Caution!!! Words for Adults, Big People, and the Sour abound!! NSFW.
A rant about WG’s greed, crates, and cynicism regarding their ‘loyal’ (long-time players will know what I’m referring to) player base.
00:49 Vineyards 2nd Class- 3 Kills - 3714 Damage
05:48 How to HE (e25 one shot)
06:26 Winter Malinovka 3rd Class - 5 Kills - 1858 Damage (was on dispatch duty)
11:00 Vineyards (again) Mastery- 5 Kills - 4834 Damage - Newb Beatdown
17:34 Rant about newbs at inappropriate tiers, gambling, WG's cynicism and willful destruction of quality gaming experience. General throwing of shade and salt.
19:33 Send me your replays for commentary & insults. Let me know what they are in the subject line "Newbs at Tier X", "7 to 0 Blowout (again)", "Dude with 35 games in a Lowe", etc. Let me know how much salt you'd like applied to the commentary! High Sodium is a specialty.Meat_Locker@altered.audio
Gambling is for dopes. Just wait and the Smasher will be sold again. All tanks (except the Keni Otsu) come up for sale again. WG is greedy. It is in their nature. They'll sell it again and for much cheaper. It was something like 30 bucks when I bought it.
Replays and crying can be sent to: Meat_Locker@altered.audio
Edited by Meat_Locker, 15 January 2020 - 12:51 PM.