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j0hnnyrazz #21 Posted 09 February 2016 - 09:59 PM

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Name is fixed. Democracy at its most efficient. Only had to pay a 35% tax rate (tithe?!?) to get it done. Must be funding the secret police....

 

I never had to pay in the Dragoons, they might be going broke, can't even afford the monkeys to celebrate the new *ahem* Supreme Leader!



Herodotus4 #22 Posted 10 February 2016 - 01:21 AM

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View Postj0hnnyrazz, on 09 February 2016 - 04:59 PM, said:

Name is fixed. Democracy at its most efficient. Only had to pay a 35% tax rate (tithe?!?) to get it done. Must be funding the secret police....

 

I never had to pay in the Dragoons, they might be going broke, can't even afford the monkeys to celebrate the new *ahem* Supreme Leader!

Remember how the DV was complaining about missing cupcakes from a countdown? it is surprising how much a black market Darth Vader cupcake goes for. Also they may be missing a few organs from some tank crews. So dv when you go into battle and your gunner misses the first few shots for no apparent reason, it's probably because he is missing his spleen. Still, shame on you joetom, our special operations at least pay for themselves.:)


Edited by Herodotus4, 10 February 2016 - 01:27 AM.

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1Joetom #23 Posted 10 February 2016 - 01:54 AM

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View PostHerodotus4, on 09 February 2016 - 05:21 PM, said:

Remember how the DV was complaining about missing cupcakes from a countdown? it is surprising how much a black market Darth Vader cupcake goes for. Also they may be missing a few organs from some tank crews. So dv when you go into battle and your gunner misses the first few shots for no apparent reason, it's probably because he is missing his spleen. Still, shame on you joetom, our special operations at least pay for themselves.:)

We've had to spend a lot of money on our monkeys to train them do things, like write recruitment pages and perform organ removal. Good thing that we can just coerce our members for funds *cough* ask for donations. 


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j0hnnyrazz #24 Posted 10 February 2016 - 03:58 AM

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View Post1Joetom, on 10 February 2016 - 01:54 AM, said:

We've had to spend a lot of money on our monkeys to train them do things, like write recruitment pages and perform organ removal. Good thing that we can just coerce our members for funds *cough* ask for donations. 

 

my new fearless leader called me a "wallet warrior" tonight. My fragile internet ego can't take that but with the phone number no longer leading IRD, I'm not sure Hero will let me back!

Steeby141 #25 Posted 10 February 2016 - 05:14 AM

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View Postj0hnnyrazz, on 09 February 2016 - 10:58 PM, said:

 

my new fearless leader called me a "wallet warrior" tonight. My fragile internet ego can't take that but with the phone number no longer leading IRD, I'm not sure Hero will let me back!

 

Our supreme leader called me a camping skrub :arta: Time to leave!

1Joetom #26 Posted 10 February 2016 - 05:45 AM

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View Postmr_stealy, on 09 February 2016 - 09:14 PM, said:

 

Our supreme leader called me a camping skrub :arta: Time to leave!

YOU DARE SPEAK OUT AGAINST ME

BACK TO THE GULAG

 

1joetom?

 

YES MR_STEALY
 

you get angry when you get hungry. Have a snickers

 

better?

 

Better. I'm still sending you to the gulag


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Post_game #27 Posted 10 February 2016 - 03:40 PM

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View PostHerodotus4, on 10 February 2016 - 01:21 AM, said:

Remember how the DV was complaining about missing cupcakes from a countdown? it is surprising how much a black market Darth Vader cupcake goes for. Also they may be missing a few organs from some tank crews. So dv when you go into battle and your gunner misses the first few shots for no apparent reason, it's probably because he is missing his spleen. Still, shame on you joetom, our special operations at least pay for themselves.:)

 

Organ donation is a noble and valiant cause.  All part of the DV way. :D  

That said good luck with the new clan.


Edited by Post_game, 10 February 2016 - 03:41 PM.


pasdxd #28 Posted 10 February 2016 - 04:40 PM

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Bump! 

 

 

 

What? I like to play volleyball! So sue me!

 

The page is off-centered, looks like some tech monkeys will be "donating" more than a few organs. 

 

 

 

Spoiler

 


Edited by pasdxd, 10 February 2016 - 04:40 PM.

 


Player_5773117413 #29 Posted 10 February 2016 - 05:55 PM

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View Postj0hnnyrazz, on 09 February 2016 - 03:59 PM, said:

 

I never had to pay in the Dragoons, they might be going broke

 

Unlike IRH, IRD has been churning out a profit. We have paid out dividends to our investors and our loans have been repaid long ago. Where did we get this money from you ask? Whoops, we ran out of time for questions.


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pasdxd #30 Posted 10 February 2016 - 09:22 PM

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View PostPlayer_5773117413, on 10 February 2016 - 12:55 PM, said:

 

Unlike IRH, IRD has been churning out a profit. We have paid out dividends to our investors and our loans have been repaid long ago. Where did we get this money from you ask? Whoops, we ran out of time for questions.

 

You forgot to mention that we get a 300% bonus on our monthly salaries each time we bump either one of the recruitment threads...:hiding:


 


Player_5773117413 #31 Posted 11 February 2016 - 04:02 AM

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View Postpasdxd, on 10 February 2016 - 03:22 PM, said:

 

You forgot to mention that we get a 300% bonus on our monthly salaries each time we bump either one of the recruitment threads...:hiding:

 

Much of that profit actually goes into buying large amounts of tin to ensure a steady supply of tinfoil hats for kewlstory.

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1Joetom #33 Posted 11 February 2016 - 08:06 AM

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View PostPlayer_5773117413, on 10 February 2016 - 08:02 PM, said:

 

Much of that profit actually goes into buying large amounts of tin to ensure a steady supply of tinfoil hats for kewlstory.

 

What happens to the hats? Do you eat them? Pile more and more on top of them? Absorb them into your soul?

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j0hnnyrazz #34 Posted 11 February 2016 - 12:20 PM

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Joetom said I should come here for lols....I don't see anything funny here! If my tithe goes over 40% to fund these so called contests (coming soon!) I swear I will grab my iron horse, put on what ever light armour I have around, snare a bolt-action rifle and storm our supreme leaders residence/fortress of solitude/cave whenever we figure out where it's located.  :izmena:

 

unless their are cookies. Are there cookies?



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View Postj0hnnyrazz, on 11 February 2016 - 07:20 AM, said:

Joetom said I should come here for lols....I don't see anything funny here! If my tithe goes over 40% to fund these so called contests (coming soon!) I swear I will grab my iron horse, put on what ever light armour I have around, snare a bolt-action rifle and storm our supreme leaders residence/fortress of solitude/cave whenever we figure out where it's located.  :izmena:

 

unless their are cookies. Are there cookies?

 

Well, since our Supreme Leaders have access to a massive slush fund, I would assume they have a budget for cookies. Ah, the perks of being Leader. 


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View Postj0hnnyrazz, on 11 February 2016 - 07:20 AM, said:

Joetom said I should come here for lols....I don't see anything funny here! If my tithe goes over 40% to fund these so called contests (coming soon!) I swear I will grab my iron horse, put on what ever light armour I have around, snare a bolt-action rifle and storm our supreme leaders residence/fortress of solitude/cave whenever we figure out where it's located.  :izmena:

 

unless their are cookies. Are there cookies?

 

View Postpasdxd, on 11 February 2016 - 08:26 AM, said:

 

Well, since our Supreme Leaders have access to a massive slush fund, I would assume they have a budget for cookies. Ah, the perks of being Leader. 

I don't know where joetom keeps his but I find that Saudi Arabian government bonds work well to keep the hidden money, there are also the classics of the Cayman Islands and Swiss bank accounts.


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View PostHerodotus4, on 11 February 2016 - 01:05 PM, said:

 

I don't know where joetom keeps his but I find that Saudi Arabian government bonds work well to keep the hidden money, there are also the classics of the Cayman Islands and Swiss bank accounts.

 

Don't you think that's a bit cliche? I mean, Swiss bank accounts? Really? IMO the best way to store large amounts of money is to give it to me :trollface:

 


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View Postpasdxd, on 11 February 2016 - 04:26 PM, said:

 

Don't you think that's a bit cliche? I mean, Swiss bank accounts? Really? IMO the best way to store large amounts of money is to give it to me :trollface:

How about the 500,000 105 mm HESH shells buried at an undisclosed location? Or the banana republic owned through a shell company:)


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View PostHerodotus4, on 11 February 2016 - 04:34 PM, said:

How about the 500,000 105 mm HESH shells buried at an undisclosed location? Or the banana republic owned through a shell company:)

 

Oh yeah... About those HESH shells... I may or may not have found them, thought "I'm rich", and sold them at half price on the black market... And then I hypothetically may have used the money to buy new stuff, such as hypothetical German lights and hypothetical equipment and consumables. All hypothetical, of course. 

 

 

Just realized, you're the Supreme Leader and can kick me out. Heh heh... Look on the bright side, at least you have the shell company!

 

 


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View Postpasdxd, on 11 February 2016 - 05:40 PM, said:

 

Oh yeah... About those HESH shells... I may or may not have found them, thought "I'm rich", and sold them at half price on the black market... And then I hypothetically may have used the money to buy new stuff, such as hypothetical German lights and hypothetical equipment and consumables. All hypothetical, of course. 

 

 

Just realized, you're the Supreme Leader and can kick me out. Heh heh... Look on the bright side, at least you have the shell company!

 

 

Ok, just don't let it happen again. At least sell them for full price, those things are expensive.


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