, Jan 14 2020 01:05 PM

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EL_Din_46 #21 Posted 14 January 2020 - 04:57 PM

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Well done, sir, well done. :popcorn:

 


 

This is what you get for letting rednecks play with antimatter, boss.

 

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_Cletus #22 Posted 14 January 2020 - 05:16 PM

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View PostEL_Din_46, on 14 January 2020 - 10:57 AM, said:

Well done, sir, well done. :popcorn:

 

 

Thanks buddy!


 

If it burns when I pee, does that mean I wouldn't be a good fireman?
 

ShootinSabot #23 Posted 14 January 2020 - 05:26 PM

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TL;DR Coles notes please so I can study for the exam. 
 

 

 

 

Well done Cletus, made my day. 


                                     

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wrecker1968 #24 Posted 14 January 2020 - 05:39 PM

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I'll wait for the popup picture book to come out.  That's more my speed.

Alopex__ #25 Posted 14 January 2020 - 05:41 PM

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View PostRonaldusMaximus_, on 14 January 2020 - 03:24 PM, said:

 

 

No no no! The best part is the Hot Tub Scene, yet to be published.

Be a great place to make my entrance...or did I miss the casting couch or something. 


_Cletus #26 Posted 14 January 2020 - 05:44 PM

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View PostShootinSabot, on 14 January 2020 - 11:26 AM, said:

TL;DR Coles notes please so I can study for the exam. 
 

 

 

 

Well done Cletus, made my day. 

 

Thank you sir!

 

View Postwrecker1968, on 14 January 2020 - 11:39 AM, said:

I'll wait for the popup picture book to come out.  That's more my speed.

 

I'll get my kids to start working on it.  I don't know if they'll be able to properly capture Big Booty Judy looking lustily, but we'll try.


 

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EL_Din_46 #27 Posted 14 January 2020 - 05:45 PM

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View Postwrecker1968, on 14 January 2020 - 09:39 AM, said:

I'll wait for the popup picture book to come out.  That's more my speed.


The next episode needs some collaborators so the franchise can include a graphic novel. Because of the tanks blowing up. And the hot tubs.


 

This is what you get for letting rednecks play with antimatter, boss.

 

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_Cletus #28 Posted 14 January 2020 - 05:46 PM

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View PostStarFox__McCloud, on 14 January 2020 - 11:41 AM, said:

Be a great place to make my entrance...or did I miss the casting couch or something. 

 

The casting couch....trying to resist inappropriate joke....


 

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_Cletus #29 Posted 14 January 2020 - 05:47 PM

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View PostEL_Din_46, on 14 January 2020 - 11:45 AM, said:


The next episode needs some collaborators so the franchise can include a graphic novel. Because of the tanks blowing up. And the hot tubs.

 

I'm open to collaboration.


 

If it burns when I pee, does that mean I wouldn't be a good fireman?
 

Alopex__ #30 Posted 14 January 2020 - 05:52 PM

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View PostEL_Din_46, on 14 January 2020 - 05:45 PM, said:


The next episode needs some collaborators so the franchise can include a graphic novel. Because of the tanks blowing up. And the hot tubs.

I could draw the graphic novel, and since it has a hot tub scene the emphasis will be on graphic of course


Alopex__ #31 Posted 14 January 2020 - 05:55 PM

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View Post_Cletus, on 14 January 2020 - 05:46 PM, said:

 

The casting couch....trying to resist inappropriate joke....

Probably smart, bc I would be inclined to take it step further until we are both really creeped out.


9_V0LT #32 Posted 14 January 2020 - 06:42 PM

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View PostRonaldusMaximus_, on 14 January 2020 - 03:14 PM, said:

Thinking the Crusader 6 don't like being painted as villains


Every good guy, secretly wonders how good they would be at being the bad guy.  
 


Yeah, I'm back. Let's not make a big deal about this.

DestructSean #33 Posted 14 January 2020 - 06:46 PM

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Geez! I don’t think I can get off the toilet now. My legs fell asleep 30 minutes ago. 

RonaldusMaximus_ #34 Posted 14 January 2020 - 08:11 PM

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Thinking instead of a graphic novel we need to get Japan to turn this into a full blown OVA

 

I am still processing the fact that

it was safer to secede in Soviet Georgia

than in the American one.

Kiwi_Kebab #35 Posted 14 January 2020 - 08:14 PM

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View PostRonaldusMaximus_, on 14 January 2020 - 02:11 PM, said:

Thinking instead of a graphic novel we need to get Japan to turn this into a full blown OVA

I'll start writing an overthetop Japanese rock ballad to be played in the Micheal Bay-esque opening.


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_Cletus #36 Posted 14 January 2020 - 08:16 PM

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View PostRonaldusMaximus_, on 14 January 2020 - 02:11 PM, said:

Thinking instead of a graphic novel we need to get Japan to turn this into a full blown OVA

 

OVA?


 

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RonaldusMaximus_ #37 Posted 14 January 2020 - 08:24 PM

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View Post_Cletus, on 14 January 2020 - 03:16 PM, said:

 

OVA?

 

Animated direct to video adaptation of manga.

This story plays out much better when you picture it as Anime


Edited by RonaldusMaximus_, 14 January 2020 - 08:25 PM.

 

I am still processing the fact that

it was safer to secede in Soviet Georgia

than in the American one.

_Cletus #38 Posted 14 January 2020 - 08:44 PM

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View PostRonaldusMaximus_, on 14 January 2020 - 02:24 PM, said:

 

Animated direct to video adaptation of manga.

This story plays out much better when you picture it as Anime

 

Ah gotcha.  Start drawing some pictures! 


 

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minitel_NA #39 Posted 14 January 2020 - 09:27 PM

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Amazing.

 

im a neat picker. So here are my notes :


churches.
If you started the story in Normandy, churches I have seen there predating the 1940s have stonewalls made of 1.2m of granite. And the inside might be so crampy you wouldn’t fit a tank between walls.

now on the other hand, they have a lot of Celtic erected stones, like mini Stonehenges everywhere, and the area was ruled by the Vikings for quite a while as well. So that later stuff from underneath the church sounds more plausible... erm... well. 
 

Fathermocker.

i thought I was the only one using the vocable, but apparently it’s in use in your part of the world as well. Interesting stuff. 


length. 
it’s a bit on the short side, but I guess as an installment, it’s a debut. I’m looking forward to the next episode with the hot tub sequence.


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minitel_NA #40 Posted 14 January 2020 - 09:29 PM

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Needs to come back into the main forums part where there are 12 of us, of course. 
moving it to the part where 2 guys visited last year might hurt the sales plan.
but I guess we have no say over what’s happening in the multiverse.

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