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CptCheez #21 Posted 29 October 2015 - 07:16 PM

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View PostZip_Zip, on 29 October 2015 - 03:11 PM, said:

Call for assistance heard boss. I just ordered a crate of life call medical alert pendants that we can distribute to the Tri-eyes in case they take any spills.

 

Also going to order some BenGay and Prep-H to keep help keep them limber and stop the butt hurt.

 

And we appreciate it, Zip Squared.  You never know when an accident is going to happen.

 

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BootlegTampico #22 Posted 29 October 2015 - 07:18 PM

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This looks more like the correct era.


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Gib_Savages #23 Posted 29 October 2015 - 07:25 PM

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View PostOBTanker, on 29 October 2015 - 03:08 PM, said:

You kids have no idea how easy you have it. Back then we barely had air to breath, what with the atmosphere being so new and all. Today you just inhale over and over without a care in the world about where oxygen came from. And don't get me started about walking on the Earth's Mantle. You kids have never had to walk on the bare Core to school. Let's me tell you a thing or two about hardship!!!

 

OB, could that be the reason [SPUD]s tend to be full of hot air?

 



Warlord49 #24 Posted 29 October 2015 - 07:41 PM

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I find it a bit curious SPUD clan is an acronym for the zero players in WOTB

Anyway I can see youse perfectly as I flame your butts

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ahredstealth #25 Posted 29 October 2015 - 07:42 PM

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View PostGib_Savages, on 29 October 2015 - 01:25 PM, said:

 

OB, could that be the reason [SPUD]s tend to be full of hot air?

 

 

epic lulz.

 

I would like to point out its mostly Luke warm air.

 

If you need one of those grabbers so you can get the bag from the cupboard with out getting up from your scooter let me know, and I'll pick you one up on my way home from work.


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Warlord49 #26 Posted 29 October 2015 - 07:45 PM

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Oh and GET OFF MY LAWN YOU LITTLE THUGS!!

   


ahredstealth #27 Posted 29 October 2015 - 07:46 PM

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View PostWarlord49, on 29 October 2015 - 01:45 PM, said:

Oh and GET OFF MY LAWN YOU LITTLE THUGS!!

 

don't step on the flaming bag.

 

You've been warned.


Today I went to the bathroom and forgot my phone.

 

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Radarralph #28 Posted 29 October 2015 - 07:46 PM

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View Postahredstealth, on 29 October 2015 - 06:12 PM, said:

Calling all [SPUD]s.

 

I ran into a Tri Eye today meandering around in his E75 on Rockfield.  He was a Red, and I was in an IS-6, so I had to circle him to get to his squishy bits, which would not have been possible without the help of my team.

 

After the battle, I mentioned it to Tinman, who told me I should not have been so hard on the poor guy, as he was probably in his late three hundred and seventies.

 

I have now realized the error of my ways, and would like to call for all [SPUD]s to offer assistance and needed for all Tri-Eyes.  I've got some merit badges left over from my boy scout days, so I'd like to offer those up for any spud helping a Tri-Eye cross the street, or helping them apply their hair color for men.  (Or spay on hair if needed, similar to me.)

 

Also, Tinman mentioned that they were now rolling out in a new exclusive to Blitz tank, pictured here.

Spoiler

 

Please do what you can, I understand they may try to hit you with a cane until they realize what you are up too.

 

Also, REMEMBER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS LIKE YOU ARE YELLING, OR THEY MAY NOT HEAR YOU.

 

I'd like to thank SomeguyfromPitt for being gracious enough to let us offer our assistance as needed.  I hear his Jazzy Chair has about fifteen marks of excellence on it from back when dirt was new.  If we ask him nicely, maybe he'll tell us what color it was back then.

 

07 and good luck!

Was he AFK and it took you the entire game to find him?  Some one mentioned gold, The only gold I use is in my dentures.

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Zip_Zip #29 Posted 29 October 2015 - 07:56 PM

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View PostWarlord49, on 29 October 2015 - 02:45 PM, said:

Oh and GET OFF MY LAWN YOU LITTLE THUGS!!

 

You should be less cranky after all....


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raysheen #30 Posted 29 October 2015 - 08:00 PM

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That's it? That's all?

 

That was all you little tater tots could come up with for an opening volley? This is going to be easier than I thought. I mean, sure, most of us are old enough to have changed your diapers and smacked you up side the head when you got out of line but geeze...I expected more of an effort.

 

Just do me a favor. Turn down that loud music you little punks!!!!!



OBTanker #31 Posted 29 October 2015 - 08:02 PM

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View Postahredstealth, on 29 October 2015 - 01:42 PM, said:

 

If you need one of those grabbers so you can get the bag from the cupboard with out getting up from your scooter let me know, and I'll pick you one up on my way home from work.

 

Would you? Such a nice lad...


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pgrass101 #32 Posted 29 October 2015 - 08:03 PM

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Ever since the potatoes let my Grandpappy down in 1849 and he had to leave the Emerald Isle I've distrusted potatoes.

 

A potato is unreliable, it just lays around looking at you. They never blink their eyes, kinda creepy



Putins_Chariot #33 Posted 29 October 2015 - 08:04 PM

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If we see a tri eye in a m18 jazz chair, do we get double merit badges?

SieurPersil #34 Posted 29 October 2015 - 08:06 PM

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View Postahredstealth, on 29 October 2015 - 01:12 PM, said:

Calling all [SPUD]s.

 

I ran into a Tri Eye today meandering around in his E75 on Rockfield.  He was a Red, and I was in an IS-6, so I had to circle him to get to his squishy bits, which would not have been possible without the help of my team.

 

After the battle, I mentioned it to Tinman, who told me I should not have been so hard on the poor guy, as he was probably in his late three hundred and seventies.

 

I have now realized the error of my ways, and would like to call for all [SPUD]s to offer assistance and needed for all Tri-Eyes.  I've got some merit badges left over from my boy scout days, so I'd like to offer those up for any spud helping a Tri-Eye cross the street, or helping them apply their hair color for men.  (Or spay on hair if needed, similar to me.)

 

Also, Tinman mentioned that they were now rolling out in a new exclusive to Blitz tank, pictured here.

Spoiler

 

Please do what you can, I understand they may try to hit you with a cane until they realize what you are up too.

 

Also, REMEMBER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS LIKE YOU ARE YELLING, OR THEY MAY NOT HEAR YOU.

 

I'd like to thank SomeguyfromPitt for being gracious enough to let us offer our assistance as needed.  I hear his Jazzy Chair has about fifteen marks of excellence on it from back when dirt was new.  If we ask him nicely, maybe he'll tell us what color it was back then.

 

07 and good luck!

Well, i also met some tri-eyes in red last night and it wasnt a pretty sight. A FunkSoulChicken and Flying Cod that soon became fried chicken and fish n chips. Circling them is never a problem as their turret traverse speed is abnormaly slow, rusty and squeeky. We should get them some Bengay to fix that


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OBTanker #35 Posted 29 October 2015 - 08:09 PM

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Radarralph #36 Posted 29 October 2015 - 08:13 PM

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In Nevada they make donuts out of SPUDS call um SPUDNUTS!

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someguyfromPitt #37 Posted 29 October 2015 - 08:15 PM

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So last night I saw a Canadian SPUD who i thought was lagging. Then he started shooting enemies while facing backwards. He then said, "reverse side scrape" but while sitting in the open. He was doing it wrong. Those silly spuds are so excited to finally get to drive a tank, they look like Jagoff Johnny Football behind the Blitz wheel. 

 

I also think i found a way to raise my win rate. Make sure Spuds are on thr red team. 

 

 

 

Yinz keep this up, there are going to be some fighting words. 


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furicle #38 Posted 29 October 2015 - 08:15 PM

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I spotted some in game yesterday with their newest (to them) British light tanks.

Note how I caught their best side for the picture before they ran for the cap circle.

Anybody identify which [¡¡¡] clan members these are?

(bottom, those are their GRIM platoon mates with the helmets on)

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reluctanttheist #39 Posted 29 October 2015 - 08:17 PM

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View PostRadarralph, on 29 October 2015 - 12:13 PM, said:

In Nevada they make donuts out of SPUDS call um SPUDNUTS!

 

I don't think we can call them that because they ...haven't dropped yet :harp:

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gosenbach #40 Posted 29 October 2015 - 08:19 PM

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What?

 

What?

 

What did you say?

 

Speak up! Someone stole my hearing aids!

 

What?






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