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ahredstealth #1 Posted 29 October 2015 - 06:12 PM

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Calling all [SPUD]s.

 

I ran into a Tri Eye today meandering around in his E75 on Rockfield.  He was a Red, and I was in an IS-6, so I had to circle him to get to his squishy bits, which would not have been possible without the help of my team.

 

After the battle, I mentioned it to Tinman, who told me I should not have been so hard on the poor guy, as he was probably in his late three hundred and seventies.

 

I have now realized the error of my ways, and would like to call for all [SPUD]s to offer assistance and needed for all Tri-Eyes.  I've got some merit badges left over from my boy scout days, so I'd like to offer those up for any spud helping a Tri-Eye cross the street, or helping them apply their hair color for men.  (Or spay on hair if needed, similar to me.)

 

Also, Tinman mentioned that they were now rolling out in a new exclusive to Blitz tank, pictured here.

Spoiler

 

Please do what you can, I understand they may try to hit you with a cane until they realize what you are up too.

 

Also, REMEMBER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS LIKE YOU ARE YELLING, OR THEY MAY NOT HEAR YOU.

 

I'd like to thank SomeguyfromPitt for being gracious enough to let us offer our assistance as needed.  I hear his Jazzy Chair has about fifteen marks of excellence on it from back when dirt was new.  If we ask him nicely, maybe he'll tell us what color it was back then.

 

07 and good luck!


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MSixteen #2 Posted 29 October 2015 - 06:19 PM

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+1 because this is hilarious

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reluctanttheist #3 Posted 29 October 2015 - 06:22 PM

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Exsqueeze me?  We're not all that old (geologically speaking) - so show some respect.  We're the generation that brought fractional banking to you.  You'd have no credit if it weren't for us.  

 

And Tri Eyes?  Really?  What are we, cyclops with bifocals?  I don't like where this thread is going at all.

 

Perhaps you'd like our assistance... back to the garage!


Edited by reluctanttheist, 29 October 2015 - 06:44 PM.

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Post_game #4 Posted 29 October 2015 - 06:34 PM

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+1.  HILARIOUS

Ammo #5 Posted 29 October 2015 - 06:37 PM

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Why did you have to get behind him?  Aren't all Tri-Eyes bits squishy at this point?

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Ookla_the_Mok #6 Posted 29 October 2015 - 06:45 PM

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I invite all iii to join me in a May-December platoon.

 

Seriously, I have a few in my friends list but always assume they are 'tooned up already. I do offer a Senior Citizen discount and you are eligible for Medicare Part B benefits.

 

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CptCheez #7 Posted 29 October 2015 - 06:45 PM

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Brian, we're getting reports on the streets of shots fired, can you confirm?

 

<5 second delay as Brian fiddles with his earpiece and microphone>

 

Uh yeah, hi, Stan?  Can you guys hear me?  Ok, good.  Yes, that's correct, we can confirm that the first shots have indeed been fired.  Now granted, they were shots from a potato gun, so they're basically harmless, but still, a notable act of aggression from today's youth.  The few who were shot at managed to roll their Rascal Scooters out of the way in time before the slow-moving ammo reached them and did any damage.  Back to you in the studio, Stan!

 

<5 second delay>

 

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t4four #8 Posted 29 October 2015 - 06:45 PM

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C'mon boss. People are living a lot longer these days. These guys need that gold to fund their retirement. Now they are going to be shooting it at us.
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spalling_apart #9 Posted 29 October 2015 - 06:51 PM

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fredlf #10 Posted 29 October 2015 - 06:56 PM

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What? How dare you, you young whippersnapper. That does it. It is on. I've got on a fresh set of Depends, new batteries in the hearing aid, and I've changed out the tennis balls on my walker for combat readiness. 

That's the last time you young SPUDS will get away with these "shenanigans" as you kids call it. As Senior ¡¡¡ Comms Officer I hereby declare War!

 

We will be relentless. We will be unstoppable. No SPUD will remain un-mashed, no tater un-fried, no tot un-, um, tatered. Prepare yourselves, we will never quit! Death before dishon... 

Oh, nap-time. 

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ahredstealth #11 Posted 29 October 2015 - 06:56 PM

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View Postreluctanttheist, on 29 October 2015 - 12:22 PM, said:

And Tri Eyes?  Really?  What are we, cyclops with bifocals?

 

It's young'n slang.  I'll toss up a link to urban dictionary if you need it.

 

Actually, maybe I'll just head over to your house and show you how to use a computer... Maybe show you that white out on the screen doesn't really work.

 

I got your back big guy.


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Gib_Savages #12 Posted 29 October 2015 - 07:02 PM

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[SPUD]s right now:

 

 

[¡¡¡] right now:

 

 

 



kanoa_iron #13 Posted 29 October 2015 - 07:03 PM

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reluctanttheist #14 Posted 29 October 2015 - 07:05 PM

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I think I'm going to embark on a higher starch diet.  Who's with me?

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OBTanker #15 Posted 29 October 2015 - 07:08 PM

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View Postahredstealth, on 29 October 2015 - 12:56 PM, said:

 

It's young'n slang.  I'll toss up a link to urban dictionary if you need it.

 

Actually, maybe I'll just head over to your house and show you how to use a computer... Maybe show you that white out on the screen doesn't really work.

 

I got your back big guy.

You g'un slang? "Urban dictionary"???

 

pffft, and harrumph! If it's not good enough for the Danial Websters, it's not good enough for me. 

 

Back in *my day*, we didn't have slang - we didn't even have contractions! Everybody used complete words, and spoke in complete sentences, without any of this newfangled slang malarkey. 

 

You kids have no idea how easy you have it. Back then we barely had air to breath, what with the atmosphere being so new and all. Today you just inhale over and over without a care in the world about where oxygen came from. And don't get me started about walking on the Earth's Mantle. You kids have never had to walk on the bare Core to school. Let's me tell you a thing or two about hardship!!!

 

Where was I? Oh yeah, GET OFF MY LAWN! :waves cane threateningly:

 


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fredlf #16 Posted 29 October 2015 - 07:10 PM

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View Postreluctanttheist, on 29 October 2015 - 07:05 PM, said:

I think I'm going to embark on a higher starch diet.  Who's with me?

 

Count me in. Just need to change this colostomy bag. BRB.

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Zip_Zip #17 Posted 29 October 2015 - 07:11 PM

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View Postahredstealth, on 29 October 2015 - 01:12 PM, said:

Calling all [SPUD]s.

 

I ran into a Tri Eye today meandering around in his E75 on Rockfield.  He was a Red, and I was in an IS-6, so I had to circle him to get to his squishy bits, which would not have been possible without the help of my team.

 

After the battle, I mentioned it to Tinman, who told me I should not have been so hard on the poor guy, as he was probably in his late three hundred and seventies.

 

I have now realized the error of my ways, and would like to call for all [SPUD]s to offer assistance and needed for all Tri-Eyes.  I've got some merit badges left over from my boy scout days, so I'd like to offer those up for any spud helping a Tri-Eye cross the street, or helping them apply their hair color for men.  (Or spay on hair if needed, similar to me.)

 

Also, Tinman mentioned that they were now rolling out in a new exclusive to Blitz tank, pictured here.

Spoiler

 

Please do what you can, I understand they may try to hit you with a cane until they realize what you are up too.

 

Also, REMEMBER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS LIKE YOU ARE YELLING, OR THEY MAY NOT HEAR YOU.

 

I'd like to thank SomeguyfromPitt for being gracious enough to let us offer our assistance as needed.  I hear his Jazzy Chair has about fifteen marks of excellence on it from back when dirt was new.  If we ask him nicely, maybe he'll tell us what color it was back then.

 

07 and good luck!

 

Call for assistance heard boss. I just ordered a crate of life call medical alert pendants that we can distribute to the Tri-eyes in case they take any spills.

Also going to order some BenGay and Prep-H to keep help keep them limber and stop the butt hurt.


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blindsniper74 #18 Posted 29 October 2015 - 07:12 PM

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Spud Problems...

 

 



BootlegTampico #19 Posted 29 October 2015 - 07:13 PM

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View Postreluctanttheist, on 29 October 2015 - 12:22 PM, said:

And Tri Eyes?  Really?  What are we, cyclops with bifocals?

*tri-focals


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fredlf #20 Posted 29 October 2015 - 07:15 PM

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Laugh it up, son. I've got my third eye on you. By the time this is done, it'll be like the Irish Potato Famine all over again. Rotting spud corpses everywhere.

Ah, high school. Those were the days.

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