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Paukenwirbel #21 Posted 23 July 2015 - 02:14 PM

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View PostSquib919, on 23 July 2015 - 09:06 AM, said:

 

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RedBarchetta3 #22 Posted 23 July 2015 - 02:21 PM

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Strategic brilliance at it's finest, extreme T95 pushing 

 

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Ookla_the_Mok #23 Posted 23 July 2015 - 02:25 PM

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View PostSquib919, on 23 July 2015 - 08:08 AM, said:

Best part about this one is the Super Persh and IS-6 stopping to take it in while the 44 is sandwiched. Glorious after the fact, frustrating in battle.


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Paukenwirbel #25 Posted 23 July 2015 - 02:59 PM

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On the pushing theme....  And to answer the pressing question: no, even working together, they couldn't get it up....  ;)

 

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View PostRedBarchetta3, on 21 July 2015 - 12:58 PM, said:

These guys actually won the game for us, after they came down. 

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Squib919 #27 Posted 23 July 2015 - 03:20 PM

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View PostOokla_the_Mok, on 23 July 2015 - 09:25 AM, said:

Best part about this one is the Super Persh and IS-6 stopping to take it in while the 44 is sandwiched. Glorious after the fact, frustrating in battle.

 

I couldn't help myself. I considered it a victory that I didn't take 10 seconds to express my opinions about their intelligence. 



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As a 95 driver I am amazed at the number of people who do not understand that pushing on level ground has minimal effect, adds only 1 kph, not near enough to justify taking your gun out of battle that long. On a hill, OK, I see a noticable increase.

WriterDude #29 Posted 23 July 2015 - 09:22 PM

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How about this one? Right at the start on Port Bay... This poor T-54 got in a little too deep. Although I think I took this because the 140 driver was beat up so badly, because of the tilted tank, and because of the rendering bug. Unless that 140 is driven by Pen and Teller...  :-)

 

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View PostRedBarchetta3, on 23 July 2015 - 07:21 AM, said:

Strategic brilliance at it's finest, extreme T95 pushing 

 

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I'm still chuckling. Classic facepalm expression on that Patton. :facepalm:


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APaperTiger #31 Posted 24 July 2015 - 02:00 AM

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View PostSquib919, on 23 July 2015 - 06:08 AM, said:

 

I'm all outta +1, but I have to say the look on your tank's face is priceless.

(I know your tank is looking away from the camera, and I know your tank has no face. Still, the look on your tank's face is priceless.)



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Technically I've posted both of these in other threads but both are priceless.  One for the epic fail strategy and the other for the indignant look on my IS3's face at the lemming train. 


 


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SonnetVolta #33 Posted 24 July 2015 - 02:28 AM

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This guy. Classic American Hero, right here:

 

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(He had almost 1000 battles and did 12 dmg for his one kill, btw. Don't nobody play the "he's a new player" card with me.)


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lonestar5630 #34 Posted 24 July 2015 - 02:50 AM

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View PostPaukenwirbel, on 23 July 2015 - 09:00 AM, said:

Just had this mastermind on my team.  At least he's safe...

 

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SonnetVolta #35 Posted 25 July 2015 - 05:18 AM

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This guy. This morning. I put down the phone and went for a walk outside.

 

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Libereco #36 Posted 25 July 2015 - 07:31 AM

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View PostSonnetVolta, on 25 July 2015 - 02:18 AM, said:

This guy. This morning. I put down the phone and went for a walk outside.

 

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Maybe afraid of rain idk anymore



Docmike1974 #37 Posted 25 July 2015 - 07:55 AM

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View PostLibereco, on 24 July 2015 - 09:31 PM, said:

Maybe afraid of rain idk anymore

Should of told him it doesn't rain that often in the desert!


 


HullOnWheels #38 Posted 25 July 2015 - 03:06 PM

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This brilliant plan didn't work out for them this time because the enemy didn't show up until they were finished with the rest of the team. Then they got spotted by a stug and all got destroyed without even seeing the enemy. Just bad luck I guess. I'm sure it worked out for them at least one of the1000 times they probably tried it. 

 



SonnetVolta #39 Posted 25 July 2015 - 07:29 PM

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View PostLibereco, on 25 July 2015 - 02:31 AM, said:

Maybe afraid of rain idk anymore

 

At first, I thought there was an easy explanation:

"Fuel tank hit; we're low on gas!"

"Sir! There's a gas station over there, sir!"

"Sharp eyes, Corporal! We'll pull in there to refuel!"

 

…But the T1 Heavy is on full 780/780 health, so his fuel tank hasn't been hit. Now I can only conclude he is a moron.


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SonnetVolta #40 Posted 29 July 2015 - 03:44 AM

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Love in wartime:

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For like the 200th time, there is a big difference between calling "Everybody go windmill" at the start of Winter Malinovka, and calling "Everybody go NE windmill." You get much better results, and you avoid this kind of thing:

 

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This guy:

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