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Meat_Locker #1 Posted 06 September 2020 - 01:18 PM

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Continuing our non-turreted TD mini-series with a Mastery and a Pool's demonstrating the importance of wise positioning and gun depression.

 

Tips:

Keep your team between you and the Reds

Use team's Hit Points (because they are likely worthless scrubs) to farm damage

Use your superior gun depression to manufacture shots and hide

Don't really rely upon your armor although there is some

Learn all of the good sniping spots with bushes and gun depression

- The Mastery match shows some of the ones on Yukon.

 

=== So, the Newbs got ya down? Sick of the QuaranTeams? Despair no more! Come join our club, The Baby Seal Club!

 

Every Sunday is Seal Club Sunday for at least as long as all of the newbs are in quarantine from the Moronovirus and flooding the server at all tiers. If 39% weenies are going to be at tier X, let's drop down to 3-5 and give it right back to 'em! Also good for grinding the new British line.

 

We also get into training rooms and attempt to get bragging rights over each other in contests of skill, strategy and salt disbursement.

Join us! Seal Club Sunday is every Sunday:

9AM Pacific Standard Time

12PM Noon Eastern Standard

18:00 (6PM, Luddites) Central European Time

Only on the NA/SA server.

 

Come join the (somewhat dumb) fun! Tiers 3-5 until we get impossibly bored.

If the newbs are gonna flood the high tiers and ruin games, let's give 'em hell in the lower tiers.

 

Jump on to our Discord Server using this link: https://discord.gg/7dKdf9Z

Then join us in one of the "toon" voice channels and we'll get silly with the newbstorm.

 

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Edited by Meat_Locker, 06 September 2020 - 09:39 PM.


   

 

 

 


War_Vet_1 #2 Posted 06 September 2020 - 02:11 PM

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Waiting for Boris to chime in...

Meat_Locker #3 Posted 06 September 2020 - 02:12 PM

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Now HE should definitely watch the entire series.


   

 

 

 


boris55555 #4 Posted 06 September 2020 - 03:20 PM

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I’m so excited. I’m going to ignore my wife and kids on vacation to watch this right now!

Atgm non los top down look around bar mechanic

 

“please commit die.”


boris55555 #5 Posted 06 September 2020 - 03:21 PM

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View PostWar_Vet_1, on 06 September 2020 - 09:11 AM, said:

Waiting for Boris to chime in...


sorry to keep you waiting. Leave ‘em wanting more dicker...


Atgm non los top down look around bar mechanic

 

“please commit die.”


boris55555 #6 Posted 06 September 2020 - 03:36 PM

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Is this chimey enough for ya? Awesome video. Great battles. I could taste the wrinkled grape. People sleep on the dickers speed too  

Atgm non los top down look around bar mechanic

 

“please commit die.”


RonaldusMaximus_ #7 Posted 06 September 2020 - 10:34 PM

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I really loved that match on Canal! I may have found a worthy Double Dicker to replace "The_Quitter55555" 

 


Meat_Locker #8 Posted 07 September 2020 - 05:18 PM

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View PostRonaldusMaximus_, on 07 September 2020 - 12:34 AM, said:

I really loved that match on Canal! I may have found a worthy Double Dicker to replace "The_Quitter55555" 

 

Any time that you wanna DP (Dicker Platoon), I'm yer Huckleberry!



   

 

 

 


shyw #9 Posted 07 September 2020 - 06:53 PM

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Enjoy reading comments from the Peanut Gallery......they have no clue.....!!!

Meat_Locker #10 Posted 08 September 2020 - 08:44 AM

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View Postshyw, on 07 September 2020 - 08:53 PM, said:

Enjoy reading comments from the Peanut Gallery......they have no clue.....!!!


That's the duty and purpose of the meatshield. 



   

 

 

 


ZebraUp #11 Posted 08 September 2020 - 01:22 PM

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lol at these comments... lol

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littlefinger101 #12 Posted 08 September 2020 - 03:37 PM

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I was pleasantly surprised at how good this tank was. 

It was the mobility that I was most surprised about. 

 

GG 



Meat_Locker #13 Posted 08 September 2020 - 08:27 PM

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Yup, mobility, alpha and a wee bit of armor. This is why I get on with the Dicker as opposed to the Nashorn. Plus, the Dicker is smaller. 

 

Thanks for feedback and loved your recent MT-25 Uber-Carry.



   

 

 

 


War_Vet_1 #14 Posted 08 September 2020 - 10:53 PM

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View Postboris55555, on 07 September 2020 - 01:21 AM, said:


sorry to keep you waiting. Leave ‘em wanting more dicker...

 

I meant the other Boris. You know "non-turreted TDs belong in a dumpster, preferably one that's on fire"!



Meat_Locker #15 Posted 09 September 2020 - 07:34 AM

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That’s whom I assumed you meant. I also assume that the power of the Dicker Maxtery has cowed him. 
 

Nonetheless, if we each say “Dangle yer Dicker” three times, it is rumored that he shall appear. 



   

 

 

 






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