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Does anyone know of a better screen dust than dried fennel stem?


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RonaldusMaximus_ #321 Posted 23 August 2019 - 07:31 PM

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Graphite lube... It turns your fingers black and you leave fingerprints everywhere, but it works.

_Cletus, on 02 July 2019 - 01:55 PM, said:

 

Step 1:  Don't open your mouth in an alley.


_pixel_combatant_ #322 Posted 01 September 2019 - 10:26 AM

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View PostSystemrename, on 03 February 2015 - 07:44 PM, said:

I used to be a greaser, using coconut oil or olive oil on my thumbs to prevent screen stick and reduce friction on the glass.  Once I discovered the usefulness of powder, I went straight over to dusting.

 

Is anything slicker though?

One can become too slick. You're jonesing for licking honey off the knifes edge, man.

 

That’s what a friend told me anyway.

 

I dont use. 



ZebraUp #323 Posted 01 September 2019 - 11:49 AM

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Pixie dust..   it's magical!

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RonaldusMaximus_ #324 Posted 01 September 2019 - 02:37 PM

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Why won't you just let this thread die? Have you no mercy? 

_Cletus, on 02 July 2019 - 01:55 PM, said:

 

Step 1:  Don't open your mouth in an alley.


viper9191 #325 Posted 01 September 2019 - 09:49 PM

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View Postmmohaupt, on 08 February 2015 - 03:37 PM, said:

So when I first started I found Vasaline and though "WOW this is great!" Then realized it was hard to clean off. Soon I moved to baby oil and thought that was the only way to go. After a while my baby oil supply ran out so I went to the best most readily availabile lubricant I could find... Spit. It's cheap and always around. Cleans up nice and I don't have an oil slick on my hands afterward. Seems to work for me. 

 

Wait... What are we talking about?:trollface:

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This whole thread is just full of laughs and what the frick is going on.

 

 


Edited by viper9191, 01 September 2019 - 09:51 PM.


_pixel_combatant_ #326 Posted 01 September 2019 - 09:58 PM

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View Postviper9191, on 01 September 2019 - 09:49 PM, said:

 

This whole thread is just full of laughs and what the frick is going on.

 

 


Beware Overslicking.



EL_Din_46 #327 Posted 01 September 2019 - 10:02 PM

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 Since I live within an hours drive of WG HQ, I have found a source who slips me some of the good stuff. It’s made out of the macerated and dried essence of those who have rage quit and uninstalled Blitz. He won’t disclose how it is made but he did mention black candles, pentagrams and the full moon.

 

If you are ever in the San Francisco Bay Area you may be offered a supposedly similar product from EA, but don’t be taken in by what you hear. Back in the beginning I could visit their offices, sit down with their engineers and discuss the bugs I had found. I saw for myself the high quality of their source material and the exacting standards used in the production of a superior product. Today there is no way they could produce that product in the volume they say they manage. There simply are not that many virgins left in the SF Bay Area.

 

(Originally posted in Boris’ Den)


 

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boris55555 #328 Posted 01 September 2019 - 11:47 PM

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View PostEL_Din_46, on 01 September 2019 - 05:02 PM, said:

 

 Since I live within an hours drive of WG HQ, I have found a source who slips me some of the good stuff. It’s made out of the macerated and dried essence of those who have rage quit and uninstalled Blitz. He won’t disclose how it is made but he did mention black candles, pentagrams and the full moon.

 

If you are ever in the San Francisco Bay Area you may be offered a supposedly similar product from EA, but don’t be taken in by what you hear. Back in the beginning I could visit their offices, sit down with their engineers and discuss the bugs I had found. I saw for myself the high quality of their source material and the exacting standards used in the production of a superior product. Today there is no way they could produce that product in the volume they say they manage. There simply are not that many virgins left in the SF Bay Area.

 

(Originally posted in Boris’ Den)


not that it matters a bit but this has been Boris approved and appreciated. Just another example of the fine material to be had in the den that’s populated by real op poetry tankers 


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