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zippojinx #1 Posted 06 August 2015 - 02:40 AM

    Skrub Newb

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  • 10076 battles
  • 1,183
  • Member since:
    07-05-2014

 

 

 

New clan getting ready to start up. Here are the REQUIREMENTS

  1. MUST HAVE a tier 10 from every country AND every line.
  2. MUST HAVE every tank ever offered in Blitz history.
  3. MUST HAVE 99% win rate.
  4. MUST HAVE 50,000 average damage per battle.
  5. MUST play every day 50 separate times a day (and provide screenshot proof)
  6. MUST log into clan forum page 100 times a day and be an active poster.
  7. MUST write a 10,000 word thesis on how awesome you are at tanking.
  8. Cannot associate with any noobs. In game or out of game.

Name of clan: Legion of Defiant Wolves of the 387th Battalion of Death Dealers from Outer Space

 

 

No room for discussion; conversation over!


 


Pheldagriff #2 Posted 06 August 2015 - 02:43 AM

    First Sergeant

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  • 9131 battles
  • 1,371
  • [SPUDX]
  • Member since:
    02-28-2015
How to live hardcore: Join something for which you aren't qualified.

"Sucking is the First Step to Being Sorta Good at Something"


HESHSlingingSplasher #3 Posted 06 August 2015 - 02:49 AM

    HESHSlingingSplasher

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  • 3,530
  • [NRF]
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    07-16-2014


Turd___Ferguson #4 Posted 06 August 2015 - 03:13 AM

    3.8 Wrecked Blitz

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    09-17-2014
I have an ltp. Can I join?

The phantom of the forums

“No dumb bastard ever won a war by going out and dying for his country. He won it by making some other dumb bastard die for his country.” - George S. Patton

I don't always eat tacos, but when I do they're from here: http://www.districttaco.com

 


Pheldagriff #5 Posted 06 August 2015 - 03:15 AM

    First Sergeant

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  • 1,371
  • [SPUDX]
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    02-28-2015

View PostJimerian, on 06 August 2015 - 02:49 AM, said:

 

lol

Remember the swedish one? #AustinPowers


"Sucking is the First Step to Being Sorta Good at Something"


HESHSlingingSplasher #6 Posted 06 August 2015 - 03:17 AM

    HESHSlingingSplasher

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    07-16-2014

View PostPheldagriff, on 05 August 2015 - 08:15 PM, said:

 

lol

Remember the swedish one? #AustinPowers

 

Stealing his Mojo got me.

Manwolf100 #7 Posted 06 August 2015 - 03:59 AM

    Junior Sergeant

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  • 5811 battles
  • 161
  • [III-Z]
  • Member since:
    07-02-2014
I'm 73% in my Matilda can I join?

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"Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while

defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win."

Sun Tzu


Beastnumber2 #8 Posted 06 August 2015 - 04:10 AM

    First Sergeant

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  • 1,113
  • [_STR8]
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    06-28-2014
I once got 5 chicken McNuggets instead of 4.

_Willy #9 Posted 12 November 2015 - 03:16 AM

    First Sergeant

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  • 21080 battles
  • 1,228
  • Member since:
    09-08-2014

School Of Rock reference?

did I get it right?



someguyfromPitt #10 Posted 12 November 2015 - 04:05 PM

    Jeez Louise that one bounced

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  • 4,315
  • [III]
  • Member since:
    07-12-2014

Chuck Norris crosses the street when he sees me on the same side as he's walking. 

 

I think I'm too hardcore for the Playground Crew mentioned in the OP. 


Edited by someguyfromPitt, 12 November 2015 - 04:06 PM.

Tier 10's: FV 183, T110E3, T110E4, T110E5, T57, M48, IS-4, IS-7, T-62a, Obj 140, Grille, BätChät 

 

There is only one TD and 183 is her name. 

I drive Joseph Stallon (IS) tanks for the win.


FunkSoulChicken #11 Posted 12 November 2015 - 04:16 PM

    Thunderfunk

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  • [EQ-TR]
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    10-16-2014

View PostsomeguyfromPitt, on 12 November 2015 - 10:05 AM, said:

Chuck Norris crosses the street when he sees me on the same side as he's walking.

 

I think I'm too hardcore for the Playground Crew mentioned in the OP.

 

ROFL!!!!!!



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zippojinx #12 Posted 12 November 2015 - 11:59 PM

    Skrub Newb

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  • 1,183
  • Member since:
    07-05-2014
Jack Black is a perfect role model :trollface:

 






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