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Started by holasoyrobiin, Jul 19 2015 08:02 AM

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holasoyrobiin #1 Posted 19 July 2015 - 08:02 AM

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Bueno para revivir este foro, pues quería hacer este hilo con el fin de dejar algún chiste!

 

Sólo valen los que no sean obsenos!!!!!!

 

Cuento con ustedes :3


 

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Dany_901 #2 Posted 21 July 2015 - 03:27 AM

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Me se un chiste sobre Tog's... pero es muy largo.  :D

aaaaalex0180 #3 Posted 21 July 2015 - 10:06 PM

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Ciertamente está tranquilo el foro, brow!

Y como no se chistes, dejaré esto aquí xD


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ElPozoleOlmeca #4 Posted 22 July 2015 - 06:37 PM

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View Postholasoyrobiin, on 19 July 2015 - 12:02 AM, said:

Bueno para revivir este foro, pues quería hacer este hilo con el fin de dejar algún chiste!

 

Sólo valen los que no sean obsenos!!!!!!

 

Cuento con ustedes :3

 

Hay planes para organizar y mantener más actividad en este foro. 

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andyllinger #5 Posted 22 July 2015 - 06:45 PM

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Se hace dificil cuando la mayoria de hispanohablantes preferimos participar en inglés.

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Chipthed0g #6 Posted 22 July 2015 - 07:04 PM

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soldado: capitan el enemigo se acerca....

Capitan: cuantos son?

Soldado: 5001

Capitan: 5001? Como sabe soldado?

Soldado: porque viene uno adelanteny como cinco mil detras!


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3.8 is BOHICA.  Spare parts/equipment ripoff victim. Honor system resistance member. 

Libereco #7 Posted 23 July 2015 - 01:45 AM

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View PostChipthed0g, on 22 July 2015 - 04:04 PM, said:

soldado: capitan el enemigo se acerca....

Capitan: cuantos son?

Soldado: 5001

Capitan: 5001? Como sabe soldado?

Soldado: porque viene uno adelanteny como cinco mil detras!

Ja.


_DeltaHeavy_ #8 Posted 23 July 2015 - 02:11 AM

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¡¡¡¡ AAAAAATENCIÓNN !!!! ¡¡¡ARMAS AL HOMBRO !!!
......¡¡¡NO, HOMBRE, NO, EL DEL TANQUE NO!!!

Chipthed0g #9 Posted 23 July 2015 - 02:15 AM

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Viejita de 90: vengo a la visita conyugal

Carcelero: usted senora? Pero con quien?

Viejita de 90: Con el que sea, no me importa!


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3.8 is BOHICA.  Spare parts/equipment ripoff victim. Honor system resistance member. 

Chipthed0g #10 Posted 25 July 2015 - 05:51 PM

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A la hora de la siesta, dos compadres tiene el siguiente dialogo:

 

Arnulfo: "hey Ausencio, tenes al antidoto pal piquete de alacran?"

Ausencio: "que, te pico uno?

Arnulfo: " no, pero hay viene...."


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3.8 is BOHICA.  Spare parts/equipment ripoff victim. Honor system resistance member. 

Chipthed0g #11 Posted 25 July 2015 - 05:57 PM

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Toque de Diana en el cuartel; el Capitan arenga a su soldados:

 

Capitan: "soldados, anoche se escuchaba un tumulto y entre murmullo escuche algunos que se estaban pasando la cantimplora, es esto cierto?"

Soldados: "asi es Mi Capitan!"

Capitan: "como no me dejaron dormir, habra arrestos, uuunnnn paso al frente los que se pasaron la cantimplora.....yaaaaaa!"

 

Y en eso, todos los soldados dan un paso al frente menos uno....

 

Capitan: "y usted que? Porque no dio un paso al frente?"

Soldado: "ay my capi, yo soy la cantimplora"


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3.8 is BOHICA.  Spare parts/equipment ripoff victim. Honor system resistance member. 

Chipthed0g #12 Posted 25 July 2015 - 06:03 PM

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Alla cerca de la nopalera....

 

Chon: "quiubo Chano"

Chano: "quiubo Chon, ya me dijeron que tu perro es re-gueno pa' jugar baraja"

Chon: "nombre si es re-teguey el menso"

Chano: "pero porque dices que es re-teguey?"

Chon: "pus porque el guey cuando tiene guena la mano menea la cola el guey..."


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3.8 is BOHICA.  Spare parts/equipment ripoff victim. Honor system resistance member. 

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