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AWACS Tank Songs: MAUS! (LADY GAGA APPLAUSE PARODY)
Sung to the tune of Lady Gaga's Applause.
Maus
Verse 1:
Remember when I used to, be the top three tens?
The T30, and ME and that IS Seven?
But than the T30 left, and the new tier 10's came.
Tank Destroyers, Mediums, and even new Heavies!
Chorus:
I am the MAUS MAUS MAUS,
I am MAUS THE BAUS
I was the king of Armoured Beasts
and the PRIDE
OF GERMANY!
I am the Maus no not that rodent,
I am the ultimate shield, a true fortress!
Your shells, I eat them, for my breakfast!
So ricochet to my awe-some-ness!
Baby, I'll cr-ush you, with my mass
Your puny tanks can all kiss my hard a ss
I am the heaviest punk a-round
So fire off those prem rounds!
Verse 2:
My armour used to be invince-able.
No one could penetrate me from the front or backside
Maybe that is not true, but I'm still better than you,
How many hitpoints you got? I have 2.5k.
Chorus:
I was pushed from my spot on top,
I used to be strong but now I hide behind rocks it sucks
I was the king of Armoured Beasts
and the PRIDE
OF GERMANY!
I am the Maus (no not that rodent,)
I am the ultimate shield, (a true fortress!)
Your shells, I eat them, (for my breakfast!)
So ricochet to my (awe-some-ness!)
Baby, I'll cr-ush you, with my mass
Your puny tanks can all kiss my hard a ss
I am the heaviest punk a-round
So fire off those prem rounds!
[Bridge:]
Yes I'm growing!
I'm evolving,
Into something bigger,
Into something meanier,
I'm now the Landkreuzer Ratte!
Suddenly.... a wild T-62A appears!
Sung to the tune of Madonna's Die another day.
T-62A:
I'm going to slap you silly,
I'm going to kiss your flat sides,
I'm gonna pierce, your thick hide,
I'm gonna kill you right this time.
Chorus:
Just Die, Today-ay
Just Die, Today-ay
Just Die, Today-ay
Just Die, Today-ay
I'm gonna kill, you today,
I'm gonna kill, you today,
I'm gonna kill, you today,
I'm gonna kill, you today,
The Maus is now at the Mercy of the T-62A!
Maus:
Ferdinand Porshe!
Save me!
Save me!
Save me!
Porshe:
No!
T-62A:
I'm gonna dodge, your fire,
I'm gonna watch, you suffer
I'm gonna circle, around you,
I'm gonna kill you right this time.
I think you'll die to-day-ay,
I think it's time you go,
Your slow and fat and ugly,
Your not needed anymore,
I think you'll die to-day-ay,
No one plays you, just leave.
Your slow and fat and ugly,
My god your an eyesore!
I'm gonna avoid your puny gun
I'm gonna avoid that slow ram,
I'm gonna delay your growth,
And deplete your health to zero!
Maus:
No! no no not today!
No! no no not today!
No! no no not today!
No! no no not today!
T-62A:
Ha ha, it's already too late!
Your low on health what a shame,
I guess your time has come now Maus!
Any last words before you go?
Maus:
Yes actually I do.
CUH-CHUNK!
A single shot hits the T-62A in the side detonating his ammunition and killing him.
In game announcer:
Enemy Armour is destroyed!
Maus:
Thanks Jagpanzer E100!
Jagpanzer E100:
Oh Believe me. the pleasure was all mine!
The End
