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1Joetom #41 Posted 12 February 2016 - 05:35 AM

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View Postpasdxd, on 11 February 2016 - 02:40 PM, said:

 

Oh yeah... About those HESH shells... I may or may not have found them, thought "I'm rich", and sold them at half price on the black market... And then I hypothetically may have used the money to buy new stuff, such as hypothetical German lights and hypothetical equipment and consumables. All hypothetical, of course. 

 

 

Just realized, you're the Supreme Leader and can kick me out. Heh heh... Look on the bright side, at least you have the shell company!

 

 

 

 

Thanks for the 500,000 HESH shells! Considering the clan's current economic state, I had to buy them all up on sale. I wonder if monkeys can eat HESH shells. Don't feed monkeys HESH shells. 


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Herodotus4 #42 Posted 12 February 2016 - 11:45 AM

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View Post1Joetom, on 12 February 2016 - 12:35 AM, said:

 

Thanks for the 500,000 HESH shells! Considering the clan's current economic state, I had to buy them all up on sale. I wonder if monkeys can eat HESH shells. Don't feed monkeys HESH shells. 

Kids, don't do hesh. It hurts your family to do funeral arrangements for random pieces of tissue the size of a penny.


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pasdxd #43 Posted 12 February 2016 - 01:00 PM

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View PostHerodotus4, on 12 February 2016 - 06:45 AM, said:

Kids, don't do hesh. It hurts your family to do funeral arrangements for random pieces of tissue the size of a penny.

 

You see, the HESH I sold on the BBM (Blitz Black Market) was lacking the HE part of the HESH. What you really got were Squash Head ammo, not High Explosive Squash Head ammo. 

 

The explosives I salvaged from these shells will be used for other...shall we say... nefarious purposes. 


 


Herodotus4 #44 Posted 12 February 2016 - 04:39 PM

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View Postpasdxd, on 12 February 2016 - 08:00 AM, said:

 

You see, the HESH I sold on the BBM (Blitz Black Market) was lacking the HE part of the HESH. What you really got were Squash Head ammo, not High Explosive Squash Head ammo. 

 

The explosives I salvaged from these shells will be used for other...shall we say... nefarious purposes. 

Oh, I wonder whether the dv will mind the loss of their signature factory:)


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pasdxd #45 Posted 12 February 2016 - 06:13 PM

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View PostHerodotus4, on 12 February 2016 - 11:39 AM, said:

Oh, I wonder whether the dv will mind the loss of their signature factory:)

 

Great minds think alike :)

 


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View Post1Joetom, on 12 February 2016 - 12:35 AM, said:

 

Considering the clan's current economic state, I had to buy them all up on sale. I wonder if monkeys can eat HESH shells. Don't feed monkeys HESH shells. 

 

Should I stop spamming HEAT considering our clan's current economic state? :(

pasdxd #47 Posted 13 February 2016 - 02:11 PM

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View Postmr_stealy, on 12 February 2016 - 02:31 PM, said:

 

Should I stop spamming HEAT considering our clan's current economic state? :(

 

You could still spam HEAT, but IRH won't cover the cost. It has better things to do with its money, such as: buy 1Joetom a soda machine, buy 1Joetom a few hundred million HEAT shells, buy 1Joetom a pony, buy gold, buy a Batmobile, buy the Hope Diamond, buy the Lost Ark, etc... The list goes on and on. 

 


Foo4Boo #48 Posted 15 February 2016 - 02:13 PM

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Remember when you and the boys in gym class would stand around a piece of multi grain Wonder bread and make a special sauce mayonnaise sandwich? 

 

Last one to finish gets to eat it?

 

If that's your idea of what a Top Rate clan does  then join this clan.

They live to do this kind of stuff to the new initiates. 

 

I can't even bring up the rest of what this clan considers to be a team building experience.

It would only be a appropriate conversation in the GC.



Herodotus4 #49 Posted 15 February 2016 - 04:53 PM

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View PostFoo4Boo, on 15 February 2016 - 09:13 AM, said:

Remember when you and the boys in gym class would stand around a piece of multi grain Wonder bread and make a special sauce mayonnaise sandwich? 

 

Last one to finish gets to eat it?

 

If that's your idea of what a Top Rate clan does  then join this clan.

They live to do this kind of stuff to the new initiates. 

 

I can't even bring up the rest of what this clan considers to be a team building experience.

It would only be a appropriate conversation in the GC.

Would you kindly say what you have against us? As far as I am aware you are not even qualified to join IRH and your coment makes me want to reach for a barf bag, kindly go elsewhere and stop attempting to remake the forum in the image of general chat.

 

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Foo4Boo #50 Posted 15 February 2016 - 05:10 PM

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Basically the way this clan operates is detestable. 

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View PostHerodotus4, on 15 February 2016 - 04:53 PM, said:

Would you kindly say what you have against us? As far as I am aware you are not even qualified to join IRH and your coment makes me want to reach for a barf bag, kindly go elsewhere and stop attempting to remake the forum in the image of general chat.

 

to those in his clan; don't worry, I don't hold him against you.

 

Foo4Boo referring to your deputy try recruiting his fellow clan member and also from my clan. Saying IRH is better than their current clan.

Should I post the screenshot ?



Herodotus4 #52 Posted 15 February 2016 - 05:22 PM

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View PostaGile_strikE, on 15 February 2016 - 12:14 PM, said:

 

Foo4Boo referring to your deputy try recruiting his fellow clan member and also from my clan. Saying IRH is better than their current clan.

Should I post the screenshot ?

Go ahead, I would like to see it. Also, it is not especially uncommon to have people try to recruit from other clans, 3 separate clans tried to recruit me from IRD before the change in command.


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pasdxd #53 Posted 15 February 2016 - 05:29 PM

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View PostFoo4Boo, on 15 February 2016 - 09:13 AM, said:

Remember when you and the boys in gym class would stand around a piece of multi grain Wonder bread and make a special sauce mayonnaise sandwich? 

 

Last one to finish gets to eat it?

 

If that's your idea of what a Top Rate clan does  then join this clan.

They live to do this kind of stuff to the new initiates. 

 

I can't even bring up the rest of what this clan considers to be a team building experience.

It would only be a appropriate conversation in the GC.

Woah, we're just trash-talking each other in good humor. When did that become taboo? 


 


Herodotus4 #54 Posted 15 February 2016 - 05:36 PM

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View Postpasdxd, on 15 February 2016 - 12:29 PM, said:

Woah, we're just trash-talking each other in good humor. When did that become taboo? 

I think it has something to do with him being from general chat and used to being there, if you look he has made at least 2 threads about them closing it.


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Herodotus4 #55 Posted 15 February 2016 - 06:48 PM

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View PostaGile_strikE, on 15 February 2016 - 12:14 PM, said:

 

Foo4Boo referring to your deputy try recruiting his fellow clan member and also from my clan. Saying IRH is better than their current clan.

Should I post the screenshot ?

If you are afraid of the naming and shaming hit and are not posting the screen shot for that reason please PM them to me, if it is because you do not have the screenshot please tell me who does.


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Tra_La_La_ #56 Posted 15 February 2016 - 07:04 PM

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I just PM you. I have the screen shot on my discord. if you have discord much easier to send it to you

Edited by aGile_strikE, 15 February 2016 - 07:05 PM.


Herodotus4 #57 Posted 15 February 2016 - 07:08 PM

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View PostaGile_strikE, on 15 February 2016 - 02:04 PM, said:

I just PM you. I have the screen shot on my discord. if you have discord much easier to send it to you

 

we have a server and I have discord.

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View PostaGile_strikE, on 15 February 2016 - 02:04 PM, said:

I just PM you. I have the screen shot on my discord. if you have discord much easier to send it to you

 

If possible, I would like to see the screenshot too. I understand if you don't want to give me the picture tho. 

 


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View PostSilevern, on 09 February 2016 - 02:58 AM, said:

Good luck!

 

Are you guys, by any chance, advocates of a dictatorial political system? I would swear that I'm getting a sense of autocracy from the descriptions, but that's probably just a hunch...

 

I think that's just the first onset of signs of becoming a conspiracy theorist! They are obviously totally not dictatorial at all ;) the discription was all bout democracy 
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View Postpasdxd, on 15 February 2016 - 02:41 PM, said:

 

If possible, I would like to see the screenshot too. I understand if you don't want to give me the picture tho. 

I will post it on the clan forum in member discussion in an hour or so.


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