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Going #2 with the Smasher. Episode 2 of SSS. You like ammo racks, ya say? Yes?

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Meat_Locker #1 Posted 06 July 2020 - 12:16 PM

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On this 2nd edition of SSS, we feature 2 full HP nukings of ammo racks *2554 damage!* and other forms of Smasher induced idiocy.


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shyw #2 Posted 06 July 2020 - 05:01 PM

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tankeatingtiger #3 Posted 06 July 2020 - 05:39 PM

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Hit em with the 'ell yea!

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tankist22 #4 Posted 06 July 2020 - 07:26 PM

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Well, no matter how fun this sounds, it actually underlines and brings to the front a big problem that makes this game very bad and undesirable to play. Lately, I've been playing tier VI mostly and the number of tier VIIs that have no clue is unreal. Having a higher tier that is supposed to carry the team be that bad makes any battle not to be GG, even for winners. I wonder if such nubs are trying to escape bad experience from their lower tiers in a hope that things will somehow be better in bigger tanks.



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