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SteelCityHammer #21 Posted 05 August 2015 - 10:35 PM

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Dear Sirs:  This sort of half-cooked approach is the best I've heard.  I humbly submit my resume:

 

-full time job w/ridiculous hours

-my son is on here, and why I got on initially

-don't take any of this too seriously (real problems are much bigger than imaginary toy tanks in an electronic sandbox)

-too tired to rage hardly at all

-play at strange hours due to previously mentioned ridiculous hours

-oh yeah... I play Blitz, and somehow win more than I lose

-would like to win some more than I do, without actually stressing out

 

Please bring my File before the committee at its next gathering for consideration.  Your requirements, while stringent, are a lofty goal indeed.  

 

I await your decision...

 

Regards, SCH

 



duanedragon #22 Posted 05 August 2015 - 10:44 PM

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Sign me up. Love the name and no stress attitude.

tpcshadow #23 Posted 05 August 2015 - 11:38 PM

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Sign me up - like steelcity I have a full time job and little kids so I play when I can fit it in. I don't platoon much and don't want to mess with teamspeak, so I wouldn't fit in a serious clan. I like to win, but play for fun not stats. I'd be loyal to the clan on my terms.

- 55%, a little above mediocre

- 10,000+ games

- no tier 10 tanks

 

 



N0sc0pr #24 Posted 05 August 2015 - 11:50 PM

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View Postahredstealth, on 05 August 2015 - 10:32 AM, said:

 

You sir have yourself a TAG!

 

Anyone else want to step up and ride?  

Thank you, kind internet stranger for this TAG™. With this new TAG™, my friends will finally think that I'm cool. Also, with this new TAG™, I can show my teammates how good of a camper I am. I Again, thank you for this new TAG™.

To potential TAG™ users:

GET THE TAG™ NOW, BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!


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razernaga2014 #25 Posted 06 August 2015 - 12:56 AM

    I drink and I know things.

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I sent a request to join, would love to be a part of the clan.

Edited by razernaga2014, 06 August 2015 - 12:57 AM.

I have quit the game for now.  It is no longer what I began playing in 2014, and while change is not inherently bad, it is also not inherently good either.  

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Herodotus4 #26 Posted 06 August 2015 - 01:42 AM

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View PostMinecraftexpert_25, on 05 August 2015 - 04:33 PM, said:

 

Oh god I can just imagine. Minecraftexpert_25[KRIEG](Leopard 1) killed by Player_1427495873[SPUD](MS-1)

No, you would lose to 7 camping LOWĒs, or a quickcap by A20s. And everyone would laugh on both sides because they have to


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IronSpectre1138 #27 Posted 06 August 2015 - 02:06 AM

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I know this all a bit of a joke, but i would actually like to platoon with my clan mates. I'm not sure how well it works without Team speak, but I'd like to give it a try. I'm slowly improving, but im still on the bottom stats- wise in the clan so I've got nowhere to go but up. 

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t4four #28 Posted 06 August 2015 - 02:08 AM

    Fix the cigarette lighter

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Let's see, a clan with relatively no commitment, an indifference to technology and a sense of humor.  Sounds right for me.  Plus the Karmic Synergy of being mostly Irish and having just returned from a camping vacation.  I have to ask if I can join.  Never thought I would pull that trigger.
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GA5I1 #29 Posted 06 August 2015 - 02:10 AM

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I'm game.  Sent in my request to join up.

GA5I1 #30 Posted 06 August 2015 - 02:18 AM

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What I have to submit a resume? Alright

1. Have a full time job? Check! Sell booze for a living
2. Kids? Check...too many to allow me to much beside shoot tanks and drink my samples
3. Play for fun? Well yeah
4. [edited]baggery? Lol I deal with that on a daily basis. Don't need it in a game I play for fun.

SonnetVolta #31 Posted 06 August 2015 - 03:02 AM

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Yeah I want in on this. I can't imagine joining any other clan now that there's one with full ironic nomenclature, you know? It's almost the anti-clan.

 

  1. I have a part-time job that has me working 2nd shift hours. I can play weekday mornings and LATE at night.
  2. I only play slow, heavy tanks because I have WiFi ping issues and old phones. Slow tanks work well with slow phones/ slow brains.
  3. 52% WR that has been heavily padded in lower tiers. Damage ratio of .98. I have 10 Mastery Badges, which cover all the tanks I play seriously.
  4. I can often, but not always, spell Caernarvon correctly.
  5. I love this game and (usually) love this community.
  6. I was able to resist being a D-bag even last night, when a noob who had played EIGHT GAMES EVER stole my 7th kill by doing 22dmg to the last red tank. I looked him up. Opened the chat window. Prepared choice remarks. But went back to tanking. I deserve something for that*. Maybe a [SPUD] tag?

 

*A real sign of class is when someone points out how classy he is in order to get something he wants, right? Who's with me on this?


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tinmanic #32 Posted 06 August 2015 - 04:36 AM

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View PostHerodotus4, on 05 August 2015 - 09:42 PM, said:

No, you would lose to 7 camping LOWĒs, or a quickcap by A20s. And everyone would laugh on both sides because they have to

 

Wait...I don't think any of us has a Lowe!  Ha

 

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tinmanic #33 Posted 06 August 2015 - 04:50 AM

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View PostGA5I1, on 05 August 2015 - 10:18 PM, said:

What I have to submit a resume? Alright

1. Have a full time job? Check! Sell booze for a living
2. Kids? Check...too many to allow me to much beside shoot tanks and drink my samples
3. Play for fun? Well yeah
4. [edited]baggery? Lol I deal with that on a daily basis. Don't need it in a game I play for fun.

 

You might be asked to share your employee discount...


 

Stealth & Tinman looking spudly

 

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MowHawk_Warbird #34 Posted 06 August 2015 - 04:57 AM

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I'd like to join.

What's the best tater? Of course that's the one with sub 900 battles!:trollface:

Will there be problems if I join but am not active often? I have weird control lag, and I don't like to play when my wi-fi is screwing with me.


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t4four #35 Posted 06 August 2015 - 05:11 AM

    Fix the cigarette lighter

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Yay, I'm in. Now all must fear me...or not. I guess it is up to your individual preference. It would be kinda awesome if you feared me though. No pressure.  Wait a second. "Yay." That is not very fearsome at all. I should probably delete that. But, I am on my phone and it is all the way over there. Trying to get my cursor over there now with these thumbs would be a fine example of Russian accuracy. Forget it. Anyway, thanks for letting me in. Time for bed.  All the rest of you, don't forget to fear me if you get the chance.
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bccchu #36 Posted 06 August 2015 - 05:39 AM

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SPUD stand for Super Potent & Unassuming Dads?

tinmanic #37 Posted 06 August 2015 - 10:27 AM

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View Postbccchu, on 06 August 2015 - 01:39 AM, said:

SPUD stand for Super Potent & Unassuming Dads?

 

THIS!!  

 

Stealth & Tinman looking spudly

 

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tinmanic #38 Posted 06 August 2015 - 10:31 AM

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View PostMowHawk_Warbird, on 06 August 2015 - 12:57 AM, said:

I'd like to join.

What's the best tater? Of course that's the one with sub 900 battles!:trollface:

Will there be problems if I join but am not active often? I have weird control lag, and I don't like to play when my wi-fi is screwing with me.

 

I'm pretty sure all of us have an issue with being active often....so if everyone has an issue, then it's not really an issue, is it? 

 

Stealth & Tinman looking spudly

 

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tinmanic #39 Posted 06 August 2015 - 10:52 AM

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View Postaramikvideo19, on 05 August 2015 - 10:06 PM, said:

I know this all a bit of a joke, but i would actually like to platoon with my clan mates. I'm not sure how well it works without Team speak, but I'd like to give it a try. I'm slowly improving, but im still on the bottom stats- wise in the clan so I've got nowhere to go but up. 

 

actually not a joke...stealth created this for players that wish to take advantage of the 'clan' culture - which includes learning from others - and whatever other advantages it may bring to the game, without worrying about stats or status. I was happy to join because I, too, am a parent with little time to spare, and was worried that the competitiveness of the clan aspect would eventually squeeze out the fun for me. So I'm looking forward to losing my platoonity w/ fellow clanmates to learn & share as time permits. [group hug]

 

Stealth & Tinman looking spudly

 

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_Desslok_ #40 Posted 06 August 2015 - 12:14 PM

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Stealth - that was one of the funniest postsI have read in a long time - I am still laughing!  For someone who "accidentally" created a clan, it looks like you've started something pretty good.






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