

Does anyone know of a better screen dust than dried fennel stem?
#41 Posted 03 February 2015 - 10:21 PM
#42 Posted 03 February 2015 - 10:22 PM
Systemrename, on 03 February 2015 - 10:06 PM, said:
A good abrasive, yeah. Plain wheat flour is a better choice and should suffice for most extreme speed players. Dried, pulverized fennel stem's qualities as a super soft dry lubricant of fingers on glass is legendary. Under a microscope, you can see that the fibers of the plant are basically shattered into fragments not much longer than they are wide.
Whatever, since people seem content with the plain oleophobic coating and dragging their meaty, calloused workman's thumbs around like proto-lizards sliding up out of the primordial ooze onto dry land, it's just more for me. I'm happy to float on fiber and run circles around you filthy casuals.
Eat my dust, snail thumbs.
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#43 Posted 03 February 2015 - 10:22 PM
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#44 Posted 03 February 2015 - 10:25 PM
It's a quest for a rare and mythical root that imbues the user with powerful attributes. Namely, +2 to stamina and +4 to dexterity.
Come on, Cap. :0)
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#45 Posted 03 February 2015 - 10:26 PM


#46 Posted 03 February 2015 - 10:51 PM
Systemrename, on 03 February 2015 - 05:06 PM, said:
I'm happy to float on fiber and run circles around you filthy casuals.
Good luck with that. After 7k battles with dead average, casual-candy-crush-player stats, you must be using some kind of powder if you think you're going to run circles around the people here when you get your magic beans or whatever.
Pro tip: You're pressing too hard, both figuratively and literally. You're a suicider in game and a heavy thumb on your device.
#47 Posted 04 February 2015 - 12:25 AM
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#48 Posted 04 February 2015 - 12:33 AM
Systemrename, on 04 February 2015 - 08:06 AM, said:
I'm happy to float on fiber and run circles around you filthy casuals.
Eat my dust, snail thumbs.
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#51 Posted 08 February 2015 - 12:57 PM
#52 Posted 08 February 2015 - 01:34 PM
#53 Posted 08 February 2015 - 03:28 PM
Try WD 40, it frees up things that stick.

#54 Posted 08 February 2015 - 03:37 PM
So when I first started I found Vasaline and though "WOW this is great!" Then realized it was hard to clean off. Soon I moved to baby oil and thought that was the only way to go. After a while my baby oil supply ran out so I went to the best most readily availabile lubricant I could find... Spit. It's cheap and always around. Cleans up nice and I don't have an oil slick on my hands afterward. Seems to work for me.
Wait... What are we talking about?
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#55 Posted 08 February 2015 - 03:59 PM
mmohaupt, on 08 February 2015 - 08:37 AM, said:
So when I first started I found Vasaline and though "WOW this is great!" Then realized it was hard to clean off. Soon I moved to baby oil and thought that was the only way to go. After a while my baby oil supply ran out so I went to the best most readily availabile lubricant I could find... Spit. It's cheap and always around. Cleans up nice and I don't have an oil slick on my hands afterward. Seems to work for me.
Wait... What are we talking about?
~m
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#57 Posted 08 February 2015 - 04:40 PM
mmohaupt, on 08 February 2015 - 09:37 AM, said:
So when I first started I found Vasaline and though "WOW this is great!" Then realized it was hard to clean off. Soon I moved to baby oil and thought that was the only way to go. After a while my baby oil supply ran out so I went to the best most readily availabile lubricant I could find... Spit. It's cheap and always around. Cleans up nice and I don't have an oil slick on my hands afterward. Seems to work for me.
Wait... What are we talking about?
~m
Lol!!

#58 Posted 08 February 2015 - 04:50 PM
#59 Posted 08 February 2015 - 05:15 PM
http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B005MR3IVO/ref=s9_zwish_hm_bjG2X_g121_i4
Maybe we all need to step up our game and get this. I mean who doesn't need 55 gallons of personal lubricant?
#60 Posted 08 February 2015 - 05:27 PM
The sad thing is while the responses are hilariously funny , this poor mook is serious. If you sit around in a humidity controlled environment searching for ways to reduce friction on your iPad screen you have real issues.
In any event try this for the best and cheapest lubricant. 8====✊===D
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