M.O.M doesn't do rivals. We do valued, respected personal digital entertainment colleagues whom we don't know nor would ever care to know even if hell was a giant blue raspberry Sno-Cone in a deadly blizzard-of-the-century on Pluto and whom we kick in the nuts for inexpensive laughs in seven or fewer minute increments while never spilling a drop of...competitive advantage.
But, while there is no one worth the sweat off our rivalries, we do have a number of objects of ridicule in video games. Like, as in, everyone in video games.
In short; see a nut, kick a nut, laugh, repeat until all nuts have been kicked.
Mix, bake, ice, slice, eat. Rival-free cake. Yums.