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ihavecorninmypoo #1 Posted 18 November 2015 - 03:16 PM

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I have yet to feel so much frustration in a single tank. The [edited]T34 is in my opinion, the worst pile of garbage I have ever invested in. I honestly rather play the Lowe (yes that tank) than the T34. I have yet to see a tank be messed up by soft stats before. The amount of time it takes for your aiming circle to go from full to small is more than 3.4 seconds (even with gun laying drive). The mobility is beyond terrible. I've seen T95s climb a hill faster than I can go over a small bump. I've seen the T2 Light hit more shots on target from across the map on the move than this tank has hit shots at point blank range fully aimed in when stationary.

 

This tank also suffers from "premium tank matchmaking"

Thsi applies to tanks that does not get preferential matchmaking but are still premium. The Victory is a perfect example of this. Very very very rarely is this tank top tier. I played 10 games in it. Once I was top tier, 7 times I was at the bottom, 2 times I was in the "middle" (with like 5 other tier 9 so I'm more bottom tier). This tank is going go bye bye and I have no intention of playing this garbage again.


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jrock651 #2 Posted 18 November 2015 - 03:22 PM

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Fix that curse word before the mods come. And I have no opinion on the T34 I've never driven it but the löwe gets more crap than it deserves its just bad drivers that give it a bad name

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LtPork #3 Posted 18 November 2015 - 03:23 PM

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I'll take that T34 for you :)

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jrock651 #4 Posted 18 November 2015 - 03:23 PM

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View PostLtPork, on 18 November 2015 - 09:23 AM, said:

I'll take that T34 for you :)

^^^^^


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Blartch #5 Posted 18 November 2015 - 03:24 PM

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It's usually some form of tank destroyer for me, and admittedly I've not driven even close to everything... but the T28 Proto made me want to gnaw off my own thumbs.

thebrossassinator #6 Posted 18 November 2015 - 03:26 PM

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T34 is basically a nerfed, stock T30 so, yeah TD.  Not that I am any sort of expert.... on any tank.


_G_E_M_ #7 Posted 18 November 2015 - 03:29 PM

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At least you get a metric butt load of credit doing like 1000 dmg. I got 100k from doing 1300 dmg 

 


BootlegTampico #8 Posted 18 November 2015 - 03:30 PM

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View Postthebrossassinator, on 18 November 2015 - 09:26 AM, said:

T34 is basically a nerfed, stock T30 so, yeah TD.  Not that I am any sort of expert.... on any tank.

A tier lower, and can actually earn credits.

i have to disagree OP


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Terrible2s #9 Posted 18 November 2015 - 03:31 PM

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I'd argue that the Ram II is worse... and in bottom tier group 80% of the time.  I've spent over 200 battles trying to bring the Ram II up to 50% - even playing with a unicum guy. Bottom tier... battle button... bottom tier... battle button... bottom tier (throw tablet against wall)... battle button...

 

On the other hand the Victory is one of my better tanks (above 60%)... same MM problem though.


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Brundog #10 Posted 18 November 2015 - 03:35 PM

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tjheff1066 #11 Posted 18 November 2015 - 03:39 PM

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I can't say that I really enjoy playing the T34...but I don't think its any where near the worse tank in the game.  Its boring, its hull armor is awful and it is slooooow.  But the gun hits like a mule and it is a cash register on treads.  I play it to make CASH!

Mr_BushyBeard #12 Posted 18 November 2015 - 03:44 PM

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To each his own, Chimp. Sorry you're having rough time with yours. I really like mine. In a platoon of them, they're pretty rad.

 

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NICKEL_AND_DIME #13 Posted 18 November 2015 - 03:55 PM

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I struggled with the T34.  Took me a while to get comfortable with it.

Playing it like a KV-2 made it better for me. 



_Rooster #14 Posted 18 November 2015 - 03:55 PM

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IS8 for me as worst tank in the game, but that's a whole other thread.

T34 is a weak hulled, slow reloading, turtle paced ATM. You need money? Go visit the T34. If you are able to get the T34 into a hull down situation and the enemies come at you piecemeal? Then Bruce Banner rips his shorts and starts wrecking things. That's where the T34 REALLY begins to cash out 


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Ziost #15 Posted 18 November 2015 - 03:57 PM

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Lowe, good tank. T34, very good tank. Perhaps you just are having a bad time in it or are not playing it quite right. Any tank can be enjoyable so long as it is driven by a competent player.  Just give it a chance bud. :)

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Xavier5A #16 Posted 18 November 2015 - 03:57 PM

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View Postpoppy_15, on 18 November 2015 - 10:31 AM, said:

I'd argue that the Ram II is worse... and in bottom tier group 80% of the time.  I've spent over 200 battles trying to bring the Ram II up to 50% - even playing with a unicum guy. Bottom tier... battle button... bottom tier... battle button... bottom tier (throw tablet against wall)... battle button...

 

On the other hand the Victory is one of my better tanks (above 60%)... same MM problem though.

 

What exactly is wrong with the Ram II? It's mobile. It has reasonable gun. It has reasonable armor.

 

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ahredstealth #17 Posted 18 November 2015 - 03:57 PM

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Whatever that trash British tank is that leads to the Matilda.  I'd rather have a roto-rooter employee give me a colonoscopy then ever drive that tank again.

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Unitater #18 Posted 18 November 2015 - 04:00 PM

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IMHO the löwe is the best tier 8 premium heavy, after the IS6. I love that little beast 

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ihavecorninmypoo #19 Posted 18 November 2015 - 04:08 PM

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View PostUnitater, on 18 November 2015 - 08:00 AM, said:

IMHO the löwe is the best tier 8 premium heavy, after the IS6. I love that little beast 

 

With the recent buffs to it, I must agree. I tried it out in a friend's account and I must say, it's very similar to the Tiger 2 but it had a better turret and gun.

 

 
 

ACE_Pham_ #20 Posted 18 November 2015 - 04:16 PM

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T34......you put GLD on it?

 

No wonder why you think it's bad. V-Stab all the way.


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