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[APaperTiger]

Okay, so Update 1.11 is imminent. The KV-2 derptrocity will soon be upon us. So, as you look at yourself in the mirror—on in the darkened screen of your battery-depleted phone—ask yourself this question:

 

"Can I honestly say I have done everything possible to stat pad in my TOG II*?"

 

I haven't. I'm looking to change that. I've got a 53% WR in my TOG, and I want to get it to 55% before the update gets here. If you've got a TOG, please find me in-game or leave me a note here. I will also consider platooning with Churchill VII players in the famed "TOG me to Church" combo.

 

Spoiler

 

[hughjass07]

HAHAHA!  "Tog Me to Church"

[hughjass07]

While driving to the timeless war-time hit by Cyndi Lauper... Girls Just Want to Have TOG

[scout_233]

Thought I would platoon with you thinking my tog would need the help, so I checked my tog's stats and it turns out I could help you. It's win rate is 61.82.

[APaperTiger]

scout_233, on 08 July 2015 - 11:14 AM, said:

Thought I would platoon with you thinking my tog would need the help, so I checked my tog's stats and it turns out I could help you. It's win rate is 61.82.

 

APaperTiger, on 08 July 2015 - 10:37 AM, said:

I've got a 53% WR in my TOG, and I want to get it to 55% before the update gets here.

 

Find me in game if you're interested thanks.

[tlouie]

My TOG WR is abysmal, but I wanted to show my support for fellow TOG drivers.

P.S. don't forget that during your off hours, you can make some spare cash by picking up passengers in your TOG. Tell them it's a stretch limo.
 

[APaperTiger]

I've won the last 9 consecutive games, although my damage output has been quite low and it may be a fluke (nine games though?) Find me in-game!

 

tlouie, on 08 July 2015 - 12:23 PM, said:

My TOG WR is abysmal, but I wanted to show my support for fellow TOG drivers.

P.S. don't forget that during your off hours, you can make some spare cash by picking up passengers in your TOG. Tell them it's a stretch limo.
 

 

If you think your  win rate is low now, just wait until there's a Tier VI heavy that can one-shot a TOG. That's why I'm hoarding wins this week!

[tlouie]

APaperTiger, on 08 July 2015 - 07:43 PM, said:

I've won the last 9 consecutive games, although my damage output has been quite low and it may be a fluke (nine games though?) Find me in-game!

 

 

If you think your  win rate is low now, just wait until there's a Tier VI heavy that can one-shot a TOG. That's why I'm hoarding wins this week!

 

Maybe they plan to buff the TOG to compensate.....

[APaperTiger]

It definitely could use a buff. 1450 hit points is very underpowered And the gun is so slow and inaccurate!

[scout_233]

APaperTiger, on 09 July 2015 - 12:51 AM, said:

It definitely could use a buff. 1450 hit points is very underpowered And the gun is so slow and inaccurate!

 

I'll add you. The tog has 1500 actually, and they nerfd the gun from I think  12.something to 10.something. It really needs a buff or mm to prevent it from seeing the kv-2. But the the kv-2 can one shot any other tank but the exception is the tog relies on it's gun and hp pool only. Now if you come upon a reloading kv-2 you'll win. It seems to be somewhat balanced but, not really at the same time.     

[veetoh]

I've got a 71.49% wr in mine, with 228 battles played. It's currently sitting in my garage collecting dust. I've been downgraded from 5th best tog player to 7th :/

hmu if you wanna toon

[APaperTiger]

Update: Tonight, for 90 glorious moments, I was the best TOG player in the universe. I won 15 straight. When I realized I had also won 8 consecutive "still alive" battles, I got nervous and pretty much spammed my whole friends list looking for platoon mates. I was going to get the Survivor's Medal!!

 

Battle 9: I'm in a TOGtoon with a random player from chat. And GenericMIKE is here on the red team! I tell everyone

"KILL RED T3485 HE'S GOO"

(Which they correctly interpreted as "he's good." Sorry, GenericMIKE. Looks from the scores as though you had a rough game. Meanwhile, I had a delightful game. I squared off against a Black Prince and an SU-100…who were both shooting nothing but HE. The Black Prince fired 14 shots at my face. Hit me with all 14 shots. Did 232 damage to me. The SU-100 did a little better, but not much. I survived and won, and it was almost mine! I was one game away from the Survivor's Medal!

 

You know how this ends, right? Right. I am no longer the best TOG player in the universe. I died in a hard-fought 5-7 loss on Dead Rail. And lost the next two games. Random chat pickup platoon dumped me. When you're hot, you're hot. When you're not, you're just a 50-foot long tank with disappointing side armor.

 

But I'll be back at it tomorrow, and I'll be hitting all of you up for platoon requests!

 

[APaperTiger]

Update: 55% WR now in TOG. Thank you all!

 

Also, "TOG me to Church" is the best platoon combo I've seen at Tier VI. The TOG can go hull-down behind the fenders of the Churchill VII. That means the 76mm side armor of the TOG is hidden, and the front turret armor of the TOG is a respectable 100mm, same as the front hull of the VK36.01h. The turret traverse of the TOG is decent enough to stop most CoD attacks from mediums, and the  TOG has gun depression/elevation to make shots the Churchill VII can't. A "TOG me to Church" platoon moves slowly, packs an utterly withering DPM that holds up over long ranges, and has 2600 hit points. We went against a platoon of Tier VII KV-3's last night in Middleburg, and we dismantled them.

[APaperTiger]

On right now, 6:50PM California Time. Find me for TOGtoon!