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[Major_Sweatpants]

so i was playing pub matches, right? IK, big surprise. so it was actually a top tier match (i was in Löwe) and there was a good ol' Jpanther/M41 who were being good and giving directions (<<<<<< team, Left Plz), and a panther was going the wrong way... and just drove right into a smasher and attempted to stop a SRT smasher, and i assisted the smasher player. the panther still hindered us 3, and I pushed the panther out of the way, allowing the smasher to [try to] drive away, and got rammed again by Panther. Panther seemed to be attacking the Smasher, on its own team (??), and eventualy we both gave up, with me going and shredding an IS-5, with the SRT player only getting 200 something dmg. sadly, this happens to me often...

[Major_Sweatpants]

there WAS a file lol...

[Mr_Qwertyxsad]

The last time something like that happened to me, I was driving the Lowe.  There was an IS and a KV-4 in front of me going to B on Middleburg due to team composition forcing us to go town.  I was driving, the KV-4 was driving, then the IS slams ont eh rbakes in the circle.  I was driving distracted, answering a question for my father in the other room.

I look back down at my phone in time to see the KV-4 stop, and I stopped right after, and tried reversing.  KV-4 also tried, couldn't, and then forced the IS inot the alley corridor of death between Red spawn and B.  He took 640 damage from the enemy Chinese T9 TD, for which I appologized and tried to explain what happened.  KV-4 wasn't having any of it, despite it being the truth.  KV-4 proceeds to cuss me out for him pushing the IS out of the way, and he tried blocking me in a similar manner into every Heavy the red team had when I was doing my "bob and weave" that I've almost got down pat for the Lowe.

He blocks me for literally the entire game until the T9 WZ kills me, and then he gloats about "outlasting the nub Lowe" before going on to be nickel and dimed to death by a Progetto M46.
 

The moral of the story:  Don't be [edited]'s

[Major_Sweatpants]

except this was at spawn!! and we were tied up 4/5s of the battle with my team still winning

 

[Kiwi_Kebab]

Bots are trolls, but be aware that not all trolls are bots. Some players get off on the chaos.

[Becksel]

Bots are the reason I lose almost every game I play but almost always get the most dmg.

[Major_Sweatpants]

JesusTheReason, on 03 February 2020 - 07:40 PM, said:

Bots are the reason I lose almost every game I play but almost always get the most dmg.

lol, same, unless theres one good player on the enemy team that kinda just focuses on my one weakspot lol

[Becksel]

Major_Sweatpants, on 03 February 2020 - 01:42 PM, said:

lol, same, unless theres one good player on the enemy team that kinda just focuses on my one weakspot lol

Yes, but that rarely happens lol. Oh and had a fun time tooning with you yesterday

[Major_Sweatpants]

JesusTheReason, on 03 February 2020 - 07:45 PM, said:

Yes, but that rarely happens lol. Oh and had a fun time tooning with you yesterday

lol yep

[Becksel]

Major_Sweatpants, on 03 February 2020 - 01:45 PM, said:

lol yep

Even though we lost almost every game because of bots.

[Major_Sweatpants]

JesusTheReason, on 03 February 2020 - 07:46 PM, said:

Even though we lost almost every game because of bots.

size matters not.

[GentleNova]

Major_Sweatpants, on 03 February 2020 - 09:39 AM, said:

so i was playing pub matches, right? IK, big surprise. so it was actually a top tier match (i was in Löwe) and there was a good ol' Jpanther/M41 who were being good and giving directions (<<<<<< team, Left Plz), and a panther was going the wrong way... and just drove right into a smasher and attempted to stop a SRT smasher, and i assisted the smasher player. the panther still hindered us 3, and I pushed the panther out of the way, allowing the smasher to [try to] drive away, and got rammed again by Panther. Panther seemed to be attacking the Smasher, on its own team (??), and eventualy we both gave up, with me going and shredding an IS-5, with the SRT player only getting 200 something dmg. sadly, this happens to me often...

I’m in SRT_ and I‘m a noob magnet. Literally. They just want to drive in front of me, behind me, beside me, and cuddle up. I don’t get why but it happens a lot. If the game ever introduced a "knock back friendly tanks 10 feet" consumable, I’d buy if for every one of my tanks. All that said, I don’t remember a JPanther blocking me lately, so it probably wasn’t me. But ya, real great way to waste your time and distract you from the enemy.

[Major_Sweatpants]

GentleNova, on 03 February 2020 - 08:34 PM, said:

I’m in SRT_ and I‘m a noob magnet. Literally. They just want to drive in front of me, behind me, beside me, and cuddle up. I don’t get why but it happens a lot. If the game ever introduced a "knock back friendly tanks 10 feet" consumable, I’d buy if for every one of my tanks. All that said, I don’t remember a JPanther blocking me lately, so it probably wasn’t me. But ya, real great way to waste your time and distract you from the enemy.

just a reg panther... will give u name in PM if want...

[BorisBaddenov]

JesusTheReason, on 03 February 2020 - 12:40 PM, said:

Bots are the reason I lose almost every game I play but almost always get the most dmg.

 

No ... YOU are the reason you lose almost every game.   30 days, 46% - if it wasnt for the presence of your stats, I would totally think you are an actual bot.

 

 

Peace-

Boris

[Major_Sweatpants]

BorisBaddenov, on 04 February 2020 - 12:44 AM, said:

 

No ... YOU are the reason you lose almost every game.   30 days, 46% - if it wasnt for the presence of your stats, I would totally think you are an actual bot.

 

 

Chaos-

Boris

stop stat shaming...

[BorisBaddenov]

Major_Sweatpants, on 03 February 2020 - 05:49 PM, said:

stop stat shaming...

 

How do you know he is ashamed of his stats?

 

You are a 49 -- are you ashamed of that fact?

 

Because facts don't care about your feelings.

 

Peace-

Boris

Edited by BorisBaddenov, 04 February 2020 - 12:59 AM.

[Mr_Qwertyxsad]

Jaysus, Boris shooting some stright HEAT out here 

[Major_Sweatpants]

BorisBaddenov, on 04 February 2020 - 12:57 AM, said:

 

How do you know he is ashamed of his stats?

 

You are a 49 -- are you ashamed of that fact?

 

Because facts don't care about your feelings.

 

Peace-

Boris

yup. im proud of my 46.41% career... now stop stat shaming...

 

Peace

-Sweatpants

[BorisBaddenov]

Major_Sweatpants, on 03 February 2020 - 09:30 PM, said:

yup. im proud of my 46.41% career... now stop stat shaming...

 

Peace

-Sweatpants

 

How can you be shamed about something you are proud of?

 

 

Peace-

Boris

[Becksel]

BorisBaddenov, on 03 February 2020 - 06:44 PM, said:

 

No ... YOU are the reason you lose almost every game.   30 days, 46% - if it wasnt for the presence of your stats, I would totally think you are an actual bot.

 

 

Peace-

Boris

No, it's because of noobs like you who are just like I have a good w/r so i'm a really good player. Just play the game and have fun who cares about their stats maybe you because you think your such a good player.