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Congratulations on finding the forum thread of M.O.M! We'll have to hide it better next time!
M.O.M is the game community formerly known as M.O.M: The Mean Old Men. M.O.M now stands for M.O.M: The M.O.Ms of M.O.M. Because M.O.M is mega-meta like that.
The original concept of The M.O.M Club was to create a community of mature players, not unlike grownups, who could talk about mature things. Like video games. We also allow underage players to join in a targeted effort to undermine our own original concept. Think of it as a MAKE M.O.M GREAT AGAIN hat that doesn't fit anyone but that everyone has to wear anyway because AmeriKKKa.
Our Founder
If you would like to apply to become a M.O.M express your desire with or without pants at
It's the site no human mortal person can resist visiting or not.
Please be sure to go to the "Join" page on the site. All other areas and functions of the site are electrified and will kill you. Hundreds die each day trying to become M.O.Ms. It's at least as tragic as it is funny.
If you have any questions or comments please direct them via email to:
momsquadron@gmail.com
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Official Rules and Owner’s Manual for your 2018 MOM LX9000 GTX
The following rules are to be adhered to on pain of horrible death, or something really serious:
Rule 1 – There are no rules in M.O.M.
Rule 2 – There is no lying in M.O.M.
Rule 3 – Rule 2 is a lie.
Rule 4 – No driving off the map. All M.O.Ms must remain on the map for the duration of the battle or until killed, whichever comes first a few thousand times in a row every day. Any M.O.M found driving outside the map will be viewed as innovative and summarily promoted to co-Creative Director of M.O.M. Don't say you weren't warned.
Rule 5 – Language: we encourage the use of language in M.O.M. Provided you understand that while using your handheld device to play a video game no one can hear your language. Aside from your imaginary pet stoat. Whose name if it isn't already should be Luther. M.O.M has always wanted a pet stoat named Luther but M.O.M's mom wouldn't let M.O.M. M.O.M's mom could be mean.
Rule 7 – Counting to 7 was our favorite subject to skip in school so we could go out back and have us a smoke of...er...we mean, do some independent horticultural research. What you can remember of your education is a wonderful thing, kids. Stay in school.
Rule 8 – Any member who doesn’t show up on time for his shift will be docked a half day’s pay. As our many fine British M.O.Ms would say, half of f*ckall adds up fast. Keep it in mind when Tiffany your "massage therapist" comes around to collect. Those virtual gold coins don't grow on trees. Wait...do they?
Rule 9 – All members of M.O.M. must be courteous to fellow players. Say “Thank you so much” after destroying someone. If it happens to be a player you despise, say, “Thank you so much you miserable #&%%*$&ing son of a ^@*$&.” A M.O.M is nothing if not always polite.
Rule 10 – All members will adhere to the M.O.M. Principles of Tank Warfare, as follows:
Never leave your tank while playing.
Shoot stuff at the red guys or not.
Die.
Have some cake.
Amendments to the MOMstitution
Rule 11 - In the absence of suitable cake, a biscuit, flan, danish, muffin, strudel, floating island/šnenokle, allerheilligenstrietzel, marillenknödel, tompouce, cremeshnitte, eightball of crack or Oreo may be substituted. Sorry, no pie.
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Age and Other Requirements for Membership in M.O.M
Tanksters applying for membership must be between the ages of 21 and 174. Unless you’re really, really good. Then you can be 3 and we wouldn’t give a rat’s ascot.
For the most part M.O.M. members are in their 30’s, 40’s, 50’s, 60’s, 70’s after which point we forget how to count that high or what we just had for lunch. It looked like it used to be peas.
Applications will be subject to review by the 22-member M.O.M.Star Chamber. In case of an 8-7 tie the applicant him/herself will have the tie breaking vote and the vote will be a compulsory "undecided in absentia".
Applications should be submitted in the form of a hand written email on standard 8.5x11 paper with decorations in either poster paint, colored pencil, crayon or the blood of a virgin. M.O.M is a supporter of the arts.
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(consult your sister for showtimes)
MOMifesto
We, the members of M.O.M, The M.O.Ms of M.O.M, dedicate ourselves to the following principles:
We don’t know what principles are, strictly speaking, so none of these are likely to be one.
We take everything about M.O.M really, really seriously. There is no humor in M.O.M.
Intolerance will not be tolerated. No player, person or pixel is too white, too black, too large, too small, too male, too female, too advanced or too insignificant to be shot. All M.O.M’s children are equal, and all are equally dead in the eyes of M.O.M.
MOM membership age restrictions must always be observed and enforced. Therefore, any player found to be of any age will be subjected to a tribunal, judged guilty of age-ism and killed.
If you speak to other players with disrespect, rudeness, cruelty or hatred MOM will hunt you down and destroy you. And laugh without saying LOL. It’s a sardonic laugh, not a funny laugh. Remember, no humor.
There are no such words as "LOL", "ROFLMAO", "ty", "nub" and "bruh". Use them and you will be removed from the gene pool by M.O.M. Unless you are in M.O.M. Then you can say whatever you please. Except "butthurt", "salty" or "unicum". None of those is a real thing, bruh.
All those who observe a M.O.M member in combat and who do not, themselves, belong to M.O.M must immediately self-destruct. Any member of M.O.M who observes a non-member of M.O.M not self-destructing after observing a member of M.O.M may manually destroy that non-M.O.M member. There are no exceptions except as stipulated in Rule #6.
CAKE tastes good.
M.O.M Squadron members acknowledge their pseudo-faux-virtual-siblinghood on the valorous fields of wherever and pledge themselves to uphold the principle without knowing what a principle is that M.O.M does not suck but you, if you are not M.O.M, do. Particularly if you're young. Young things make M.O.M feel mean.
M.O.M, fights for Truth, Justice, and the aMOMican Way. Now, seriously, get the hell off our lawn. Don’t make M.O.M tell you twice.
Edited by MistahWig_HeDead, 24 December 2017 - 08:30 AM.
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