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MudkipAtWar #281 Posted 24 January 2019 - 10:23 PM

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View PostJaq___, on 24 January 2019 - 01:03 PM, said:

I hope this thread never dies. I can still remember when it was first posted, thinking it was a troll post and then realizing the guy was actually serious 

 

the only thread that should be necroed

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Befallen2 #282 Posted 25 January 2019 - 03:19 AM

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View Postaf24snipes, on 21 November 2015 - 06:27 PM, said:

This thread was so dead it had OMK's real name...

 

ROFLMAO

Godzillacus #283 Posted 25 January 2019 - 04:31 AM

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It really should be pinned at this point. Get rid of the steam refund one and pin this to the top!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kidthekid01 #284 Posted 26 January 2019 - 03:25 AM

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IDK, I've had luck with lead powder. It is tiny spheres, smaller than the fennel stem, and it is electrically conductive, so I have no problems with my screen.

boris55555 #285 Posted 29 January 2019 - 04:49 PM

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I’m going back to basics: baby powder. Sure it’s cancerous from all the arsenic Johnson and Johnson has been hiding in it but the nuns smell great now.
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Godzillacus #286 Posted 11 February 2019 - 12:00 AM

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Had my dog walk by nose slobber my screen, played through the game. At first was slimy and no control, after 15 seconds or so was great! Precise control and no problems. You should all start games with your dog slobbering the screen........

CA_vampire #287 Posted 11 February 2019 - 04:44 AM

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View PostGodzillacus, on 10 February 2019 - 05:00 PM, said:

Had my dog walk by nose slobber my screen, played through the game. At first was slimy and no control, after 15 seconds or so was great! Precise control and no problems. You should all start games with your dog slobbering the screen........

 

Did it also reduce your ping? I have problems with my ping lately... 

boris55555 #288 Posted 11 February 2019 - 05:22 AM

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View PostCA_vampire, on 10 February 2019 - 11:44 PM, said:

 

Did it also reduce your ping? I have problems with my ping lately... 

I battle with a coat hanger clenched in my teeth....seems to help.


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CA_vampire #289 Posted 11 February 2019 - 05:33 AM

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View Postboris55555, on 10 February 2019 - 10:22 PM, said:

I battle with a coat hanger clenched in my teeth....seems to help.

 

Hmmmm ... you are right, reducing electromagnetic interference is a good idea. 

Godzillacus #290 Posted 11 February 2019 - 03:27 PM

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View PostCA_vampire, on 11 February 2019 - 04:44 AM, said:

 

Did it also reduce your ping? I have problems with my ping lately... 

 

No help with ping but can't have everything. Currently looking for a St. Bernard to see if it performs better........

_Cletus #291 Posted 11 February 2019 - 03:35 PM

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View PostGodzillacus, on 10 February 2019 - 06:00 PM, said:

Had my dog walk by nose slobber my screen, played through the game. At first was slimy and no control, after 15 seconds or so was great! Precise control and no problems. You should all start games with your dog slobbering the screen........

 

Baby slobber is working better for me.  There's more milk in baby slobber than in dog slobber, but my dog slobber usually tends to include pieces and the smell of dead things they find in my woods. 

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MudkipAtWar #292 Posted 11 February 2019 - 04:51 PM

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View Post_Cletus, on 11 February 2019 - 11:35 AM, said:

 

Baby slobber is working better for me.  There's more milk in baby slobber than in dog slobber, but my dog slobber usually tends to include pieces and the smell of dead things they find in my woods. 

 

Ive generally found spraying my screen with windex to attract a licker to clean my screen while lubricating it is an effective tactic.

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_Cletus #293 Posted 11 February 2019 - 04:56 PM

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View PostMudkipAtWar, on 11 February 2019 - 10:51 AM, said:

 

Ive generally found spraying my screen with windex to attract a licker to clean my screen while lubricating it is an effective tactic.

 

Ha!  +1

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TO_Dominator #295 Posted 11 February 2019 - 05:30 PM

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View PostBefallen2, on 25 January 2019 - 03:19 AM, said:

 

ROFLMAO

 

What is OMK's real name?

"Blitz" can't exist within a world of TDs.

_Cletus #296 Posted 11 February 2019 - 05:32 PM

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View PostTO_Dominator, on 11 February 2019 - 11:30 AM, said:

 

What is OMK's real name?

 

Justin Beiber

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Directionally_Correct #297 Posted 11 February 2019 - 05:40 PM

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View Post_Cletus, on 11 February 2019 - 12:32 PM, said:

 

Justin Beiber

 

Mic drop

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FlammeumDraco333 #298 Posted 02 April 2019 - 11:44 PM

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I first saw this thread a couple years ago, and when I started using clean, dried, fennel stem powder, my winrate sky-rocketed from below 50% to over 60%.

 

Unfortunately, the recent embargo of clean, dried, fennel stem powder from China has stopped this improvement. I tried growing my own, but the ATF raided my farm and confiscated all my powder. I suspect WG may be behind this, but I can't prove it. Recently I've been experimenting with other concoctions which might have some success. Despite my limited resources (Ohio is basically a third world country), I have discovered a concoction of high fructose corn syrup, corn starch, and heroin (corn and heroin are the only resources available in Ohio) provides just the lubrication needed. It's not as good as clean, dried, fennel stem powder, but it is effective.


View PostSystemrename, on 03 February 2015 - 04:06 PM, said:

Whatever, since people seem content with the plain oleophobic coating and dragging their meaty, calloused workman's thumbs around like proto-lizards sliding up out of the primordial ooze onto dry land, it's just more for me.  I'm happy to float on fiber and run circles around you filthy casuals. Eat my dust, snail thumbs.

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Player_5773117413 #299 Posted 03 April 2019 - 01:57 AM

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View PostTO_Dominator, on 11 February 2019 - 11:30 AM, said:

 

What is OMK's real name?

 

Overhauled Mellow Koalabear 


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_Cletus #300 Posted 30 May 2019 - 02:05 PM

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I have an important point to make in regards to this topic.  This point is not only topical but is a revelation, a revolution in screen dusting.

 

I'll get back to you later on it.

 

Spoiler

 


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