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KingpinVll #1 Posted 14 October 2015 - 02:01 PM

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veetoh #2 Posted 14 October 2015 - 02:03 PM

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KingpinVll #3 Posted 14 October 2015 - 02:06 PM

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View Postveetoh_wong, on 14 October 2015 - 02:03 PM, said:

Can you send a link to your stats?

 

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KingpinVll #4 Posted 14 October 2015 - 02:09 PM

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xjs #5 Posted 14 October 2015 - 02:13 PM

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Wait, I'm confused.  Are you looking for a clan that is against morons or a clan that doesn't have any morons?

 

Either way, I'm probably out.


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KingpinVll #6 Posted 14 October 2015 - 02:18 PM

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View Postxjs, on 14 October 2015 - 02:13 PM, said:

Wait, I'm confused.  Are you looking for a clan that is against morons or a clan that doesn't have any morons?

 

Either way, I'm probably out.

 

preferably one that doesn't have any. Because if you're against them by terms of your statement, it leaves the possibility of still having morons, which would mean you are against your own clan members and that's just wrong. I'll not be a part of that.

xjs #7 Posted 14 October 2015 - 02:25 PM

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View PostKingpinVll, on 14 October 2015 - 09:18 AM, said:

 

preferably one that doesn't have any. 

Best of luck in that search!


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ahredstealth #8 Posted 14 October 2015 - 02:27 PM

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View PostKingpinVll, on 14 October 2015 - 08:01 AM, said:

What do you say? Let's get together and make some magic

 

I feel you would do better if you provided specific and/or general examples of what you define as "moronic" and why you feel you are not lumped in with that tag...

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Ammo #9 Posted 14 October 2015 - 02:31 PM

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View Postahredstealth, on 14 October 2015 - 09:27 AM, said:

I feel you would do better if you provided specific and/or general examples of what you define as "moronic" and why you feel you are not lumped in with that tag...

 

Stock moronic list:

Doesn't go hill on mines

Goes bridge on falls creek

Goes swamp on Winter Mal

Goes church on Castilla

Goes port

 


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KingpinVll #10 Posted 14 October 2015 - 02:39 PM

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View Postahredstealth, on 14 October 2015 - 02:27 PM, said:

 

I feel you would do better if you provided specific and/or general examples of what you define as "moronic" and why you feel you are not lumped in with that tag...

 

a generalization of moronic would be all the people who are offended by the existence of your clan sir. People who just don't seem to get humor. They're a little too tense for my liking.

Edited by KingpinVll, 14 October 2015 - 02:54 PM.


Guy_at_large #11 Posted 14 October 2015 - 02:42 PM

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View PostAmmo_Delivery, on 14 October 2015 - 02:31 PM, said:

 

Stock moronic list:

Doesn't go hill on mines

Goes bridge on falls creek

Goes swamp on Winter Mal

Goes church on Castilla

Goes port

 

 

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dilusions #12 Posted 14 October 2015 - 03:30 PM

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warko_1 #13 Posted 14 October 2015 - 03:31 PM

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View PostAmmo_Delivery, on 14 October 2015 - 10:31 AM, said:

 

Stock moronic list:

Doesn't go hill on mines

Goes bridge on falls creek

Goes swamp on Winter Mal

Goes church on Castilla

Goes port

 

 

Guilty as charged on some of this. By the way, you are a moron too if you play in a scripted, always the same, way. Even though they are the same maps every time, you must treat every match as different and adapt to the situation.

 

So let's say, your team in Winter Mal has a few mediums and the reds have none. It's almost guaranteed that they will all push for the mill or for the cap. In that case, a fast medium or two flanking trough swap is perfectly justifiable. You won't be seen until you start shooting their behinds and make them turn their turrets, easy targets for your team mates at the mill. Just one example.

 

For me, morons are the ones that go YOLO, don't use cover, don't angle, don't go hull down when they can and should, don't have map awareness, hyper focus on a single target and miss much better opportunities,  campers that don't relocate when they don't have a shot, have poor ammo handling (uses HE when AP is a better choice), expose themselves to trade shots in the open, don't know and use their tanks strengths and weaknesses (if your tank does't have gun depression, don't go through hilly terrain, like sand dunes), etc.



ahredstealth #14 Posted 14 October 2015 - 03:49 PM

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View Postwarko_1, on 14 October 2015 - 09:31 AM, said:

 In that case, a fast medium or two flanking trough swap is perfectly justifiable. 

 

A fast medium could have gone to windmill, popped adrenaline and taken half the Red's HP before they got to good cover, and kept them away from the windmill for Green Heavies.

 

I've done it personally.  It works well.  I personally believe better then flanking.

 

The only time you shouldn't go Windmill is when the Reds don't go Windmill... but you won't know that until you get to Windmill...  So...


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andyllinger #15 Posted 14 October 2015 - 04:45 PM

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View PostAmmo_Delivery, on 14 October 2015 - 09:31 AM, said:

 

Stock moronic list:

Doesn't go hill on mines

Goes bridge on falls creek

Goes swamp on Winter Mal

Goes church on Castilla

Goes port

 

I was going to +1 your comment, until i saw "goes port", in a team with mostly heavies and TDs is better to go to port imo.


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ahredstealth #16 Posted 14 October 2015 - 04:49 PM

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View Postandyllinger, on 14 October 2015 - 10:45 AM, said:

I was going to +1 your comment, until i saw "goes port", in a team with mostly heavies and TDs is better to go to port imo.

 

I politely disagree here too.  I like clearing hills first.  Unless the 6 other tanks on my team go city, I do not venture there until after the hills are clear.

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Desert_Rose_Gurl #17 Posted 14 October 2015 - 05:00 PM

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View PostLitany_NA, on 14 October 2015 - 03:30 PM, said:

There is no clan without idiots.

 

^^^^this^^^^^

_TheMessiah #18 Posted 14 October 2015 - 05:02 PM

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xjs #19 Posted 14 October 2015 - 05:17 PM

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View PostSup_Prodigy, on 14 October 2015 - 12:02 PM, said:

Join the last clan.

 

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Ammo #20 Posted 15 October 2015 - 12:33 AM

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View Postandyllinger, on 14 October 2015 - 11:45 AM, said:

I was going to +1 your comment, until i saw "goes port", in a team with mostly heavies and TDs is better to go to port imo.

3 outcomes backside.  You meet 7 reds and battle it out (windmill castilla/WM), you meet only their meds, crush and clean up, you meet no one, you know red is port noobs, regroup and employ outside in destruction.  

 

Had a T95 understand this and did second highest DP on the back forty.  Usually though misguided slow heavies insist on port to their teams detriment.  If I'm in my KV4 I call back side quick to covey the message that slow tank going backside works fine. It's flat around the hills and slow tanks make it to battle just fine. 


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