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VoightKampff #41 Posted 16 July 2015 - 09:28 PM

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Better to be thought a fool and say nothing, than open ones mouth and remove all doubt. 

Describe in single words only the good things that come into your mind about...your mother.


DoubleorNothing #42 Posted 16 July 2015 - 09:32 PM

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Never say never.

Whoops, I just said never 2 times.

No wait, I said never 3 times! 

Nevermind.

Ughhh!


Edited by DoubleorNothing, 16 July 2015 - 09:32 PM.


Pheldagriff #43 Posted 17 July 2015 - 04:13 AM

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View PostOrigamiUnicorn, on 16 July 2015 - 09:28 PM, said:

Better to be thought a fool and say nothing than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt. 

The irony ;D


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HESHSlingingSplasher #44 Posted 17 July 2015 - 04:03 PM

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Read the expiration date first.

Keep the milk in the fridge.

Check the mailbox.

Don't open too many credit cards at once.

Look up terms and words in the Urban Dictionary before making a reply.



MSixteen #45 Posted 18 July 2015 - 03:25 AM

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Keep 'em comin, guys 

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TexaninSteelTown #46 Posted 18 July 2015 - 04:41 AM

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Piss people off on the internet and ignore their counterattacks!

 


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TexaninSteelTown #47 Posted 18 July 2015 - 04:42 AM

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Always strive to be good if not then strive to be a troll!

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Ookla_the_Mok #48 Posted 18 July 2015 - 03:09 PM

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My grandfather had a small wooden sign hanging in his shop/garage:

 

"If at first you don't succeed, give up. No sense making a damned fool out of yourself."


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WhiskeyCyclone #49 Posted 18 July 2015 - 03:29 PM

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View PostRedBarchetta3, on 16 July 2015 - 02:47 PM, said:

Nothing good ever happens after 2am.

Never get caught with your pants down.

Check your spare tire's air pressure at least once a year.

Never ask a woman if she is pregnant.

 

 

The party doesn't really start until 2 AM. I thought this was common knowledge. 

My life advice: don't put your dreams on hold. Ride a bike. Don't settle for good enough. Don't believe in miracles. Never trust a coward.  Don't throw a brick at someone's face, they will only get more angry. 


                                        

                                                                                                                          Keep it old school. 


MSixteen #50 Posted 18 July 2015 - 05:51 PM

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Anybody else have any good ones?

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"If you can't figure out how to win in tier 8 against a tier 10, you're not going to be winning in tier 10" ~ PC9684

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WhiskeyCyclone #51 Posted 18 July 2015 - 05:54 PM

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View PostOrigamiUnicorn, on 16 July 2015 - 04:28 PM, said:

Better to be thought a fool and say nothing, than open ones mouth and remove all doubt. 

 

^ Abraham Lincoln.

                                        

                                                                                                                          Keep it old school. 


Pitorkas #52 Posted 18 July 2015 - 05:58 PM

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schematic #53 Posted 19 July 2015 - 12:01 AM

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Don't fart in the tank.


Ammo #54 Posted 19 July 2015 - 12:46 AM

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RagingTonsOfFury #55 Posted 19 July 2015 - 06:59 PM

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Expect the negative side always because it mostly turns out to be negative but if you are optimistic you will get hurt alot.

Minecraftexpert_25 #56 Posted 20 July 2015 - 12:07 AM

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View PostMSixteen, on 18 July 2015 - 05:51 PM, said:

Anybody else have any good ones?

 

I have a book with 512 life tips. If you want I could list all of them.

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MSixteen #57 Posted 20 July 2015 - 12:50 AM

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View PostMinecraftexpert_25, on 19 July 2015 - 06:07 PM, said:

 

I have a book with 512 life tips. If you want I could list all of them.

 

bet you won't do it 

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Minecraftexpert_25 #58 Posted 20 July 2015 - 01:15 AM

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View PostMSixteen, on 20 July 2015 - 12:50 AM, said:

 

bet you won't do it 

 

You're probably right.

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MSixteen #59 Posted 21 July 2015 - 08:13 AM

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View PostMinecraftexpert_25, on 19 July 2015 - 07:15 PM, said:

 

You're probably right.

 

i'll give you a tiny kit if you do

"I'm not a sore loser, l just prefer to win and when I don't I get furious." ~ Ron Swanson

"If you can't figure out how to win in tier 8 against a tier 10, you're not going to be winning in tier 10" ~ PC9684

 Click here for The Art of Blitz Click here for my YouTube channel!

May my M60 and BOUGHT IS-6 Fearless forever give me bountiful harvests of whiners' salt


CrimsonMG #60 Posted 21 July 2015 - 10:50 AM

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They can't say no to you if they're dead. Wait...dafuq...




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