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GenericMIKE #1 Posted 17 December 2015 - 04:24 AM

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I'm Broke This Christmas

 

I’m broke this Christmas

I’m broke this Christmas

If it costs money then I can’t get it

I’m broke this Christmas

I’m broke this Christmas

Broke like a glass cannon or some shattered ammo racks

 

I’m broke this Christmas

I’m broke this Christmas

Itunes account so low it needs to be lifted

I’m broke this Christmas

I’m broke this Christmas

Man, I’m just broke this Christmas

 

Got a IS-6, got a KV-5

Neither one getting equipment this Christmas

 

Momma wanna IS-3, baby needs some credits

Times are getting hard

Guess what Imma do

Struggle, struggle, struggle

HARD!!!

Struggle, struggle, struggle

HARD!!!

Struggle, struggle, struggle

HARD!!!

 

Santa Claus don’t bring his sleigh down this bvld

Ok now, no credits in my depot

Empty slots, I got it

Premium Shop, I spot it

I hate that price, I hope they just drop it

Tanker hold up, where my dough go?

I would buy bundles but I’m broke though

My gas tank is so low

Bet my crew is walking, I know so

 

Cuz I play the same old tanks

skinned a different way

Cuz I look at christmas like its a normal day

Momma wanna IS-6, baby needs some credits

Times are getting hard, plus my rent is due

 

I’m broke this Christmas

I’m broke this Christmas

If it costs money then I can’t get it

I’m broke this Christmas

I’m broke this Christmas

Broke like a glass cannon or some shattered ammo racks

 

I’m broke this Christmas

I’m broke this Christmas

Itunes account so low it needs to be lifted

I’m broke this Christmas

I’m broke this Christmas

Man, I’m just broke this Christmas

 

Hard to shop when you feeling poor

I’m about to window shop at the dollar store

If it costs $2 I gotta stay away

or put that gift card on layaway

 

I bought a Panzer II

then I rolled it out

into the field

then I battled it out

had to do it for my fam

thats how I do

 

I wrap old gifts in WoT newsletters like they were new

unwrap the gift and read the news

exclusive section and cartoons

 

I roll my gifts up

I call it rolling paper

What I buy my girl for christmas?

A new Panzer.

 

She asked me,

"Where the christmas tree?"

I said it in the car

right there!

you can't see?

 

I said I got a good deal

I swear

Cuz this christmas tree, it freshens the air

 

I’m broke this Christmas

I’m broke this Christmas

If it costs money then I can’t get it

I’m broke this Christmas

I’m broke this Christmas

Broke like a glass cannon or some shattered ammo racks

 

I’m broke this Christmas

I’m broke this Christmas

Itunes account so low it needs to be lifted

I’m broke this Christmas

I’m broke this Christmas

Man, I’m just broke this Christmas

 

My girl just told me

what she want me to go get her

I aint got no money

so I'm about to break up with her

 

I gotta save money

by any means

I aint eating

Gotta lotta room in my skinny jeans

 

I told my girl, its not you its me

wellll actually its the economeee

then it just dawned on me

I got a family too

and all of them are gunna want gifts

so what am I supposed to do?

 

I want a Chi Nu, in a black print

with a camo style. This is my wishlist.

I gotta Fury that gimme fat stacks

And a noob team, with no time to relax.

Momma want an IS-6, baby needs a Warchest, 

times are getting hard, guess Imma have to grind.

 

I was broke this Christmas,

so to my kids I lied,

they asked where our presents?

I said Santa died,

he had a stroke.

no joke.

well not really though, its cuz your daddy broke.

 

 

I hope you all enjoyed!

And Happy Holidays!

 

And good luck to everyone that entered the contest!


 


Edited by GenericMIKE, 17 December 2015 - 04:39 AM.

 

 

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Ryan_Dazel #2 Posted 17 December 2015 - 04:39 AM

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Nice

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