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Kiwi_Kebab #1 Posted 14 January 2020 - 01:58 PM

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Congratulations to all of you Derpasaurus explosivae out there! The arguably OP Smasher tank is currently available for purchase in the store. 

 

And by purchase, I mean lottery, because it's in crates. Yippee.

 

I know you guys were sad/glad to see it absent from Blitz Fair for hard, cold gold, but now you can all rest easy. WG won't forget to capitalize on this monstrosity's pure money-making ability ever again! 

 

I personally can't wait for the tier 8 version of the Smasher, the Smashimup 2000. 



kidthekid01 #2 Posted 14 January 2020 - 02:07 PM

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All I'm gonna say is that if god didn't want me to have it, he wouldn't have given it to me on my 4th crate.

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cheesehead247365 #3 Posted 14 January 2020 - 02:30 PM

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5% drop chance for a tier 7 tank?  Gee, thanks, but no thanks. 

jkwon126 #4 Posted 14 January 2020 - 02:56 PM

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So supposed to take 20 crates on average, but you should trust that as much as casino slot machines... Not at All.

I would guess more like 2-3% actual probability. And as usual, you might get it on the first crate, or none at all after 200 crates.
 

 

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_Cletus #5 Posted 14 January 2020 - 03:04 PM

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You'll also get a bunch of free xp certs, which combine to eventually give you massive amounts of free xp.  So there's that too.

 

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Vacazion #6 Posted 14 January 2020 - 03:13 PM

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Toss a coin to your Witcher....

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jkwon126 #7 Posted 14 January 2020 - 03:15 PM

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Time for a lot of parents to have talk with their kids about unexpected credit card charges... lol
 

 

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Mr_Qwertyxsad #8 Posted 14 January 2020 - 03:31 PM

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View Postjkwon126, on 14 January 2020 - 03:15 PM, said:

Time for a lot of parents to have talk with their kids about unexpected credit card charges... lol

My parents would flog me to death using my own limbs if I charged their credit card for a pile of pixels and code, regardless of the apparent "OPness" of said pixels :hiding:


 

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Becksel #9 Posted 14 January 2020 - 03:40 PM

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I'll pass on this.....I hate the crates.

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__The_Dude_30__ #10 Posted 14 January 2020 - 04:18 PM

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I already bought 3 crates. No luck, will probably buy a few more. I rarely buy crates, but I really want a Smasher......

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_Cletus #11 Posted 14 January 2020 - 04:24 PM

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View Post__The_Dude_30__, on 14 January 2020 - 10:18 AM, said:

I already bought 3 crates. No luck, will probably buy a few more. I rarely buy crates, but I really want a Smasher......

 

Me too.  Now I'm considering what the rest of my gold is really worth to me.


 

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THERebrth #12 Posted 14 January 2020 - 04:34 PM

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tier 7 is going to be fun again...

 



vvk2 #13 Posted 14 January 2020 - 04:37 PM

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As much as I want a Smasher I refuse to get it via crates. 

twirlingtowardsfreedom #14 Posted 14 January 2020 - 04:38 PM

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I opened 12; first crates I've ever purchased, wouldn't have if they were for cash. No Smasher. Total:

  • >1 million credits
  • 45k free xp
  • 12 one hour certificates
  • 9 er, nine hour certificates
  • 5 full day certificates


cheesehead247365 #15 Posted 14 January 2020 - 04:49 PM

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View Posttwirlingtowardsfreedom, on 14 January 2020 - 09:38 AM, said:

I opened 12; first crates I've ever purchased, wouldn't have if they were for cash. No Smasher. Total:

  • >1 million credits
  • 45k free xp
  • 12 one hour certificates
  • 9 er, nine hour certificates
  • 5 full day certificates

Still not enough to make it worth 12 crates.  tough break



DestructSean #16 Posted 14 January 2020 - 04:53 PM

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The Smasher is my happy place. Bad day at work, take out the Smasher. Lose $25K in the stock market, take out the Smasher. Wife thinks she knows better than me, take out the Smasher. Somebody’s got to pay for my bad day. The Smasher is the piper that collects.

__V_O_P__ #17 Posted 14 January 2020 - 05:00 PM

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View Postjkwon126, on 14 January 2020 - 02:56 PM, said:

So supposed to take 20 crates on average, but you should trust that as much as casino slot machines... Not at All.

I would guess more like 2-3% actual probability. And as usual, you might get it on the first crate, or none at all after 200 crates.


maths isn’t a strong point then. 



jkwon126 #18 Posted 14 January 2020 - 05:09 PM

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View Post__V_O_P__, on 14 January 2020 - 01:00 PM, said:


maths isn’t a strong point then. 

 

I'm so curious how you arrived at that conclusion. Pray tell.


 

 

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__V_O_P__ #19 Posted 14 January 2020 - 05:43 PM

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View Postjkwon126, on 14 January 2020 - 05:09 PM, said:

 

I'm so curious how you arrived at that conclusion. Pray tell.


the comment about needing 20 boxes on average.and the observation that you might not have it after 200. I mean - It’s possible that you could be like one of the 3 in 100k that didn’t. 



Alopex__ #20 Posted 14 January 2020 - 05:45 PM

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View PostDestructSean, on 14 January 2020 - 04:53 PM, said:

The Smasher is my happy place. Bad day at work, take out the Smasher. Lose $25K in the stock market, take out the Smasher. Wife thinks she knows better than me, take out the Smasher. Somebody’s got to pay for my bad day. The Smasher is the piper that collects.

Swinging to the symphony of.... destructionnnnnnnn






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