Dear Sirs: This sort of half-cooked approach is the best I've heard. I humbly submit my resume:
-full time job w/ridiculous hours
-my son is on here, and why I got on initially
-don't take any of this too seriously (real problems are much bigger than imaginary toy tanks in an electronic sandbox)
-too tired to rage hardly at all
-play at strange hours due to previously mentioned ridiculous hours
-oh yeah... I play Blitz, and somehow win more than I lose
-would like to win some more than I do, without actually stressing out
Please bring my File before the committee at its next gathering for consideration. Your requirements, while stringent, are a lofty goal indeed.
I await your decision...
Regards, SCH