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MSixteen #1 Posted 16 July 2015 - 07:35 PM

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In light of some recent threads about game advice, why not start a thread about advice you've heard in the real world?

 

The advice can be funny, sincere, ridiculous or worth while. Post your best little bits of wisdom here, and I'll put the best ones in to the OP, and feature some in my videos.

 

•Don't cook bacon naked ~ MSixteen

•Don't take a sleeping pill and a laxative at the same time ~ MSixteen

•If you're at a bar/party and he or she doesn't look good by midnight, just go home ~ MSixteen

•Always wear your seat belt ~ MSixteen

•Don't swim in shark infested waters ~ schematic

•Give everything you do your best ~ 1991Slyclone

•Never trust a fart ~ Slab412

•Nothing good ever happens after 2am ~ RedBarchetta3

•Check the air pressure in your spare tire at least once a year ~ RedBarchetta3

•Never ask a woman if she is pregnant ~ RedBarchetta3

•Always remember that you're beautiful compared to a fish, because life is all about perspective ~ Powman5703

•Running from your problems won't make you skinny ~ Powman5703

•You miss all the shots you don't take ~ MSixteen

•Talk is cheap ~ RedBarchetta3

•Never get in to fights involving politics (or religion) ~ TheMasterTanker1

•Never play cards with a guy named after a city ~ Armour77

•Pretend to be brave even when you're not, because no one can tell the difference ~ Minecraftexpert_25

•Call your mother ~ Minecraftexpert_25

•Better to be thought a fool and say nothing, than to open ones mouth and remove all doubt ~ OrigamiUnicorn

•Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level, and beat you with experience ~ __Nolton__

•Don't open too many credit cards at once ~ Jimerian

•Don't put your dreams on hold ~ WhiskeyCyclone

•Don't settle for good enough ~ WhiskeyCyclone

•Never miss a good chance to shut up ~ xjs

•Don't fart in the tank ~ Schematic

•Righty tighty Lefty loosy applies to nuts, bolts, screws and Co-eds ~ Ammo_Delivery


Edited by MSixteen, 21 July 2015 - 09:47 PM.

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Viper8757NC #2 Posted 16 July 2015 - 07:38 PM

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Pheldagriff #3 Posted 16 July 2015 - 07:40 PM

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To do list:

 

1. Get up.

2. Survive

3. Get back in bed.


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schematic #4 Posted 16 July 2015 - 07:41 PM

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Don't swim in shark infested waters.


DoubleorNothing #5 Posted 16 July 2015 - 07:42 PM

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someguyfromPitt #6 Posted 16 July 2015 - 07:42 PM

    Jeez Louise that one bounced

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Drinking is never the answer.

 

unless the question is, "what are you doing this weekend?"

 

 

 

 

 


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1991Syclone #7 Posted 16 July 2015 - 07:42 PM

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MowHawk_Warbird #8 Posted 16 July 2015 - 07:44 PM

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Slab412 #9 Posted 16 July 2015 - 07:45 PM

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Never trust a fart.

 



RedBarchetta3 #10 Posted 16 July 2015 - 07:47 PM

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Nothing good ever happens after 2am.

Never get caught with your pants down.

Check your spare tire's air pressure at least once a year.

Never ask a woman if she is pregnant.

 

 


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LE_gend_VI #11 Posted 16 July 2015 - 07:53 PM

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Bullets are like candy in the school yard! Make sure you bring enough for everybody! 

 

Idk who said it first but my first sergeant loved the quote!


 


ubummaccaru123 #12 Posted 16 July 2015 - 07:56 PM

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MSixteen #13 Posted 16 July 2015 - 07:57 PM

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View PostLE_gend_VI, on 16 July 2015 - 01:53 PM, said:

Bullets are like candy in the school yard! Make sure you bring enough for everybody! 

 

Idk who said it first but my first sergeant loved the quote!

 

that's both terrible, and funny!

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RedBarchetta3 #14 Posted 16 July 2015 - 07:58 PM

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Talk is cheap

I strip away the old debris that hides a shining car, a brilliant red barchetta from a better vanished time

My not so helpful WOTB videos are on YouTube

The problem will solve itself with time.

 


BlazeRPG #15 Posted 16 July 2015 - 08:01 PM

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Powman5703 #16 Posted 16 July 2015 - 08:03 PM

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Always remember that you are beautiful, compared to a fish, because life is all about perspective. 

Don't be afraid to make mistakes,they will only stay with you for the rest of your life.

Running from your problems won't make you skinny.

You can never fail, if you never try.

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ThemasterTanker1 #17 Posted 16 July 2015 - 08:05 PM

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Never get into fights involving politics.

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1Joetom #18 Posted 16 July 2015 - 08:06 PM

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Violence is never the answer, unless the question is "What is never the answer?"

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jensen215_ #19 Posted 16 July 2015 - 08:08 PM

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Follow before you lead, lead those to follow

 

That and on the internet you have a chance to reinvent yourself, why would you chose to be an a-hole versus make someones day?

 

And my favorite, knowledge is power


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Armour77 #20 Posted 16 July 2015 - 08:11 PM

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