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whatzup22 #1 Posted 20 September 2020 - 11:07 PM

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sup dudes.

wonder if ya guys have any stereotypes of different nation tanks, and hoping you can share it with me here. I have a few funny ones here

russians: flat bois

no depression, cuz they are HIGH on vodka loool

every russian engineer: a tank with no armor? wthis that stupid idea, i will just cram 240mm of turret armor on the T-62!!! 

americans:

massive turrets

nice american suspension

brown color for some reason

depression boi

superheavy TD? why not

turreted TD? why NOT

AC 4 SENTINEL WITH SPACED ARMOR?? wHy NOT (Sheridan)

ATGMs? of corse

a cupola with stronger armor that the hull? why not

a massive HE pennable place at the bacc? oke!

 



MarBearCat #2 Posted 20 September 2020 - 11:27 PM

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Huh?

 

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whatzup22 #3 Posted 20 September 2020 - 11:29 PM

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View PostMarBearCat, on 21 September 2020 - 07:27 AM, said:

Huh?

 

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oops. forgot im bad at english. again.

ok, so im asking for stereotypes of tanks from different nations, for example russians mostly have flat turrets and americans have unique suspension.



sillanos #4 Posted 21 September 2020 - 12:09 AM

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Germans aways make a TD or a SPG off every chassi. Jagpanter 1 and 2, ferdinand, jagtiger, jagpanzer e100

Amm0rat #5 Posted 21 September 2020 - 12:11 AM

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i enjoy seeing player stereotypes. 

 

a fool who doesn't pull their weight or plays poorly in a game thinks that matchmaking is rigged against them and they go to the forum to complain about matchmaking and blame the teams for their awful winrate. 



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War_Vet_1 #7 Posted 21 September 2020 - 01:21 AM

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Russian guns miss half their shots unless fully aimed for 90 seconds.

sillanos #8 Posted 21 September 2020 - 01:34 AM

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View PostWar_Vet_1, on 20 September 2020 - 10:21 PM, said:

Russian guns miss half their shots unless fully aimed for 90 seconds.

What about the t62a?



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View PostWar_Vet_1, on 21 September 2020 - 01:21 AM, said:

Russian guns miss half their shots unless fully aimed for 90 seconds.


I disagree I think they miss more when they are aimed to long, most of them time it is point and shoot, and I get all sorts of shots in- you have to be shooting without aiming to be successful

 

 

 

 


 

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View Postsillanos, on 20 September 2020 - 06:09 PM, said:

Germans aways make a TD or a SPG off every chassi. Jagpanter 1 and 2, ferdinand, jagtiger, jagpanzer e100


and the Russian's don't?


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sillanos #11 Posted 21 September 2020 - 03:29 AM

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View PostPlayer_5773117413, on 20 September 2020 - 11:54 PM, said:


and the Russian's don't?

German are supreme in this rule do you heard of the 1000 ton landship? Well that also was suppose to have a spg version



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It is said French tanks have the highest reverse speed...
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It’s more like Germans like flats on their turrets, Russian turrets are all curves, no flat areas. :harp:

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View Postsillanos, on 20 September 2020 - 09:29 PM, said:

German are supreme in this rule do you heard of the 1000 ton landship? Well that also was suppose to have a spg version


su85 = t34 chassis

su100 = t34 chassis

su100m1 = t34 chassis

su100y = t100 chassis (not in game)

su152 = kv-1s chassis

isu152 = is2 chassis

isu122 = is2 chassis

object 268 = is8 chassis

object 263 = is7 chassis

object 704 = mashup, mostly is3 parts

su101 = t44 chassis

su122-54 = t54 chassis

su122-44 = t44 chassis

 

seems to me the Russian's copied that German train of thought


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View Postsillanos, on 21 September 2020 - 11:34 AM, said:

What about the t62a?

 

My point was as a general rule, Russian guns are notorious for missing, even when you think you have it all lined up. And snap shotting? Good luck with that, although even a blind squirrel gets a nut once in awhile. That's not to say there are exceptions, but in general, WG should add this commander's comment when you miss:  "We missed 'em!"



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Sweden gun depression.

whatzup22 #17 Posted 21 September 2020 - 06:14 AM

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View PostCatFromMars11, on 21 September 2020 - 12:48 PM, said:

Sweden gun depression.

At sweden, depression doesnt exist, because of pewds, ikea, ikea meatballs and sabaton.

(i mean the swedish TDs)



whatzup22 #18 Posted 21 September 2020 - 06:17 AM

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View PostWar_Vet_1, on 21 September 2020 - 09:21 AM, said:

Russian guns miss half their shots unless fully aimed for 90 seconds.

KV-2 derp while on the move and the power of Stalin: watch me.

*loads HE with communist intent*

looks at bulldog

BOOM

*enemy armor is destroyed!*

 



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View PostPlayer_5773117413, on 21 September 2020 - 12:00 PM, said:


su85 = t34 chassis

su100 = t34 chassis

su100m1 = t34 chassis

su100y = t100 chassis (not in game)

su152 = kv-1s chassis

isu152 = is2 chassis

isu122 = is2 chassis

object 268 = is8 chassis

object 263 = is7 chassis

object 704 = mashup, mostly is3 parts

su101 = t44 chassis

su122-54 = t54 chassis

su122-44 = t44 chassis

 

seems to me the Russian's copied that German train of thought

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View PostWar_Vet_1, on 20 September 2020 - 05:21 PM, said:

Russian guns miss half their shots unless fully aimed for 90 seconds.


​90? ONLY 90? What trickery is this ? :teethhappy:






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