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Meat_Locker #1 Posted 15 January 2020 - 12:48 PM

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Caution!!! Words for Adults, Big People, and the Sour abound!! NSFW.

 

 

A rant about WG’s greed, crates, and cynicism regarding their ‘loyal’ (long-time players will know what I’m referring to) player base.

00:49 Vineyards 2nd Class- 3 Kills - 3714 Damage

05:48 How to HE (e25 one shot)

06:26 Winter Malinovka 3rd Class - 5 Kills - 1858 Damage (was on dispatch duty)

11:00 Vineyards (again) Mastery- 5 Kills - 4834 Damage - Newb Beatdown

17:34 Rant about newbs at inappropriate tiers, gambling, WG's cynicism and willful destruction of quality gaming experience. General throwing of shade and salt.

19:23 My broken foot

19:33 Send me your replays for commentary & insults. Let me know what they are in the subject line "Newbs at Tier X", "7 to 0 Blowout (again)", "Dude with 35 games in a Lowe", etc. Let me know how much salt you'd like applied to the commentary! High Sodium is a specialty.Meat_Locker@altered.audio

 

Gambling is for dopes. Just wait and the Smasher will be sold again. All tanks (except the Keni Otsu) come up for sale again. WG is greedy. It is in their nature. They'll sell it again and for much cheaper. It was something like 30 bucks when I bought it.

 

Replays and crying can be sent to: Meat_Locker@altered.audio


Edited by Meat_Locker, 15 January 2020 - 12:51 PM.


 


Kiwi_Kebab #2 Posted 15 January 2020 - 01:32 PM

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Delete Smasher.

 

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Meat_Locker #3 Posted 15 January 2020 - 01:43 PM

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LOL


 


Vantablack12 #4 Posted 15 January 2020 - 06:05 PM

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Your commentary about the quality of the game and thresholds was great. There is no reason not to make a skill threshold for each tier; Which shows that WG is all about money and doesn't really care if the players are bad or not.

"In a man-to-man fight, the winner is he who has one more round in his magazine." -Erwin Rommel

"We're not just going to shoot the bastards, we're going to cut out their living guts and use them to grease the treads of our tanks." -General George Patton

                                                       


WouldChip #5 Posted 16 January 2020 - 12:56 AM

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Good gameplay, check.

Great commentary, check.

Non-obtrusive and fitting background music and sound snips, check.

 

Great work and am looking forward to more from you. Keep the commentary fresh and I will watch the channel grow.

 

Great work!


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Meat_Locker #6 Posted 18 January 2020 - 12:25 AM

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Awwww, thanks, man. Most flattering, insightful and generous comment yet. I’m all moist! ;)

 

Fresh idiocy uploaded today. 



 






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